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Show f 1 LEH1 jA g I I L THE IDEA! ZZZthc D EJ,py rs M' "T , j 1 Jt "X WJw' j fel ggf Wf j tvlf Mag, J Lives of Little Men A of the paper. "See done to the printers have Lt--Answe- Sally Sez LOjRCOMlC SECTION the ?" asked rhat about FREE PRESS, LEIII, UTAH "But didn't opportunity ever knock ' at your doorr "Probably." "And you didn't answer "11 Of course not What do jou think the servants are for?" ltr W R Ssvj OH, MR. MINISTER Tn ti Jttisil) I to to Tm 4m1 hrt stake rear "eeack" atrttdk. JUST FATKONIZI ( nt sslxar to BOMI INOVBTBT. THIS WEEK'S PRIZE STORY GeeUT Whjr tmr laterauwUala-BlUd- e Beataae it aaanr aU (or rear ma aod. Waca yae ea, ya klp local aurctutau Yaa caa bar luawra. artlclw ctoapar toeaaM l U shoiner 41m. taaa thy nut to (Uppca. Yaar awaaf a stare at ton, ana yam sta at four dalUr. la tojrio IntervasnUlm GMta fiwa yomr 4 niter, ym famish Ma ruoa. pit ui it "1 refused to marry Mr. Shy last pint Led . lMJ-- . "t'il... VIf2. .5rl do you Ihink Is Stude-W- hat Stude-Mld- -' I BMaaa at parduuiac yaar prodacta, watilwr roa to a ar a merchant. For yoa and yaar fanner Mnafactand a small town. showing him a dingy "As a room, remarked persuasively, A till Is qnite a nice room, Isn't tatetoes In Jae landlady, The Only Expert flat are your views on IU I A t nT M I I FINNEY OF THE FORCE 5tBsS- - OH HEARD THAT MR. RooslEY vAS YOU IN A ACCERDENT HEAR ANYTHlMG- - 'BOUT IT? J DID 'BOOT IT? SHURE" AM' Ol SEEM IT II Srewas-pu- could' to ongaae. Lcara modern toaeto profitable, vara. Ex. aSara roa vaar nationally, itit, For fraa caUlag adTanUsaa. irin fail particalars, addraas EXCELCIS BEAUTT SCHOOL Salt Laka Cltf Ul So. W. Tempi HE HURT RAD? 7 "Is your husband a member of any secret society?" "lie thinks he is, but he talks in hU sleep." War 'And there, my son, you have the. 1 of your dad and the Great war." FYJ .. rm nrhn At A um ,ujf .uiu uicjr uwua 111 all t-- .J soldiers?" Built Right pat's an appropriate looking hot- - iSitamr f It's made of fd with bark, I . A WUZ. WURRKIN' OKI chihaweYon Pc?oR.yiFi SP WHIN AKl' HE ROLLED : Sm POVJN TH' ROOF-- FELL ON TH PORCH' ROLLED OFF . BRICKS HE HAD On Tri' SCAFFOLD FELL 014 WM!! HE BE iM A BAP ass. v "i i MUST, -- feed it THIRTY-HOU- t a -- . .am 1 1 "I presume you are keeping his old love letters for sentimental reasons?" "No. For business reasons. I may want to sue him for breach of promise." 'a - Westefn Newspaper By THE FEATHERHEADS Kiir NO I A6AIK1 Tup. dooorelL ycBc'c NODOUH H y) IT going to f'the -- lOWvi 1 SALESMAN, THEY'VE B6EM nTjJsENP H'M I WAN ALL like ffl honr ma alno 'All Night,'" asked the ama- - U I DU1 ANYTHING- fi "Ai PACIFIC K to LIMITED V TO iJ ,. ri.i i.i - . g Jf 1 my SAN FBAriCISOO J BUT-I-'M AWOTH&R If or OVERLAND Sold Unlm Wwtrn TESTING EXPERT lSSSSiga Osborne JO! fr4r RIDE THE f do. WEEK? - J . docwood and . BAMSHAW BATCUERIS ... ' 8687 South Stat Street ' v , C. C No. Ut Salt Lak ,Chr, Utah TIHPANOOOS HATCI1ERT St Boaill 7th Knit C. C No. 12 Prare, DtaJi cHAPc fff 5 I" l