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Do von iporvo the sixpence?" There was a moment's silence. Then from among the slietts a small voice said Jimme a penny." London Express. if) 'Jwwupm Impossible to Do The lodger was settHns his hill with the landlady of his "dik-s-" but found several overcharges. Indignantly ha pointed uiose out, whereupon the land- way was obliged to say they were Landlady And don't eet keep your "wool on." Lodger I can't keen mv wool when I'm being fleeced I f alphabetical la that km toil ABC logan far promoting mperity in rear InUrmoonUln son. Alwy Be art Coruitntly. Demanding Good. gstn Fin bumonnUinitet Join in Knowing Local nWsctureri' Name Of Product, and That U'd Savinf flsility, Kotllzinr Om'd) Vainly Wished for. Itol Too Zone!" lattmouitiin MARGARET & BAYER, PinedaU. Wya. w - A a sick boy, it , i WSi MmShF feC u- A GET THE ICE" I'M GO MM A WHERE'S THE VITAMINS? No Slip Up By OsboTM THE FEATHERHEADS t) Mn c Give me about five- ) A Pounds of rock SALT j&M I tftrr mm ( KmrMW Calm I .1 " "Which klndr "Are there two kinds?" "Yea, those who dont like meat aadt those who can't afford It" An IN HEAVEN - "I think I am becoming a vgeta--' rlan." Safe IM "T,... xu.umy, u you eat any more of these preserves I'll give you a Dine!" "You wouldn't whin would you, ma?" "Of course not" "Then I'll eat more." ia 'irtop go' contraption parlor." MAYBE MORE orr-ite- rVEOLL NOW Sttr-!"- close 1 JMUIAUV of Little Men - u WRITE FOR FREE GARDEN BOOK L ' "Do you think happy marriages are SALT LAKE CITY It is claimed in England that almost $100,000,000 is lost through influenza and 7,000,000 weeks lost in labor annually. Utah Oil Refining Stations in Utah and Idaho DIESEL POWER ENGINEERING SCHOOLS Finest and Best America' Equipped DIESEL Schools. ni ppr leading- - Diesel Mfgra. W with trade. Call or writ for ken for their pirticulars. HI NESS BUILDING, BALT LAKE The largest statue in Europe erected in France is an 86-fo- ot figure of the Saviour facing Mont Blanc. SAVE $30 to $50 Friend Can't do It. I have an engagement to meet my wife. Man What time? Friend Three o'clock. Man Oh, come on, you still have plenty of time. It's only 4:30 now. - i,l,,.4jati,jsWwMaamaaaaMiawwaW- m&jmmil&ir " N ,(J Time Is Money 'Have you any ideas about balancing the budget ?' "I have," answered Senator Sirghum. "Everybody knows that time Is money and we have millions of years before us." THAT MbU Ullf, Wouldn't YOU Like Hens Like These? that in "I don't know. Pop calls him something different every time he cornea." S I As 1 By Br fionirressman Forgive your enemles. That's good religion. Senator leg, and sometimes good politics. iMToYEPgf DALlrV-- Ol &E T4; r . 7ET P Hens- -n 19,858 months' Urn erase production, 2S3.6 eegs per bird per He Believe It How's Lawyer Jones doing, JlJ. Tl year. Average weight of eggs, over 26 ounce Per dozen in first yer of production, rrofits depend on Production, and Pra-"etion Breeding and Livability. ne blood of hen these now through Ramshaw and Timpanogo wicks. Their sons and brothers and other Mle birds of the same blood lines, have "awed our breeding flock for yesr. leKhorns, most heavy varieties, "5 no sraed chicks. ony of enr 1935 price list and descrip-- " '"erature is your for the asking. RAMHHAW HATCHERIES ' l1" Cil C. C. No. Sit TI.MPAN0G3 HATCHERY Utah C. C. No. 1204 . J!01 Farmer doctor? Doctor-P- oor c , Apples of sodum are not really but a seeming fruit with Beautiful outside covering and but ashes within. PPles, W.N.U Salt Lak City $3.00 per week will be paid (or th best articla on Int.,- -, "hy yon should use liood" Similar to ."""""'n mad .6ni nr tory In pro or "' . .' lntermnntl P,i.,l. Salt Lake City. to 1555 will p WELU-- O. S "Tom says there Isn't another girt In town with a complexion like mine. "And you still speak to him?" THE COMBINATION death's door. Farmer-Th- at's at fellow, he's lying grit for death's door, and still lying ye; at 1 Cat her I never see the cat washing She strolls vacuum cleaner the of front In around use. whenever I have It in 7cTprogressive. AMT u' POlPtr CHEAPER BUT NoW,r40J. Yez. B TOHT LOIKE" TH' I'.nU H $3.00 Young but Crafty scooter to -You ought to lend your said sometimes, brother your little Tdo! declared Freddie and I have it has It up the hills Magazine. Answers Won Over No, Two Were possible excuse judge-W- hat acquitting that ba all twelve Ol T'lMK SMMELL OF TrV POlpe-- TEL AN ALWAYS To SAY U SEP . A Mk . bw- "- A I , a I tfS KXKCNaiVC SUCH PERFUME: ez; LOIKE-- .?UMrLL Op A CIGAR, ;He 15151934 did mur-der- ? SSUvbat, WOW l -. loike g M eXTRAvAGIKJT ffioop CtOAR f N0W 4: ONCE IN jj-- ! awhile p ClSAR ASAr4! Soma Dumb Et e J" Seems Dear Aroma Ted O'Loughlin Knw Valut Wnun -- Owned by Benj J H. P, Tucker, Murray. 12 mo. 4844 R. W. Clark, Am. Fork, 12 not. 739 J. Perry, Frovo, 12 mo. 7615 'heck lot "Say, what's the name of that fellow' who calls on your Bister?" THE WRETCH FINNEY OF THE FORCE You're so dumb I wouldn't call yon a ham." "Why not?" "A ham can be cured." you I MAYBE YES and nails before the full eolomn pf "They're taking 'Iin away In the ambulance for beatin 'Is missus.," Pear- & Co. Investigation has shown .1": Po- - Bo, fit ) son's Weekly. nany rural districts of England it a believed to be unlucky to cut 3IQ5 BETTER Get, ft ) PIP 3a house?" ME JNa. h J cutting heating to 35 with ll 1 YbUELl? ill Distributor one's hair moon. ... He'll Never Learn "What's the matter up at Tom's WinSILENTITE Pre-F- it dows in your home. SEE YOUR LUMBER DEALER he will prove this for you. Morrison-Merri- NAMES AND NAMES Come PER YEAR You'll do it by costs from 25 t ! U Plenty of Time on, let's play another Man game. At 400 Service still possible?" 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