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Show i ': I LEHI FREE PRESS. LEHL UTAH I PRETTY SLUMBER. JUST THAT WOOINGPAJA" OUR COMIC SECTION D PATTERN Events in the Lives of Little Men D ktMJ i the fable of the ant?" the and grasshopper The grasshopper danced "Oh, while the ant tolled to get the money to take a few lessons." "Do you know '. v WORSE AND WORSE Encouragement At an English theater they were playing "The Forty Thieves," and as the company numbered only eight, the entry of the robbers Into the cave was achieved by their passing out at the back of the stage and entering again at the front. Unfortunately one of the robbers walked with a limp, and when he had entered five times a voice from the gallery cried: "Stick it, Hoppy; last lap!" SJ??KFT! Why Dig s wAtT You'll, tbvE, ROMAM 4 VoTTEtlX J Hard Luck's Limit They were discussing their bad note." SECOND The Whole Story "Hello, Smith, old man, haven't seen you for some time." "Been In bed seven weeks." "Oh, that's too bad. Flu, I sup pose?" Montreal "Yes, and crashed 1" Star. HAND STUFF 9105 DODGING THE OLD TASK , "Well, son, how did the game come out today?" tern. "We beat 'em three black eyes and 'two busted noses." Be sure to write plainly NAME, ADDRESS, the STYLE your NU- and SIZE. Complete, diagrammed sew chart Included. Send your order to Sewing Cirdl Pattern Department, 232 West street, New York, NI.i MBER CORRECT V ; 1 luck. "Do you know, Bill," said one, "my luck Is so dead out that If I threw a dollar bill Into the air It would come down an Income tax demand KNOW (YOU '4 Tit-Bit- that Up? HUMl OLP . And He Went Hit Way Individual (significantly) Is yer 'usband at ome, "There la one person worse than the ma'am? ban who talks about what he doesn't Lady (resourcefully) WelL If he's understand." finished his revolver practice, he'll "Who's thatr be playing In the back garden with "The one who listens attentively and our bloodhounds. Did you want to pretends he understands every word." see him? London COLORFUL IP ITS A VASE ?AU AWTiOUE s:4 SG-in- Sinister-Lookin- &": "fc THE FEATHERHEADS IT - .rurr could possibly keep Lor ev very long when wearing tuetn. are neat but roomy, with sleevei SUCCESSFUL TOUR w wide enough, there's a potket and a 6mart loose c ut of "We must go to Stratford," a tour- hanky er and please dun't overly, his to said to England ist on a visit convenient way In which the wife. 7 DBtt in the back. "What's the use of thatr asked up Pattern 010S may be ordered she. "We can buy Stratford postIn sizes 4. 6, 8, 10 and 12. cards in London." 2 yards fabn. 'My dear, one travels for some- quires Send FIFTEEN CENTS In coL. send to more than postcards! thing I want to write my name on Shake- stamps (coins preferred) for this p speare's tomb!" Montreal Star. hi' ? SENT TO 0EDWHEN StolH 9105 Jean simply loathes tu coven, eorzeoua new nnium.. ..... and blankets, and so Khe LJ with Teddy until the i;,,. "1 But It won't be Iocs ". T- those eyes! Beautiful as the? her night things are even taor and comfortable, and no child kT1 EJgtt-eent- "'1 ' -- u 'I' . . f PP 1 1 V tf ERE. - (fpfefAiKLV JKlllS WAS iT7 T. int. UPPRBfclA-TAkO- ' ''?nHAT'S HULLO V: 1 . B 7.1 YH' MA1KSTY OF TH' LAW ' J 1. .vu?fi . 51E3 ; l if Mm , it .. 1 POM'Y SAY So NOTICED PUT H vrr-- Infor- VA Thought Revived Lionel By Jove, old fellow, when u man's in love he begins to think that his eyes are open for the first time! Sympathizing Friend Yes, and when It's all over he sometimes has the same sensation! Vancouver Province. t-- S TAKE THATCH OF YOUR'M NEEDS A 1 rJ T "You say your husband Is very nery. ous?" "Yes, he shakes like a Jellyfish." " NO CURVES that the tears ran d Nurse-certa- inly; bacteria-Pathfin- SAl- P- G-RA- STHRErTS SAYS You j( BaT ALU SAME. tu: YQU'P LIK&i T - HOW MUCH WOULD YA. GIVE THAVE 1 HAIR LlKlE. HOW MUCH YE2.ta 1 10 - H "Did Brown lose control of his car?" "Completely; his wife uses It all the time." MlWEr? 7 W-f-v irtm Nvppr 0alaa toieitr.ci?uldsay' Magazine. t (suddenly " 4iiAilfi. "Anything serious at your house? O we treated her How much was it? BAD ENOUGH VoU KNOW der The Real Point British Guide of nterest)- -lt was in this TrSom ord Wellington received his fir? ommlsslonl American-Touris- TO HAVfe. 4 Can't Get Away With It "But, my dear," bleated the; poor 1 inter-sted- ) - d little husband, "yotfn been talking for half an hour, and I haven't said a word." "No," snapped his wife, haven't said anything, but yon1" been listening in a most aggravate atanJ manner, and Tm not going to for it" Border Cities Star. hen-pecke- Proper Treatment Nurse- -A woman came into our Hospital the other day and she was so cross-eye- I ' HU Be.t Work The Gratt It Greener They had been discussing thehaiK Did your wife scold yon of certain authors who do most when you went homi en ! io their work at night night? "When does our old friend Sew Friend No. For once I was in bier do his best work?" asked A luck. The Deonl TiPTrr 1ah "In the daytime," replied a having family spat and she was lawn anj so busy listening that she forgot all "That's when he mows the ordtf. In the keeps generally garden ueisea itecord. Montreal Star. right lown her neck. Boy Friend-Y- on couldn't do any-nln- g for her, could you? as'oi-'ofTin- J lope-full- Han OFF VER LI- PTHAT r -John, why are t!Terj! r;elL. jyhat aj Archijjiedei found?" questioned the teacner.iTla boy hesltatedj. then ventured, "The soap, sir !" Terre Tribune. etry lessons again? HAS FISHITIS EFFECT AM&M Wife (pleadingly) I "Archimedes," read the schoJboj, aloud, .."leaped from his bath sjoit" IhfelESircka Eureka !' " "0n d ment," said the teacher. "Wlt t the. meaning of 'Eureka?' " " lapSa1 means' I have found it," said thilioy. you staying out every night until after 10 o'clock? Hubby Sh! Don't you know Bobble has begun those infernal geom, You SPERL g TH Vr ktlk "Who's telling you?" "A fortune teller." "I'd rather have that sort of mation from a paying teller." Roof Repair Yez ... r-tt- PuRiEo' w : ErMTERS rf "Vm going to get some money soon." FINNEY OF THE FORCE V ,., : Mil VMtwi Ntwtpeper Calea WHY THEY 1 1. Apt, n - EUREKA Her View of It HeWould yon marry for moneT" hnshnnd with W Well money to me would be like a saw1 with no car In It Rh Not Mixing Anything Didn't I gl J a dime Just now In the High atrew braw Tramp Yes, sir; I've got-office there. Old Gentleman Cain Wanted "Pay your taxes with a smile, vised Mrs. Gotrocks. "I should love to," said Miss Ow' ly, "but they insist on cash." |