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Show LEH1 FREE PRESS. LEHL UTAH Sally Sez EASY ENOUGH AjustaN frjjff!e ( OUR COMIC SECTION I FINNEY OF THE FORCE Nature's Aid Some ..urJL PO HAD HAD ENOUGH The man In charge of the weighing was having a bad Mine day. For me last two hours he hadn't taken a penny, U lift. We - an- kattl it'i TEAMWORK Bit CMBtJ. LETS PATRONIZE HOME IXDUSTET Presently he approached a man who nad been walking to and fro along the pavement Learby. "Morning, Bir," he said. "Would you like to try your weight?" The man wheels sharply on him. 1 wouiuut. he snapped. 'T wen waiting over an hour for the missus already, and I'm not Martin again for amone" TODAY? lI . . 11I i l I' w --- , M TH'PARRK!! -- SSjfa,' J 1 ?HY I w I y- 1 ' Jl S - V piamTiiJ TM' B WfTAilTlPViW I J world's club wuz TRErcS AM Ol WUZ. . THERE T'HELP s CITY Ol WUX : . II -- vS CALLS R.J T 1 1HAT5WHAT YA K "It'i all nonsense about lta belnf hard for a college graduate to get Job." "Ion didn't have any trouble flndinj one thent" "OneT Why, had four Joba 14 the last four weeks." - ITf j Je IN THE CLOUDS BIFF! BIFF1 Nw WAS JUST COMlhJ' IM TER I Horseracing in Italy The Palino, the horse race held twice a year in the public square of Siena, Italy, still allows as it has done for several hundred yean 4he poisoning, maiming or stealing of a rival horse. ASK ABOUT IT t ei 1' SEEN THIS PITCHER iM PAPi d.5? "t'Y TO THE PAPER "Does namm really feel that be bai elevated the stager "Well, It works that way. Every manager who has produced one of bbj plays has gone up." AKIP "GRAINS OF GOLD" THE WHOLE WHEAT CEREAL "Makes Cream Taste Better Western Made For Western Trade Ask Yoar Grocer Wkca Geod 70a yea InterraoanUla Mad that 711a art rtt-ti- n boy "My lert." THIS WEEK'S PRIZE STORY an amred 1. Reliable and dependable roodi; S. Superior qaality at lower prices 1 t. MerchandiM that will pan auj teat anywhere. What better can 70a ak? Bay Inter asoantaia Had Good and be convinced. . Refining Service Stations in Utah and Idaho Diamonds Explode Sometimes a newly mined diamond explodes, a phenomenon caused by en Internal strain brought about by its peculiar construction. W. L. Starbuck, Denver, Colo., in Collier's Weekly. Human Bones Turned to Gems An archeologist has found that the Incas turned human bones into turquoise. Ovens have been found where human remains were transmuted into gems. 150,000 feet Used & New Pipe Sizes 12", 34", 1" Structural Steel and Plates Monsey Iron & Metal Co. 700 Soutt 3rd West Salt Ui City, wife always carries hers In her AnJ It' Much Quieter Togo, the Japanese servant, walked Into his mistress' boudoir one morn ing unatnounced. "You must not come Into my room without knocking first, Togo," said the lady. "I might be dressing" "Oh, no. Madam," replied Togo, "I always pleek through kleehole." That Make RICHARD CLARK. Aihton, Idaho. At 400 Utah Oil DAYS GONE FOREVER "Mrs. Smith has a million In her own right." V n eei era ntwipaser Caloa THE FEATHERHEADS prat etc z ( It Different The farmer was hard to convince. "No," declared he, "I'll have no such contraption In my house. Planners are ' bad things." "Oh, but Father," protested his daughter, "this Is an upright piano." Regulating the Weather Weather Man Put down rain for a certainty this afternoon. Assistant Are you positive, sir? Wreather Man Yes, Indeed. I've lost my umbrella, I'm planning to play golf and my wife's giving a lawn party. 