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What states designate them selves as commonwealths rather than states? 7. 8. THE RIGHT SIZE 72 AE L 5. way? skin." ;uvTj-va- n APIS the other Answers 2. "hat Greek god correspond, td to the Roman Jove or Jupiteit.S 3. What is "earmarked" gold? 4. JUST ThB JOS SOU COULD Z'Li had been acting I of Little Men j "11 FSlENCED ' 72 TAkt 3z:5x ou Answers :!aar.e. 1. 2. "My son is a big man in the show business." "That so. A producer?" in a burlesque "No. Bouncer theater." WHO ASKED? just to kill time." il sure ls death." yur hants iSument of Humanitarian go home?" asked don't you Why Corntossel. inner Sim-- , 1am afraid to," answered Si "The wife is waitin' for me 'j stove lifter and a rollin' pin." W. N. (CnfiiTfcM. V -- are too lenient. In of Europe they send a the held narnessea 10 a Americans i-- e parts faman into Lrse!" Ke and then exclaimed: "What a way to treat a Made a rim a trout-fis- in g h p?as;T 6ET A w"- VV&L- L- I WAS LAST! Iki HErf?E . - I IT 7 This woman! W- APE WE ETAT 2 Told we I MO- BUT AMD VJEEt 7 WELL STiLL THlMK IS CRAZY I'LL WAvE" WHAT GoNKlA LET ME a bank or treasury for account of another. 4. A microscopic, animal. 5. Article III. 6. Bernadotte. wave caused 7. A by the meeting of tided, or a tide and a river. 8. The decision holding uncon stitutional Lincoln's suspension ol the writ of habeas corpus. 9. No. Maine historical record show that the art was practiced by the St. Francis Indians prior to the American Revolution. 10. Russia. It has an area of 8,144,228 square miles. Automobile 11. The American association says that the area around New York city has the heaviest traffic in the United States. The entire length of rout No. 1 carries the greatest volume of traffic in this country. 12. PennsylMassachusetts, vania, Kentucky and Virginia. Mary Paul has spoken at last. Sue And was his answer "yes' ACCOMMODATING horse!" caught "Men are (our: "Ha who knows not and knowi not ha knows not. 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Lady By Osborne Enlishtenins Lfly- -So home. yo' done mortgaged our tem'rarilv. honey, 'til la mortgage am foreclosed. Jii Mose-- Jes 11" F ?T 'TWAS A IMSdRAUCE. A6EKJT HAMUbWt- UDOKir4 MAN THAT Artnr Then there was the sad case of who fell nfT a shin nnssincr lighthouse. He drowned tr lioon in th cnnt. ' y 3 "Does that man know anything about the industrial conditions?" "I should say he does. He knows so much he can make a good living lecturing on them instead of doing any regular work himself." OFF TIIE RECORD Advancing year bring to to people the constipation 4 'Sold irra. And it is to Important meet the older for fi matter people to correctly. Mere partial relief is not enough. For sys terns doeced with accumulated t wastes are bound to rnrnlt in aches and paint. Thousands of elderly people have found the real answer to constipation problems in Nature s Kcmedy (Nit Tablets). Nature's Remedy is a purely vegetable laxative. It not only thoroughly cleanses the bowels, lint ft nrfion is ffrntla and refreshing just the way nature intended Hy all means, try sMiiiiwiuupiei w 25 tablet only boifl k f f,Vi Mt f M cenis at amy orugsioie. If Anything Is Left When rogues fall out, honest men get into their own. Sir Mathew Hale. ' Swim-Cirel- ! lught. WEAK AND MISERABLE Judge. Mney ' I bUfe Mrs. iSn t m (ml to convince of that, will you? Si it rt i in i- haf Took Instructor And now remember, you should never kick a lady, use a cudgel. Pupil That rule doesn't apply to me cause I've got a club foot. RilT IT WORRIES iF ENNVTlNfjr SHOlILD HAPPEkI THKEE. BE o SET. n pV ALL Be NO WOOF, WOOF WNU W ME HAS NOW 'OThH' the v." 1AT - everything m R.Try n FifJE POLICY TO SALT LAKE'S up TH HA 7 Ml N ""nerous person laKes seriously." Mlss Cayenne. "He W. .idKe,phGahimself seriously. He merely trying to others persuade do SO." Safe H'nieci your overcoiu lh moths." dn't think moths will bother p...w "Oh! CW." ft. 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Huy now of your neighborhood druggist. New size, tabs. SO cts., liquid $1 & J1.3S. of THE TEST I OLDER YEARS PROBLEM? C" f DoYou Have TIi is CHAP SIT-DOW- hlml" ou London Opinion. place. d ton": large trout, from me in ;e, d The following quotation Is given as nn Arabian proverb in Lady Burton's "Life of Sir Richard Bur- A expedition, and some sur- any trout said to him in zse: "Didn't you catch i;a!l, George?" "1 "Oh, yes," said he. wife d empty-hande- single-celle- He Who Doesn't Know Record returned man A rr. pensively into the dis- looked Si to MuTfy- t?e staU ikITo A .. . is This Zeus. 3. Gold held by high-creste- sax ! piay the Hell, in Strait On either side of the of Gibraltar. REAL WEAPON A U. "pillars .TT.W ...II LH "When I marry, it must be a man after my own heart." "Gosh! Every man I know is aftei it." mi this bwruto hvltslr ERNEST C ROSSITER, Mgr. |