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Show LE1II FREE PRESS. LEHI. UTAH Family of 18 Eats on 30 Per Month Yur Best Flare Forward in Simple, All-Occasi- RAINFALL VARIES FROM ZERO TO 500 Frock INCHES ANNUALLY on PATTERN' rv, r -- t v -- 4 i S3T 4 Unofficial ObterTer'a Report om the BUcuil Tin. KDlMifRGH Crime of i V T Al AVO years ago while visiting A South Africa I met at the visitors' bureau in Capetown Lieut. Commander C. P. Newton of the Royal Navy (retired). In one interview it was disclosed to me that he possessed the rare gift so -- -- - v r .V ---- -- 1 sehultz. with :ave schuliz, oniy relief allowance of $H0 a inunth f..r f I. i,:,s ,,.:;., ..t., t., .aiH?r hanser and decorator. !h,.s win, i,.s i,r(,j for every member of the fami.y. Srhulu ,..,s ,,. a to j " , preU Mtr17:' Olympic Chief jed ; !;,: , , 1 1U- welI-t- ila - aod W' Capitol Gets Its Annual Bath Resign of jor LewalJ. president oivmplc committee, who to' resign by former Su-- rt justice Jeremiah T. Ma- X seldom encountered nowadays a nose for news, plus a sense of humor. t'pon departing I expressed the hope that we would meet again. "When we do. regardless of time or place, I shallexjiect you to come across with a column worth reading." "Highto," a8 his response, waving farewell. On the morning of my third day In Edinburgh who should saunter up to me In the hotel lobby but my Cape town friend, cordial as usual, and not the least surprised at finiiin? me there. "Of course, you know what Is expected of you," I said. "Have you anything In stock?" Makes Promise Good. "Certainly," he replied, palming my and I'll show you the route over which 15 years ago let me think. Yes, IfC'O, the runaway biscuit tin threw a scare Into Edinburgh that will not fade from the memory of man for many a long year. You'll enjoy the tale." S 1. u 1 had sense enough to accompany him without asking the whys or where fores, having had experience of his genius In such matters. We brought xm. y nw Vlf.'' v '.w up in the open space where Queens bury, Sedgwick place. Hutland street and I.othian road converge at Princess street, today a central point In the car traffic of the city. The Navy at Play. "It was right about here that the launching occurred," said Newton, tak between the trolley ing a position tracks. "In those days underground cables supplied the motive power, at ilsident of the Amateur Ath-Jan average speed of 12 or 15 miles the of the United States, fol-- e hour. That was before the overhead union's electric system came Into vogue. Rut investigation of to get on with my story: Following the pledges not to discriminate ftwish athletes. Lewald's The Capitol building In Washington is undergoing its annual cleaning, both armistice It was not unusual forRritish status is looked upon inside and out. This picture shows members of the District of Columbia fire submarines to come Into the Firth of Forth for supplies and repairs. On one :fa for Nazi unfairness, department playing their hose on the majestic building "on the hill." I of these undersea craft there was an officer let us call him Lieutenant X who had a penchant for practical joking usually on a large scale. With the Idea of giving Edinburgh a paralytic stroke he took nn 18 by 22 Inch biscuit tin, fixed a solid board on the bottom, cut a hole through the wood nnd the tin, knotted a six foot wire trace through the aperture, soldered the lid tight as a drum, covered the contrivance with wrapping : 8 8 paper so as to give It the appearance -;: 1 of Innocence and took himself and his contrivance to the Princess street ca-- ' hie line, approximately at this point where we now stand. The hour was about 4 p. m., the city In a fairly placid state of mind, the thoroughfare not particularly overcrowded. Ideal for the enterprising Lieutenant X who. standing Immediately over the slot he neath which the cable ran smoothly, contrived to Insert sufilclent of the wire trace to engage wllh the steel serpent gliding on Its endless way. Like a flash the wire trace established an entangling alliance with the nto five power of the Edinburgh Cable Car corporation, and the show was on. "Once fastened to the cable, the bis cuit tin left its moorings with more noise than a cast Iron stove falling down four flights of back stairs. Almost Instantly after the get away all the wrapping taper was ripped off, I disclosing the glistening tin ghost leap like. Kxunation for Its an architect's ing straight down the trolley tracks of drawinR showing what the new mint In San Francisco wi.l h..k has Just S'.'