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Cf.jrlirM, Dr. Pierce". Favorite V-f-ip JsKJMJ CA8HEUAKS mJl $ ut cpietta; ?3mW' r (. home dashed to a parking for and raced away. On mile drive, he discover, ,i he had t v some else's car and r the lot The owner f the bo? We car accepted his apol.y. EGGS-ZACTL- J , T. Shoemaker of Claukauu ranted to get Gas Pressure May Cause Da. comfort. Right Side Best If you toss in bed and can't sleep on right side, try Adlerika. Just ONE do relieves stomach GAS pressing on heart so you sleep soundly all night. Adlerika acts on BOTH upper andlowet bowels and brings out foul matter you would never believe was in your system This old matter may have poisoned you for months and caused GAS, sour stomach, headache or nervousness. Dr. H. L. Shoub. New York, reports-"Iaddition to in test inal cleansing Adlerika greatly reduces bacfeni ancf colon bacilli." Mrs. Jas. Filler: "Gas on my stomach was so bad I could noteator sleep. Even my heart hurt. The first dose of Adlerika brought me relief. Now I eat as I wish, sleep fine and never felt better." Give your stomach and bowels a REAL cleansing with Adlerika and see how good you feel. Just ONE dose relievei GAS and chronic constipation. Sold by all druggists and drug department!, PARKER'S THE BRIGHT LIGHTS HAIR BALSAM Bamovaa Dandruff Stop Hilr FilHoj Imparts Color uid Beauty to Gray nd Faded Hair Hlteoi Chem. Wka.. Patchogqe.NT FLORESTON SHAMPOO Ideal for nu h connection with Parker's Hair Balsam.Makee tht bair soft and fluffy. 60 cents by mail or at drug, gists. Hiscox Chemical Works, Patchogue, N. Y. 'W01Mi'- Cheap at Any Price FINNEY OF THE FORCE VJELL-SRODE VJHUT? WHUT VJMUT?WWUT vjait'll oi tell Home with NEI A TAXI - - WE Chauffeur A grinding application the brakes does a car do good. Friend In other words, you've got to .handle a car as you would bad proper Kissed MKS. SNOOP tt ' i AN' ?AVE HIM A FIFTY HIM MATTHER rVlT' MlM ? , LAST NOKsHT 7 V Tip CiMT MATTHER VJIT' HER , r Chauffeur Eh? 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In my opinion then is nothing that peps a man up and drirei away sluggishness quicker." Buy nowl New size, tablets 50c, liquid $1.00 4 AT THE CLUB MIGHT GROW IEN kidneys function badly and vnu uffer a haaaina backache. with dininesj, burning, scanty or too lie Jim is a great story teller. electrified his hearers at the club Wiir Kwippr "We must have a pergola In the gar- r den this spring "Is the soil suitable for ' itr "We'll look through a seed catalogue, pnyhow." WATCH THE GPEEN LIGHTS night. She Do you mean he shocked 'em? Data THE FEATHERHEADS I VfOUlD LIKE 35HAVE WOiiLP BE IT it He last By HIGH TEMPERATURES - 0 me ib r l en wm Art i i waut keep APPEARANCE OLD LIME WHAT No Need IS IT NOW an is caused by "Morning sickness" m acid condition. To avoid it, acid must such as magnesia. offset by alkalis 30-da- MAYBE THAT'S SO SquirrelSo you don't like the elevated. Mole No Indeed, the subway for mine. THAT CLASS SEE I HAVING BRID6E A to Suffer "MorningSickness'' 2 "It Is said that paper can be used effectively In keeping a person warm" 1 hat's true. I remember y a note of mine once kept nie in a sweat for a month." IN i nu.nuTn- - l - TM.NK. J UP ... Don't Cross 'Em But you - frequent urination and getting up t) night; whsn you feel tired, nervow, use Doan's Pill. alfupset Doan'i are especially for poorly working kidneys. Millions of boxes are used every year. They are reconv, mended the country over. Ask yo neighbor! S J NEEP To 1 tHE PENTS' ENTERTAIN A J$$ FLOC OF MENS iKl) AT A CARD y ANP TWAT DLI MUCH and X I . J 'Tit (oHll Si Mr. m Hflrdtnvl . wafers art These candy like pure milk of magnesia in s,;lll,.,0p" j, the most pleasant way to take wafer is approximately equal 0 a ' dose of liquid milk of magnesia. coirw thoroughly, then swallowed, they acidity in the mouth and throuphout auicK. t digestive system and insure rnatterf t plete elinination of the waste an cause gas, headaches, bloated ieelmgs , a dozen other discomforts. Milnesia Wafers come in hottIoUU ana 48, at 35c and 60c respect.vely. corns convenient tins for your handbag ing 12 at 20c. Each wafer is bPf one adult dose of milk of agn in andrecommend good drug stores sell mint-flavore- f". eavj Start using thes delicious, wafers . nte. Miss Recommend Why Physicians Milnesia Wafers Women nro i nd re of hugging delusions. Miinclmser-A- ta ntlcld, gently laxative to refW Professionalsamples sent free physicians or dentists on professional letterhead. 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