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It's yours in this filet lace spread,' which requires only humble string for the making. See how beautifully the 10 inch companion squares are made to contrast? If you prefer, but one square may M j B Pattern 5815 "I suppose you're peeved because ht iiGl and rerjeated throughout. your wife ran away and didn't tell You'll be overjoyed to find both you where she was going?" I 5815 "No. Because she came back and squares so easy In pattern ana find instructions will you won't tell me where she's been." charts for making the squares shown ; an illustration of them and WATCnES THE CLOCK of the stitches used; material requirements. To obtain this pattern sena i in stamns or coins (coins preferred) to The Sewing Circle vr. Household Arts uepi., Fourteenth St., New York, N. x. Please write Dattern number. your name and address plainly. 1 ft THE GARDEN s "Queer, "What's "One ears of isn't it?" that?" plants eyes corn." of potatoes and Well Known Aunt The vicar had just returnee' from a visit abroad and a big crowd of his parishioners had collected in the schoolroom to meet him. Beami- ng with pleasure, the vicar got up speak to the people. "My dear friends," he started, "I will not call you ladies and gentlemen, because I know you too well." -- Hartford Times. to The Snap! landlady brought in a plateful of extremely thin slices of bread and butter, which rather dismayed her hungry boarders. "Did you cut these, Mrs. Brown?" them!" came the stern "Oh!" went on the boarder I'll shuffle the deal!" To keep Frying Doughnuts. doughnuts from absorbing too much of the fat in which they are fried put a drop or twe of vinegar in the dough when mixing the ingredients. Removing Spots From Tile. Spots can be removed from the tile bathroom floor by rubbing with a cloth moistened with kerosene and then polishing with one new in her still can't keep "Peggy moistened with paraffin. suit." "It's a spring suit, you know." Clearing the Atmosphere. NO BANK NIGHTS Burn a few drops of vinegar on a hot shovel for a quick way of clearing the smell of stale smoke out of a room. T H reply. "All right "Do you Only Incidental pride yourself R on your oratory?" "Not especially," said Senator Sorghum. "Politics i3 something like a radio. In order to get an idea across you need a whole lot of machinery besides a loud speaker." WELL VJALKIKKS" DIDN'T been To BOOK, PEAR VOL) Eggs for All Tastes Have you any eggs that have no chickens in them? Grocer Yes, ma'am; duck eggs. PRETTY SOFT WNU Service. VOU - 'S'RAIQHT AHEAD DO IT, To Get Rid of Add and Poisonous Wast Your Iddneyt kdp to Imp l by constantly Altering wast matte I ram th blood. 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LAKE'S NEWEST HOSTELRY 4 By Ted O'LougHlin SOUR GRAPES SALT 2537 Oar lobby Is delightfully air cooled daring the summer watas Ratio toe Cvary Room 200 Rooms 2 OO Baths I H w WliU UZ I T' WAKE" UP A TTTTT f LtvJE INl THAT BLOCK AW Ol FIRIMCT AT VOU MiM GOT TO VikjG C E me." imple Teacher Can anyone tell me how stovepipe is made? Johnny First yuu take a big long bole, and then you wrap some tin round it. DUCKED UP R music?" "Was the defendant expensively larbed?" asked the lawyer of the negro witness. "Deed she was, sah," answered toe witness. "Ah knows expensive garbage when Ah sees it." Atlanta eowr aeteftoorl PHOTOGRAPHY THE Well Garbed Ak OVERSTUFFED OF it-W- distress. Mr. Bug Come out, dear, and see what a nice load of cord wood some one has left for us. y Needed a Rest Landlady I see your cup of coffee on a chair, Mr. Boarder. A peculiar place to put it! Mr. Boarder Not at all; it's so eak I put it there to rest. e Burning, scanty er too frequent urination may be a warning olsom kidney or bladder disturbance. You may suffer nagging backache, persistent headache, attacks o( dlsslnin, getting up flights, swelling, puOmeaa under the eyes (eel weak, B err sua,' sA played out. In such cases It b better to rely m medicine that has won cooa try --wide acclaim than on something less (aver-ab- ly known. Use Deau't PtIIs. A multi tude ol grateful people Doon's. E good to 1 let much time go to waste? till after Miss Sweet Oilcloth Washing Linoleum. hours, auntie. and linoleum will dry with a brighter finish if a lump of sugar NO HOOP SKIRT is dissolved in the scrubbing Well-er-n- The "Yes I cut Prim Does your young man Household Question? Johnny, what is the function of the nose? Johnny To blow and to hold Teacher IN THE MODE ' l- " iiiirrts. i fI til -tJ "Uncle Jim, I wish you'd let me have a tenner. I appeal to you as a close relative. "You do. eh? Well, here's a dol lar." HOTEL Temple Square RaU REAL CLUE "Jane said my new dress looks sensible and comfortable." "Cheer up, girl. That was a mean thing to say, but I wouldn't mind." i $l.SOto$XOO THe Hotal Teeapla Stmetw has a hlsfcly deeirable, trleadly atsavaa-pher- a. Yon wUI always find It Imnuw. nlata, aupremely eomfortable, aatd aarMala.Yea eaai Uim tboroushly fore nauleratand why this batael las HICnLY EECOMMENDED Tow eaa also appreciate why i f fa mark ot eflaflmettasi to ate Sherlock Bug scent at last. Ah I I've got a I this BoatiUM motalry ERNEST C ROSSITER. Mgr. |