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Show ITAH LEHI FREE PUPS- LEHl. - ; OUR COMIC SECTION LittliC Humorous FAIR QUESTION Jackson met ao old school friend ythom he had not seen for a number pf years. Hallo, old chap," tie said heartily ! hear you've been engaged for nearly a year. Who U the woman in the case?" "I doo't think you know her." replied Jackson. "She's a Miss Terry." The other ehook hla head gravely. "I understand, old chap." he replied. "I've been married to one for teu yean, and she's atill a mystery." Stray Stories. ' fleet of ramsha.-- cabs hag been r,-!- ni. . la their : k H n..ni place Jv1 . tUiiter i i. . cabs, or part of the Jerusalem woman say she's been "Why does a she hasn't bought a when s!i.iiiiiii thlnu'':" -uhv d,.es a man say he's beencaught anyjisidns when he hasn't ! t lu convey the citizen of visitors up and d ,wn the slopes of the Huh ntT salem used to tn: m oue oi mese tn.r RSI ipbiiih - t, .... tej heap. MetT Events in the Lives of Little fkuv ALL ALIKE Oft Taxis Replace Old Cli; fh, in HoltCh, rracticany n V j seer,,'1 dolas in Venice or i. S hat Unfortunately f -- r the tab ,.. however, the st '!: eit fur th cently were aspi.-- .-i or automomie tnu; Aa result cab horses coii'mimm Io fell. Th Society -r the Prevent in. nf Prnelty tn Anl-n:made representa'.;-.i,to the S0VJ: ment resulting in t:.e withdraw uir-uiann tiuw i hi me street . f- , QUICK CHANCE ONE WAY YOU RISK BLOOD PC1SCHING1FY0UD8 rcazors, caustic uqmas and harsh plasters are dangerous. The nf quick way to remove corns ii witi nwii. lluhby No. my Not Fair were airing their Two patients grlevunces In the asylum grounds. I've Said one: "It's an outrage. been here ten years, and I'm as sane us anybody." "So am I," chimed In the other, "and I've been here 12 years. Let's go and tell the Governor." "Wait n minute," said the first. "I'm going to test you." Then, putting her hands behind her back, she said: "What have I got In my hand?" "A trnnicar," promptly answered the other. "You client!" was the heated retort. "You saw me pick It up!" top ihoe pressure; soothe, vent sore toe and blisters. waterproof; don't stick to uiesa- - call it uie m;iki'i's as soon as you get it. "But your fiance's salary is so small how are you going to live?" "Oh, we're going to economize. We're going to do without a lot of thing that Tom wants." New Do Luxe Dr. Scholl'i Zino. pads. They instantly relieve pais' can 1 have a penny never I Vou t U heal tad Flesh air toekinj. SoU drug, shoe and department Una. 7T. SOUR NOTES Your Best Friend can have only one friend," for the others must aside for him. You (fVT.Tfi.hr, w. w. vsZsiz&t -- 1 a&ass FbsfeR J ( y;VrgBl- -' S WE HAEM'T BeeM To A 1 Just Clowning By Osborne Wtrn Newppr Union THE FEATHERHEADS OH LOOK gPiTh fa fB Mr. Bancs play the piano merely to kill time. Miss Sweet Your playing certainly 'loos it. But what a death ! 