ation. .. to. R Whit Leghorns, Rhode Island Red, Barred Plymouth Kocki. for immediate delivery. Headquarters for Mart Cat braoders, for natural, artificial, or tank Also the STai. can be ated aarwheri. near Sol-HRadiant, Phone, writ or wire far prices and ' templet inform, - MS Extravagant to Utah Certified PuIIorura Tested Chicks :Trt' 0GRAVEL-Tri- lN mTo A PILE HIS OH-- OH top ofahous& TH' SCAFFOLD BROKE thought you hated dogs? men- d-i do, but I won a box of dog in a raffle, so I had to buy a J Service Stations in Utah and Idaho t One-Ma- n other At 400 Utah Oil Refining GOOD EYE! WAL-H- E Vtsk ltartleaiant,, known v;as but 'befora done, by the Vol i'earson'8 weekly. tti CEONK, Mrtoo, ENROLL NOW Reverse English Correct the sentence, "Be- msnj damage could he done the fire is put out by the volunteer fire he Jsraaia, Ma. EXCELCIS BEAUTY SCHOOL ME.' "OH, TELL pollt- - J ' MoT ANYYHIN6- - I ' 1 hont m cm "It 1 give you satisfied ?" one kiss will you be "No ; I expect the sample to assay better than that" COLLEGE COLORS '' SALESMAN- -" RAD, OLP HUSIM oirf ESS UK WILL ow-- "i I j HAVE: pi A - piD "You 6ET OF K ALIALIA IBIB LiUililllllllllll' Ol HEAR NTEKaiCilN-TAJN-MAD- Order of Eastern Star The Order of the Eastern Star was organized In 1876. teacher damage BlTJf Bar diract (na rrowar, TJtak eeaaiaa io, t A 12c par Maud arlivand amond sana. Citt auaptoa, tvtara If awt Sympathetic ituatlon?" Pf-T- nc GOOM. K. LOHNE8. KCTNNETH J. teen It comes to a political situa- I'wplied Farmer Corntossel, "you'll to talk to Si Similn, the postmas- He's the only feller around here never had one." .. . iar nnshbor-- a eaOarlai. "but as a the I "Oh, did he propose?" "Well, I can't say positively, but that is how I construed his incoherent remarks." DON'T EVEN CARRY KEY Better 'Ola Wanted tondon doctor touring In the pro- X had difficulty In obtaining suit- To, madam," he agreed, w It's no good." t0 TTS I think. oil, night BTH tn villi tto night" it- km RID This barpala an war far b la effect from Salt Lak CKr and Otdea. It la gaad In comfortable eoache and chair cars est ear taataat trains. SO-- to Los Angeles via San Francisco Bound-Tri- p f b a Brat class rwd la all trpes f aaaammodation. far, Sea Sea Fraiutae and manr a CalMoraia's faaaoas attractiena an roar war to La Anreles. Thla Southern Pacific HIM B. B. OWENS, Canaral Agest S. Main St. Salt lUk Cltr 41 lu Esthonia is credited with tie most peculiar of marriage customs, the bride throwing money on the Ire when first entering her new home. ff f0 ab.J.Ull tv,,wv "I was In hopes my son would be ' a professional man." "Isn't he willing "Hasn't shown any signs as yet Whnn it comes to work he seems to be in considerable fear of Jeopardizing his amateur standing." r 'ek will k psld fat -wrd artktl ebeold aa Intormaaataia asd Goods' Similar to abere. Send roar Starr in are ar Pfedocta Col- ferae to Intermonntain ama, P. O. Bos ICS! Halt Lak Cltr. storr appears this eoramn roa will r eelva check for aar lMt oa "Whr " rar Week he. rn "$3.00 IMS WJ.U-St- lt Lak Citr . |