7 see- - . v- - HuH THE M ATTfeR.?J Ask your lumber dealer Morrison-Merri- ll & Co. Distributor! No Excuse "TaInTno excuse to say you have dona your best," said Uncle Eben. "If you is goin to do any real good you got to keep right on tryin to do better next time." ff "H' be paid for PW article th -- beet on WhT tod thonld oe Similar Intermoontaia made Goods" to abore. Send your etory In prcse or Col-Bavera to Intermonntain Product p. O. Box 1SS5 Bait Lake City. M itory appear In yar thl eolomn yoa will re-- (ftry S"S I II I eeir. check for (J0 I ll) lb."). ff PJ.W Week No. MS W.N.U. FINP Salt Lake CUy sometimes so much afraid of hurting your feelings that you hava to leara the truth from an enemy. Bauxite From France France is the principal world source of bauxite, from which aluminum is derived. Used Whipping Tost Convictions in Ohio for forgery and counterfeiting in the day o tha whipping post called for W tripes across the naked back. ABLE: TO fclN ANT--THlr- 43r trJ TO SOME THINKSABOUT' I 1 COMPLAIN! AXT I J QUICKEST WAY SOAP BUBBLES ' Weelern - Mwpir Caloa TOLL THE BELL CERTAINLY pr THAT'S DIFFERENT pri Not Like European '' First Politician Why ar you cure there la no life on Mara? Second Politician Well, for on thing, they never have asked tha j United States for a loan I Sene of Order "Are yon afraid of war?" "No," answered Senator Sorghum. "But so far as I am concerned I don't want anything to do with any war until we get through Investigating the results of the last one." Unhappv Hornet "Would you marry a man for money?" "No," said Miss Cayenne. "I've seen too many homes spoiled by husbands who were perpetually worrying about their Income tax." Encouragement chap was telling a story to Lord Northcliffe. He suddenly stopped and asked: "Am I boring you?" "Not much," answered Northcliffe. "Go on." A windy f 'Did you get that recipe on how to prevent your balr from falling out you sent the dollar forT' "I did. The recipe read; Quarrel with your wife and get It pulled out," "Is Tynes of foreign descent?" "No, of American ascent" Friends and Enemies Jud Tunkins says a friend is deaf-and-du- "Hey, Smith, where you going"" "Sh I'm economizing I" j "How so?" j "I'm getting away from a creditor.' Win- car. Wife What has become of the old fashioned kids, who were taught that children should be Been and not heard 1 Husband They are all In the asylums. r:ESJ.Tr shireP- - ALWAYS " THIS HousEf fuel-wasti- Pre-F- it Wffr Wt The Galleries "Did you visit any art galleries while you were abroad" "No," answered Senator Sorghum. "Every town I struck seemed to have been turned Into a shooting gallery." Otai as modern as the 1933 Ul f way. You'll be very foolish if you use rattling, windows when you Use build or modernize. SILENTITE V FOLLOWING THE LINE DON'T BE FOOLISH dows 1 He' a B usineti-Gette- r Hospital Matron How's this? The telephone message said you were bring ing one accident case, and you have brought three. Ambulance Driver That's all right I knocked the other two down on the Marrow in Bones Fluctuates showed how the Experiments marrow in human bones fluctuates. In man the source of red blood cells may be as much as 5 per cent of the body weight. old-styl- e, Looking for Trouble First Stenographer There Is no sen timent In business. I think you Second Stenographer are mistaken. My experience with business men Is that they all love the "I play the piano merely to kill time." "Tour playing certainly does It But what a death I" Man of Business I can spare you a minute but you know my time U money. Gentleman of Leisure I shall be happy to take It In that form, air. ADVICE SOME HOPE profits. MAYBE LESS Justice Listener in Justice Is blind. Courtroom-Th- say ey and Judging by he holler you would think way the lawyers the old gnl must also be Companlon-T- es, MY deaf.-Path-f- lnder J Magazine. Definition Small "raThlr-- Boy-Fa- ther, A what', a committee Is a body com- - that and wastes hours keeps minutes London Tit Bits Magazine. I "Young Swift thinks light" "WeU, be he' a legal It a legal lightweight" Wife How can I keep from walking In my sleep? Hubby Take carfare to bed with you. He I trust your summer's vacation was beneficial In many ways. She Yes, I lost ten pounds and gauie alz carats. it ) f "1 1 : |