1 NO CUSTARD Pinch Hitting At a marriage service performed In a little country church, when the minister said In solemn tones. "Wilt thou have this man to be thy wedded husband, etc.?" Instead of the woman an swering for herself, a gruff man's voice unswered, "I will!" The minister looked up, very much perplexed, and paused. He repeated the sentence, and again the same gruff voice answered, "I will!" The minister looked up, when a man seated at the end of the first row ,ald, "She's deaf, parson, au' I'm nnI ' her eweriu' for PIES Civilized Jails In a thoroughly civilized land the Jail meals are appetizing. ET 1 REM&MBER -- last alu Tne cm THOSE Ho-H- fHRiLUHG-A.CT- Ereryona a Loter IT SJRE- - HEAH Oj excuses .A.I Are . S- AuyVAij 111 TdVTC? VAS small boy came hurriedly down the street, and halted breathlessly tu front of stranger who was walking In the same direction. "Have you lost half a dollar?" he A 1 J AMD "bej itand eveai I f?B MEMBER-HO- I FAS CI NATE P BV HOti WER WiTH THE LADV THE SMAKES MEAH SHE CHARMING what in the "Children, children, world is the matter?" "We is playin' comic supplement, and Bobby won't stand up so "at I kin hit him on the head with a brick." 1 FRUITS ON FLOWERS I SHRUBS & VEGETABLES Demand original itelti (5 , TOOT1 TOOT I a asked. "Yes, yes, I believe I havel" said the strnnger, feeling In his pocket in DAI CAM WW Bemoves dFjn Beauty to Gray "Have you found one?" said the boy. "I Just "Oh, no. want to And out how many have been lost today. Yours makes 55." SHAMPOO FLORESTON hair soft and gists. Hiscox -I- deal toJ JtaWMSSa OCCUPATIONAL We 1 FINNEY OF THE FORCE Ted O'Lou&hlln. A Different Aim S DiCr4T DO SO VJELL, DID You 2 ', YoU t MADE A PAKDy SCORE BEST EVER "Sometimes Sue speaks and some times she doesn't." "Yes. She got that way since she look a position In the telephone J Hubby (to wife who has just answered telephone) Who was it, dear? Wifey Our Washerwoman. She'll be two hours late; she's having trouble with her carburetor. mmm Be Sure They Properly Cleanse the diooo VOUR kidneys are Ting waste NOT Brant A TINKLE matter fo'fAft JS g tf not ad to remove .mp retain ooison the system when Then you may o0 ache, dizziness, scanty their work- -do tended-- fai! unaer me eyev ble all upset. '- Don't delay? if - rWif Use - Doan'sareespeaanyr--- lJj. tioning kidneys. mended by grateful over. Get them f.ortianyo When Fido Won't Lie Down "A man is entitled to his opinion." "Of course," answered Senator Sorghum, "but nn opinion may. In the course of time, be like an unfriendly dog. You don't care so much to assert ownership. What you'd like would be a painless way of getting rid of It." WAL-l- mm n Y" Lan Well, the League of Na- Kltchenet tion opens up new Kumldorcaa Who's throwing out the Courier-Journa- l first bawl? Louisville 11 I II h It EAT I V. HAD AS PRACT1S6 SrtooTiM HAD EATi- nHAVE AS Ol DOUBT Ol WOULD NO 1 1 --1 ! Ol P they say, raps on every man's door at sump time." "Well, she hasn't so much as called me up on the telephone." MUCH SHOOT cm uke vou VOU'D BE 0gm I Th Prairi Wolf "Why do you refer to your favorite candidate as the prairie wolf?" "Well, It's customary to give a popular aspirant some animal name. And he's one of those fellows who manage to get Just out of gunshot range and then bark and holler till nobody can lcep." , sui.,. PANise Final Refui. "Is there anything In this Job of tax collector any future In It?" "Well, when you're through they'll let you la at some home for the fie DC- - tJ " I 5 J ji errs, OLD DOC KNOWS THE DESERET ,a presets NEWS The Philadelphia 1 Symphony am (100 LEOPOLD Orckestm Men) STOXOWSKI N CONCERT (RCA-Vlct- y 0 ''A W It '' ' ' v . .. . e.i.iH Tue$.,May5jt8 Sale Op Gl.n Brother. Wusic S-- i, Mi,h " 'i'l'i't 'think 0 his f,,vor y(i(lr ,,ll!jmll s ttut 11 the Spon"" Tabernacle Aprf at n j2.fi |