.UOOU. cost will Such of the the placid Edinburgh. and furnishings, elevators begun. The building, exclusive of it population as happened to be moving at that hour cast one glance of terror Berk Leads Germany's at the thundering object, made a left j First dash Into Charlotte street, the first Reconstructed Army exit available after the plunging tin tJernianv's reconstructed army Is ware was sent on Its diabolical misOthers, likewise scared cocknow heailed I'V Cen. l.nilwig Heck, sion. shown above. As chief of the genet al eyed, turning to the right, leaped over Ihe wall Into Princess Street gardens Embarrassing the Law. "An Intrepid cop on station at Castle street dashed out to do his stuff In accordance with regulations governing municipal police and was bashed to s earth, the tin messenger tripping him with a direct shin tackle, accompanied by a clatter that was heard across the bowl that divides the Old from the With the progress New Edinburgh. of the biscuit can public Interest was in exact ratio with the Iniirotis-t creasing racket. Volunteers, too h about facing the oncoming i dc!i!in. showed no hesitation about go ins In pursuit. As the tin advanced uith Its tremendous reverberations tilling the air. there was a pronounced Inclination of the populace to form into a vast how wave and get out of Edinburgh for a week end at least. "At Frederick street, where the con gestlon was thickest, with no prefereither women or children, ence -... the biscuit can came free from Its " v , 's i 4 i ' mooring, bounded Into the nr nnd I rlatter.-vK.Sttekharmlessly into the gutter. ..rfXss.vs:s An Ignominious conclusion to the cruise the of ins nt i. The following of the tin runaway. ,..i.. Ionian irnmi... s'"",,,,,, it usecri liiirv ,.,. . siioiiiik I II,. U k''S M"l''l nnd presented t delegates ot year overhead trolleys were Installed consLin-h'u lnli:,n I, at Edinburgh. Iion't ask me what beIn Mt.ntana the first ,nacl.r;S w .hMon f,ffhP ,s The ' llindenl.urs. "P "'r act. Vm, anie of Lieutenant X. lie's probably nnd ,,,,,i,'n t.li,.fTen rut in ' ,p. 1 nnd I" nf the Ccrmnn " the Indians t o.-- ular ti (o neM referendum r,.,.ns-nMtiplanning practical Jokei M, .lit, , " r, to i, . , . ." ' k, history oi noor the peace of nations.'' taff has been looked "P M. of hlef Coiorlf ht. W NL Serrlo ... Victor Van.lenberg ; ri;;l": abrogation of the Ir,aty elbow. "rf 0r ;r "Non-ijiristin- n Sketch of San Francisco's New Mint in ii f 1 ' B. Indian Constitution Given A 4J fA i lifts cnii-t!o- t'M ,' ftwvHKm-tn s ... r , A slJ gK'"'.'1 vis- There's many a "flare" In the fash-tosky this fall, nnd no smart skirt will dare sally forth without at least occasion frock one. This charming has flares both hack and front, thus assuring Its wearer plenty of style r The Interest. yoke poInU twice In front, once In back, to the bodice avd puffed sleeves which gather round It. Utterly charming, the tiny round collar which tops the yoke's diagonal closing, and don't you love the young wav the sleeves puff about the elbow? There are novelty crepes with plenty of surface from which to choose er If you're out to be veiy practical, select a sheer wool. Pattern 2397 Is available In slr.es 12, 14, 1G, 18, 20. MO, ft.', 34, ISO, 88 and 40. Size 10 takes 3",; yards 39 Inch sewfabric. Illustrated step ing Instructions Included. Send FIFTEEN CENTS (15c) In coins or stamps (coins preferred) for this pattern. Write plainly name, address and style number. RR