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A REAL BARGAINS ON SALE WOOLEN HILLS UTAH Street Richards 0 cy THE FEATHERHEADS FELIDEA- R- POf HAVE JtbU To 7 LIKE MB LOOKIMCS- - Joan Refining 1 Gave Up Easy hear you have given "Do you think It possible Leghorns, Rhode Island Reds, Bamd Plymouth Rocks, for immediate U"ry. Headquarters for Hart Gas wooers, for natural, artificial, or tank can be oaed anywhere. Also the ft,w Radiant. Phone, writ or for prices and complete informaHATCHERIES South State Street Salt Lake City. Utah IIMPANOGOS HATCHERY 305 South 7th East 3687 PLAlisI ? r XOU FAWcy THAT. HO to love No. 546 SURE ENOUGH Some- Anywhere! ! I left" Newtpapor Daloa Peggy Ar Write for Prices I 1 i i i I I i i i I I ii III Mf r tt a a a . . .mtcv.Z "'V m w i r t a lllllllllllillill i law WCIWo . . .. llll i lll hi ll 11 i He Found Out There are an awful lot of He girls who don't want to get married. She How do you know? ne I've asked them. Parts Magazine. WNU fools are dead easy. you make that out? Take yourself for instance. save up something "Why don't jou Distributors .South Temple St. LAKE CITY. UTAH f0"Iftdda"yane"'ed Uncle Bill Bottle-topan um "But every time I got It. borrowed brella somebody . Worth mm No Pinch KtwtMyr UaiM WOWWHUTA Thrift Defeated & j West Clouds ACClOlrAT )IHIIIir ViVHtlsc BE. oi HERE i MAKE-A PINCH Wil I It Wrttfri "Jones entertains a good opinion ot himself." "No, his opinion of himself enter tains Mr. Jones." 1035 W clock you gave your wife?" Meekton. "1 hid it," answered Mr. Every -Henrietta gets absent minded. -u mistookshe then and now into a speech made microphone and It." Farms, Mines, and Undes tractor equipment co. ps Ted O'Loughlin Impetuous Imagination mantel "What became of that pretty Remote Camps Catalog and By l.eggyAU April Uegie How do burning a little kerosene 'Wan hniir At turn o .fill vtj IJiulI year of refrigeration? ;w ess than ?10.00! ijy Wm ill chills food and Even makes ice with heat, ilonf boys THAT'S JUST ITI 9 Wttltrn jJil 1 owing REFRIGERATOR fonder NO S lc 1 Su PERFEX 8ALT new CLOTHE "It would be a mighty dull worhj for you girls If all the men should suddenly leave It." "Oh, we should still have you college rt,iM, ,pca. Wr VAMT N Proro. Utah reprtMut Salt Lain atfj. concert Big oroNta M rloM party. Nt "wonunlry. DignlM buarf.it. Small loyaatrnwit. W tuln you our 1100 to $300 per moot , .atm. 62 autga Bldn Salt lake City. - ) BdY ME "To - a FINNEY OF THE FORCE i- Jlite Inconsiderate Aloofness BAMSHAW For . PVX 5 SAY oH Truth U Told 1 Cent what did your father the store win- smashed Say when you dS!ie-Sbthe swear 1 leave out Nelghbor-A- nd ia?ase thunder cloud holds all $3.00 ' words? . Neighbor Per week will be paid lor ht beat article n "Why you thou Id w Similar aUT tln B,e Goods" ,oat Ho in"?roe or.. t i Col-rlProduct P ft tt,rmo"nU1" 1 IS5S B' Lake CHy. ""ra,-- ,:, Pal "Do you think radio promotes proper eloquence?" "No," answered Senator Sorghum. "It puts a man in a room by himself and leads him to forget how the audi ence may be suffering." tion. Works "Yeah. I lost every flu I had. dead broke!" "Poor fish!" U , b!9 AND YOU REALLY WOULDMT RATHER HAVE ME LOOKING, your enemies?" "Not exactly," replied Miss Cayenne. "Yet many of us ought to feel rather grateful to our enemies as the only people who take a real Interest in us." Waits J"1 ?V M Certified Pullorum Tested Chicks 2. It ? 6'l"" . Werent, WERE TO HAVE A LOT --I OP NEW CLoTMHS? " John Yes, I thought she was perfect, but last night I found something about her I didn't like. "What was that?" "Bill's arm." Great Plains No. 1206 The Noes Have It wouLDr'T mmd ir if ui The Dread of Obscurity .- C You CV,7 SHABBY IMM SOMETHING epread. t Mawipaaar Mabel. Stations in Utah and Idaho Fishes twelve feet long swan in the sea 90 million years ago, where the Great Plains now C. WaaMra Peddler You sold her some of that lot we dated "September 10" and It's only September 1 now. Country Gentleman. At 400 Utah Oil Utah L1 By OtDorn) t) How so? Wife ow zero. Fish Swan you all, white hot, sizzling She Can't Complain Egg Peddler (to wife) Sufferln' snakes, Flornbel, you sold the wrong eggs to that last woman. ,fiasoline Does Not Freeze Gasoline has no freezing point ht acquires a stiff, wax-lik- e at extremely low temper-itnre- s, say 90 or 100 degrees bel- Service ain't and hissing? Well" The preacher pointed a long, lean finger at the frightened crowd. 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