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Show PEP LP. BOY American travelers ub Hollandi tulli a r!34'1 By ! amount of work the bait. LOT ELL About 100.000 are ib, HENDER50!! acre and each must he t im . The Mind Meter o OUR COMIC SECTION t Bell 8i v-- ctol! The Similarities Test 3 ir..l.iem "f the foliowlng la three words. The first the-- ? are e;' certain relation-shieat-i- D D By GLUYAS WILLIAMS AMBITIONS JVaV I br a tv,o words Write In a to odp another. the same bean which word ur., 1 i p the third wora to the first. . Hinie, pus; till. . autoniohile; horse, Harold baseLall; rrank Frisch, d'H-- s 1. 1 i iBdi H: 0f 3 VtfChES SifcH FASTER f"r-"- 1 Albany, 7. . Soldier, army ; sailor, . liui.sevelr. (iarner; Hoover. ; Whit America's Cup, yachting S. - 9. TAKE THAT ONE man CUbhof PKIDE5T0 or pw wrf his friend, 1ME OffiCER CMttEKAT EE A ocean Ptateroolii, 10. POLICE' MAN IHSTEAD, PERUSE THEY'RE 50 fRiENDiV SfoPS tt) PASSES 1iMg .- CirLutStawij- Mrs. M. F tnm IntotiFiirWiw V.V cell. liner; ONLY Pi . (."up. t&q aj Con- - ; 0. ,h'!t j DECIpES HE'D UK To E A Si&N PAlH"R WHEN HE CROWS UP. CRRAHP fOR MOtHfR. 'l-yC- 'i' York New for i . MrStiaden, . Thin, thick; slim. Homer, poetry; Pemos:benM, ; am ill relationship i ' dug, by hand. Sonrlc. 1"NL' words: only the following fat, electricity, Curt!?, prison, ,.:lvy, oratory, wagon, NVw llamirshire, L'.--e tot teniiis, golf. r r Answers 0. New Hamp Klcctrlcity. shire. Wa-o7. 8. 0. 10. Coif. Fiit. 4. Oratory. Navy. Salt Lake City Directory Curtis. Tennis. Prison. Minute Change Is Made in Our Inch; Now 25.4 Mm. sees DOR HI5 ERRAND, soHC-naxwo- KE AtvORK. DEClDK ikI rwoR of That job BECAUSE rf 4I35T tJKf CUM5IN6 TREK 1N6 To BE MEK IrWD, F0RGf5 6Eft HOME his pro&lem in the ej- - OKCE MORE TO SWITCHES DEClD BEWG A BUS DRliER . THEN HE Com DRIVE" 50DA O.ERR SO HE CDUlD A whenever nEWAnrp (Copyright, by Th Bell Syndicate, Ine I'm fuseinatiM pfrfuCuy wr!i skates. CiTEMEnT OF BfiN6 A Oli, thank He pirate tor the r. me TE AROUND SEEING WORLD HAVE ICE CREAM SODAS -- BEIM& yica ! NOT MUCH ) The American Inch unit of mens nsements has lost two niillionths of its former length in order that precise measuring in the United States nnd Kngland may be done on the The new definition of same basis. the Inch Is now 2.".4 millimeters a Inch difference of about In a mile as compared with the former American standard. Tills minute alteration was made necessary by modern precision manufacturing and the confusion arising from varying standards In the two one-eig- FINNEY OF THE FORCE U So ( YOU TeOMK foU SAW TMIS MAM MERE lsj ToWrA? HOW v come fbu Unto towY WALySOR 01 piDrtT KmoW WHO HG Vou IfcESE LOOK AT VJrW i ? HIM .lob Hunter Tell tne, sir, Is there no demand for brains in your business? I';:ckor Not much. 1 don't know how it is. I like 'em scrambled on toast myself. 11 NO BUILDING in and THIS wa -- 5-M- tell I TPrLLliJC? ft . vs-- CV-- it 1 K1 1 . .i lOU SHURE AM GLAD "T'MEET CHIEF HAS HerSOR-T- K' i SMc iii i i AT NVi h i Hit-- 1 BOUT TEZ i I I Jl! rTn It" MM M r AM WE i Moe ALL '- -- BR. MO WHliT BE Tested Chicks EAMSIIAW HATCHERIES Salt Lake City, Ct 3687 So. State St. TIMPANOGOS HATCHERT Proro, Utah East 30S South 7th "Did the architect carry out youi plans?" "(Juess he must have; 1 don't see any signs of them about the house." ON THE SAME ROAD That Should Get a Laugh theatrical agent persuaded the conductor of a variety broadcast to use Joe Frisco In a bit. "I got you a bit on the air," the agent then told Joe. "What can you do In that time?" the stuttering comic InA e HOTEL Temple Square Rates Just Like VJELL Goop WIGHT w lit r i OiWnt By GOODNIGHT .TaAMk YOU l The Best