SURE TO STATE SIZE. Address orders to the Sewing Circle Pattern Dept., 2111 West Seven teenth St, New York City. Eavesdropping on the "Monticello Party Line" The Monticello Purty Line Is an unusual new radio program, recently begun on a series of middle-westerand southern stations. It Is unique In that all of the action takes place 'over the party line and the listener Is simply "eavesdropping" on the fun, the daily activities, the occasional troubles that keep the people of Monticello busy on the line. The setting of the program Is a real community, Monticello. Illinois the home town of Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin, sponsor of the show. n Adv. Still Cougbing? by-ste- -- -"-- - if T2397 Geological? the earth may be aob- dlvlded Into three epheres. the eater, gaseous, atmosphere, the watery and the rigid and rocky Water is present In llthosphere. varying auutucts everywhere la the lower portion of the atmoKpiuire and nearly everywhere Id the outer crust of the llthosphere. The earth's atmosphere connltotes 6lightly less than a millionth pirt of the earth's whole mass. Rut the rain which falls from the atm.fsj.here every century weighs sevan times as much as the air Itself. Three-foorth- a of this rain falls back lutp the ocean. Even so, the work of the at mosphere amounts to pouring all tha water of the oceans over the land once In 12,0)0 years. Nearly three- fourths of this rainfall again vaporizes. What remains tlowg back to the sea In rivers. In polar regions the Bnowfall represents from 8 to 15 Inches of water, whereas on certain southern alojtea of the Himalayas the rainfall may be as much as f00 Inches a year. In dry regions, auch as the vast desert areas of North Africa. Central Asia, Australia, and along the coast of Peru, only a few Inches ef water la precipitated annually. Among tha Canary Islands surro.inded by water are localitlea that have very little rainfall for periods as long as three years In duration. The average rainfall for tlie Dnltcd States varies from 70 Inches for the Gulf coast and Northwest Pacific coast region to 15 Inches over the Great Plains nnd les-- j than 10 Inchea In Nevada, Arlzon-i- , and southeastern California. Dr. O. A. Thlel, University of Minnesota. Coddling Sick Child May Cramp Personality No matter how many medicines you have tried for your cough, chest cold or bronchial irritation, you caa pet relief now with Creomiusion. Bcrious trouble may bo brewing and you cannot afford to take a chance with anything les3 than Creomul-eiu- n, which p,oc3 right to the scat of tho trouble to aid nature to soothe and heal the Inflamed membranes as tho germ-lade- n phlegm Is loosened and expelled. Even if other remedies have failed, dont ba discouraged, your druERlst Is authorized to guarantee Creomulslon and to refund your money if you are not eatlsiled with results from tha very first bottlo. Get Creomulslon right now. (Adv.) The lasting scars of children's sick ness are often not the earaches or the poor eyesight that may have resulted from an acute Illness but the crampEncouragement ing of the child's personality. An Correction does much, hut encourunhealthy personality frequently represents the cost of coddling the con- agement does more encouragement valescent, according to Katherlne after censure Is as the son after Rrovvnell Oettlnger, who warns of shower. such dangers In her article, "How to Spoil a Child," which appears In WHAT? NO WHEY J Ilygeia. Illness Is the time for reaping the results of character traits already sown. Then It Is that the mother who has resorted to bribery or to threat, who has failed to build up confidence In her word, or who ha pampered her child Into a state of utter dependence will realize the error of her ways. The old threat of calling the doctor or the nurse or some other "bogeyman" in order to LITTLE MISS MUFFET frighten the child Into obedience now becomes a boomerang. Parents who SITS ON A TUT FET . . . 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