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AWV A proper secrecy is the only mystery mystery of able men; weak and is the only secrecy of the hall." out in A to accumulated body NORMAL SPEED "Do you look Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets made of in removing May Apple are effective xa&T ) BOO rT AtlL!M6Kf - am TiME Lr5?a heater)!; Sot c3oTTA BE A SRADUAT6 EM6,seEP- - sou IM " ( KJl A6MK1 J UNDERSTArJP stuff T-r- 'la'liceaae. .edalm thw on ably knew.. Use J J Customer- -I some money. Banker-A- h! ing. jaahlnj U favorA anuia- - came in to borrow that sounds interestJOLTED SLIGHTLY d It U better U rely on DEBTS INCLUDED MISCELLANEOUS rid'Has your sister's horseback ing reduced her weight?" "Can't say it has. She's fallen off a good deal, but is still fat. "We don't meet people who belong to the Don't Worry Clubs these days." "No, the tendency today is to belong to Don't Hurry Clubs." SOFT PEDAL ON SaLT ready jsibili-o-f tYnvinrr have to start quarrels answered Senator "You can always find one made whenever you feel like ; """6 in. 51 Sor-Ehu- y hign capa e ,s MbT, Crow used to be a traffic cop Venice. The Automobilist. .m 111 three old maids I I '.a i 4aL-- i. I I ' U'Nlf - IN ."That new is terribly dumb." "How's that?" "He found some milk bottles in grass and insisted he had found a cow's nest." U. S. Coast Guard. igh wrtl j, ned in area; nipped incer enche gains Right Path ambition is to be a great l want to become a bone On the Moe-- My doctor, Pecialist. Rose Well, have a good tor it. B'nai you B'rith Magazine. head KNOW CROWD i s ;0(:ure a first-clas, a ment. picture . rrL - ..AU men are . bo n it. u t nf.,!I ,.,rhinr Gaa micht hurt nil equal. ; ,tl!dnevertomarryatu. art,St''? u,o are ,. onc.Tit-I3it- s Magazine. WivH.. -, j . you ."SrlTvivT -1- 11 J " 'ram"cJ -l- w-T. ll for masted. I'll V",,; r HOTEL J , www Hdt Rate Sl.S0to3.OO j has a) TTi. Hotl Tmpl. qnr atmoe- fcUmlly SZSiTTZr." ropbe-- 4 v. Temple Square seem to care for the extended to the admir- - "V farm-han- d engi- - THE ikv There are live. to. where I NOTHING NEW i THINKOFTIlAr Bull You don't talk much. Parrot Don't have Where 80 WnnrinriilNr9 o' is we'J i Cool Job did Tony learn to swim rec-yp- e in 4 l He HOSTELRY BEWEST itis''vr.i in years UK'S Oar lobby to dcIlghtfaUy air cooled daring the summer months b.wIa 4n F varv Room d3 vrr 2 ...f. ZOO KOOina Initiative Not Required "It is always a mistake to start Quarrel," remarked the cautious friend. "You don't these days," 37 16 W WNU derstaad hT tht. bolel HIGHLY BWXJMMENPED Ten casi also opreclato mhyt "How do you know he's single?" "Haven't you heard all that bunk he talks about happy married Ufa." Snail-- Ha, that. ha, I've always done li'a a.amark or oiskiovi" hnatitirv BttNEST C. ROSS1TER. Afyr. |