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Show I i5flr5gs - i a a OUR COMi,SgCFIGrsJ v u-t- i D Events in the Lives of Little Men D SIGHTLESS An irate enthusiast. wh)) ha,, bis home team B down 1D .uU.lie(j defeaL S? 'aitbe "i? ' U!"p:re as be was leaviug yUr HOW r0S 016 VOYS TAKE: ANP WiTft A SMILE "Do you always take a morning cot, stltutlonal?" "Oh, yes, only I haven't enough leisure to call It a morning d"S?" ,ip ejaculated the umpire. "1 have no dog." "Well." said the grouchy one, "you'r the first blind man , ever saw who didn t have a anJ Dra. ng BATTER UP! niatlc. PADDED CUSHION Xot Many VLt HlMTrAttlti Lt5 mm Think So result As a . ru:, uie f Vi fieri, for injury to for damages soe 01 U. 11.. t mm 1 i wn 11 r w mm m mwm U of the Union the fcfce, of the wife belong to the land.. AND V C I S EXCEL SCHOOL BEAUTY Learn modern keautj profitable work. rationally. oJin yoa manj I. KOVV : ant, i..Mf(L L rticolr, address f EtM-- 1. "iii' i i tv crnnni Salt Lake City btt Brodia "l'a, what Is a fomfortahle Income?" une mat sits easy on the con- science." llS WEEK'S PRIZE STORY Too Late, Grandpa Jackie (at dinner table) Oandpa Grandpa (reprovingly) ChildreD should be seen, not heard! Jackie But, grandpa-Gran- dpa Tut, tut ! Enough Jackie But grandpa, you Grandpa Well, well what Is it? Jackie It isn't anything now. There was a caterpillar In your salad, but you've eaten It ! Washington Post, l-- ' .1. . - el mirnniM of tha New wu the decentralization of wealth. wwun ua ttf tent east concentrates rtion. and U contrary to the NtfW fc ud te common tense. Prodocta la knit tort fer your own pocketbook. Encour-L tnilTUIVUiiiMiii HUbtuneO jh'U cocoa Green River, Wye. JOHNSON, W. C, luuwunto nee new indaatriee for Foundlings designated have been Vincent's Infant asylum, estab-:e- d by the Sisters of Charity Vincent de Paul) in Baltimore, First Home foe first institution foundlings seems to :, 1856. i, in Persian Lamb Pelts fit pelts of the Persian lamb b considerably in quality ana graded according to the close-- i and character of the curl and ter of the fur. The coarser ;ies are sometimes classed as Grading hkhan. At 400 Utah Oil Refining (pep) MS ' Stations in Utah and Idaho bice of Life Guns High-Pressu- re fie life of a large, high-preP pin at normal rate of fun has is it is comparatively simple to bore out the ft nd insert a new one, thus if me gun again for service. inexpensive R feet Used & New Pipe i2", 34", i" Mural Steel and Plates 30 Sizes Jwsey W 3ri Iron Uki Salt REAL ENTERPRISE THE FEATHERHEADS f niiMiiiiiiiniiii tttf City. ANN OH-tH- AT 1 koW, p vjuat - Illllllill.i TJSfi Volume SHE WON THfc "PEAR. BLURSji iuiiiiiwiiiwim WELL. NOW BE WILL AT' M TriAT-THE- RE DOM'T To PAY Out of Sympathy "If there are any dumbbells In this class, please stand up now," said the professor severely. After a li ng pause, a lone freshman got up. "In what respect do you consider yourself a dumbbell?" asked the professor. "I don't," replied the freshman, "but I hate to see you standing all alone." Capper's Weekly. MORE PRIZES "Are these eggs strictly fresh?" "Yes, sir. Come out Into the yard and you can bear the hens that laid 'em still cackling." NO LOANS HERE Thafe That Charwoman What's the matter with your husbin', Mrs. Miggles? I saw '1m going to the doctor's last night Mrs. Miggles The veins In 'Is legs too near each other or something. Charwomen I've never 'eard of that BUT-S- HE before. AND THE BEFORE - ii r- veins. u A VERY f AN O - w WEEK i She SHE. MUST BE Too J WEEK, Mrs. Miggies Well, dearie, the doctor said as 'ow 'e'd got very clow LAST WOM are Good ! AND mm ND v. ( isn't either 3BTS ALL WORKED THAT THROWS ap-AEVERYBODY EL& OFF . ?AME: i THEIR PLAVER No Need to Worry After some excitement the Smitns had at last managed to catch the trala Mrs. Smith gave a shriek. "Oh, Harry," she said, "I forgot to turn off the electric iron." "Don't worry, darling," he replied. "Nothing will burn. I forgot to turn off the shower bath." Gazette j "What a wonderful library. Ilow did you acquire such a fine collection of books?" "By always buying the sort of books that friends never care to borrow." AND ARE THEY BUSY? SKIDDING Metal Co. & West W (Cui.vrichf, v firing ' new set Soph So you've elected of class officers? Frosb Yes, now all we've got to do Is to sit back and kick about the way they run things. AN VZCXttcZ s- shots. However, after fired this number of Arat 150 1 PfimNG UTTlE Dial the "Tarheels" Tarheels" was first in derision by Mississippians I'Jmgade of North Carolinians battle of the Civil war ! noia their position on a hill, having "forgotten to wneels that morning." Naming name p p FINNEY OF THE FORCE fat t Edible Clam 9 And Miiacola t - roto luiuis j:i are quite uuirom the edible clams and miS- frvm t,- uuit it. oca, V..i Luvy Pwennsed at times for human fleft in vari- - t tms country snow tnat claim This makI THREW A FLOWER. AT YoU You ON THE" AMD imTured u To-fb- ?l10l Say It With Flowers' 7 SEEMS VER.Y STRAN3" WiTrt WHAT Foft.CE ITn ME To THROW IT 2 HE (O Ifpesk MtATSl IT ALL Iusi)Cftor What precautions do yoaj take to keep your shop In a perfectly,; sanitary condition? Boss Well, I Instruct my men to and swat everyj keep a sharp look-ogerm they see. SBsll 1- p ut 1 rr-te- r mussels were common tne prehistoric peo- - - 01 well, everybody "Oh, has his ups and downs." "Dafs right Just at present pretty low down, because I'm hard I'm up." ah Certified Pullorum Tested Chicks tthorrs. Rhnit l.l.nj Hmeoth . P. Rock., for immediate waqoarttre for Hart Gaa I" nfral. artificial, or Unk -- 4 W a. hk" l !LRailnt' wrIU er phn. inform- nd complete iAMHAW HATCHERIES Salt Lake City. Utah "WANOGOS HATCHERY ,( w CJ ."" - ,M Booth Tib o P- en.. (.Avitrn tm nn l divided into 15 eacn under a gov. st, 13.00 iki Twk wiu b i"1 ,n article "MBet ne ro ahontd r"Bi.iif. "n "WhCoodi" Similar Jln,a H d'0"' tr t . try In preae or 8,l L"'. City, if $3.00 Demonstration "What do you Intend to say In your nest speech?" 'I shall not try to be very explicit Senator romiirks." answered in m to dem- be "I proud shall Sorghum. nnfitrnte that I still have enough poexcommand Utical Importance to pensive radio time." Wrong Job , Your boy friend got fired for What did he do? 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