Policy iw INSURANCE ''I . II N II I i.ff -- - S . Good One Mother "Now, do you know where bad little girls go to?" Molly "Oh, yes hey go almost everywhere." VJELL You're A FiME OWE LETTiNCr THAT FELLOW TALK YOU imTo CHAMCrlMCr THE: FIRE, W 1 To 4 HIS I .NiXxV If Mil-I- P No Choi He Do you really like conceited men better than others? She What others? r i : l , J He Your extravagance Is driving me crazy. She And your stinginess Is drlvins me insane. PONT 7 UNPERSTAkIC? MV SES p UMDERSTANP HE HANPS VOLl A LOT OF SoFT Vo- V oh.vjhV "DON'T YoU NISE lO ? I WERE; U- ME, OF course CsOOD JUDGMENT - f , WOULD v. "My liushand attempied to strike mu I want to have him arrested. " .Magistrate-- All right. Where we find him?" "In the emeigeney hospital." w Jl M r: - P- XL DON'T J4 VVUST 1 a- i HED TAPE! I WHAT PRICE LOSS "What did father any when yo told hlra you were going to take u away from him?" "He seemed to feel his loss keetui at first, but I squared things wltn good cigar." LWRIGLEY'S , r Ya ,tr. pity Mgr. asMSaTS aSRSSaS PULL i l Pitiful Case as. in a ro; nod. dent. I had him on ti,P u.,,,1 ttl(,n was run Into from ti.P hack ,v I was I.Ike saved, hut the daws w., killed. . Mrs. Soothing (shocked) Wh'it a Ihi.lley-- finferv ROSSITER. Thera'a th Alarm! White How's your InsoniniaT Black Terrible. I can't even slW? when It's time to get up. Answerf Magazine. Mrs. Soothlng- -I i.ear that you have lost your valuable little dog. Mr n(l-ley- . Mr. C. CUM and A it.:- - fcaaMfifiii ERNEST Wife Tou couldn't love a woman with such old clothes as I have been wearing. POLICE! Vou. x In Other Word. IP YOU WERE I'D EXERCISE. soap PErAR I The Hotel Temple Square has Mirnl.U. frirnilly almtwphere.You will alwyafinl it immacomfortable. " culate, supremely .i 1. 1. Ymi mn there . r ,i tl. i. hotel tal HIGHLY RECOMMENDtU You can also appreciate why It's a mark of disffnefon o sfof You don't love me any more. Husband Why, dear, I certainly do. H?" vou $1.50 to $3.00 l.i l.l Wife M jig CpJ It RHAPS HOSTELRY O Our lobbj Is delightfully air cooled during the summer months Radio tor Every Room 200 Rooms 200 Baths m m my formed, New York Post. in THE FEATHERHEADS NEWEST SALT LAKE'S Magazine. 1 VTiiurn Newspaper Uaioa Puiiorum Whit Leghorn, Rliod Island Red Barred PlymculU Bocks, for immediate (or Hart Gu delivery. Headquarter brooder, for natural, artificial, or tank n:cd be can anywhere. Also tin gai, Sol-HRadiant. new Phcne, write r wir for price and complete Infona- ation. Going Down There's plenty of room at the top, I tell you. Less Y'es, as a matter of theory. Rut your wife only let3 you have the bottom drawer of the bureau, doesn't she? Moe Yes, you're right. rT mm TINfrS TW WAN pais ill lie a U. S. Certified Trlson Governor (to released convict) I'm sorry. I find we have kept you here a week too long. Convict That's all right, sir. Knock It off next time. Louisville Times. J oi . Head the oiler made by the l'ostum Company in another part of this paper. They will send a full week's supply of health giving Postum free to anyone who writes for it Adv. I'll Ba Seeing You COrE y BETTER LATE OH VJELL NEVER THAN Write For Spring Catalog Week's Supply of Postum Free J FAMILIAR ( Montreal Herald. countries 01 DIP T'lMK HIS FACE WUZ Kb IMP O Fosters ? PIDM'f QUESf.OrJ 7 Fame Is Fleeting ever. WAL, SoR Ted O'LoagUia Wrti Hiwiim L ARTIFICIAL LIMB CO. Br icc Artificial Lirohj TruL A rrh S Crntches ipporti Extciuion Shoe Elastic Hosier; Established In Ealt Lake in IDG! Ph. V.'as. 6:GJ Sa'.isfrction Cuarjo:M 13S W. Third So. I Ealt Lal:e City, lit il y 1 h J --T- 1 II uiaan I, , ., II II ill laaaavaa.. JIllPiRFECT GUM ftX-U- ! "J rmWmv ,r - ' . |