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Show t LEHI FREE PRESS. LEHL UTAH THE Few qJI J Little I wonder, Reader; vKo OUR COMIC SECTION tmles Events in the Lives of Little Mai D -Z- Sally Sez OEBffUL CUBUB And Kov you look I And a if you like me As I cm sure 1 k IDI tni 1 as mucn h you. i TO THE NTH DECREE Pat lent Say, doctor, New Hospital I asked that nurse to put a hot water bottle at mjr feet and she stack up fcer nose and walked away. Doctor Wbat else could you That was the bead curse. Patient Oh, do they specialize that much? Then get me the foot nurse. Capper's Weekly. mm BRIGHT LIGHTS ON t? i Didn't. Want te Mist It Slater Freddy, don't you think you'd better go to bed now? Little Brother No, I want to stick around and see your friend explode first. Sister's Boy Friend Good gracious I Whatever can the child mean? Little Brother I heard Minnie tell mamma you were about ready to pop! Worked A peasant bought a barometer, and fortnight later the Instrument maker from whom he bought It passed ' the door. Instrument Maker Well, are you satisfied with the barometer? Peasant ltathert' I have had It a fortnight, and we ' have , had fine weather all the time. Pearson's. NumoriccJly Speaking A little boy was balancing himself on his head when an old lady who knew him came by : "A rent you too young to do thatr aha asked. "You're only six." "It'a all right, missis," replied the boy without losing his balance. V nine while I'm upside down." Tb Whll m "Jane says she wishes she could see herself as others see her." "That's Just an excuse for spending a lot of time in front of the mirror." WAS OR IS? FINNEY OF THE FORCE -- A IM ARE "THAT SHOULD HAVE SYSTEM BBTHES A VAL. MoW HERB OI BRINGS A INJ2JFTED MOM iM HERE AN Sbd COMPLAINT KNOW foil HERc Be Wa fc f POCTOR AT HIMH RUM A HOSPITAL? SALT LAKE CITY. UTAH . Feed 'Em First f "A good leafier," saidfe Ho, th Sage of Chinatown, "should be able to see to.it that his. audience! are well fed." WHV A OPERATOR'S . LICENSE?. run . A hospiTil Of "DON'T HAVE WO LICENSE. k-- rr WHAT KiND LICENSE- OP A LICENSE POES OWE. 7 - O'cOilRSE SALESMENS' SAMPLES ' NEED Ta RUtf A HOSPITAL? Tom a' you. string tied Jack She had, but' I' found tied to the end of It cheel today! , , WiUIe I'll 'say sol I went to sleep soon as I got there, and the said she'd punish anyone . teacher who woke me up! . CRACK-U- 'a' can - - Bridsi Are Stronger Bride I made this pudding all by myself. Hubby Fine! But who helped you lift it out of the oven? . Utah High School of Beauty Culture 121 So. Main EU, Salt Lake City Til itaitf Ciltin Profcssiei Kstws m iepnsM ia Yea caa now learn profession that nake yea Independent for the reit ef r" daya. $15 per month only for the eompW coarse of six months. Phone or write for oar catalogue. Mail in coupon. 10 T NAME ADDRESS , Anatomical Problem $ "Cobble, I am going to spank yotf as sure as anything," said Bobbie'i mother. I "Yon can't I'm satin' on It," said Bobble. Chicago News. Salt Lake City. Utah Skunk Hibernate Part Time The skunk s typical of animali which go into hibernation, but re mains only part of the winter. J P . 9 WMUra Newspaper Union Ladies Knit Suits and Dresses Off Now One-ha- lf UTAH WOOLEN MILLS Cut loose from your girl, have you? I thought she had to t i. Bringing Him Dowa MaudeWhy did you, break your , ngagemeat with poor Tom? . Edith Hush, don't tell any one, but he was growing so horribly fatt When grief has pulled him down a bit I shall take him on again. f, Book mmmmmm i you quiet t u Free Garden Guide Get t Trouble Co. Weat Boath Temple 8U Salt Lake City. Utah I3 Achew! Achew! Colds have their "seasons," th peak periods being September and October, January and February, and April and May. . D Mrs. Stonehammer Johnny Bone-chissays he considers our daughter worth her weight In clam shells. Mr. S. That's fine I'll hold him, off a few weeks while we fatter L Landes Tractor & Equipment Bobby Ma told pa you've had that red nose ever since the war. Uncle Tom Yes, I was half shot DID VoU LOOK-- Idaho "CATERPILLAR" TRACTORS hare several food ased "Caterpillar Tmctera en which deairable dealt cat be made. Bee our aaleimfn la Tremonton er Bait Lake City. CONDITIO i Refining Service Stations in Utah and PO WAIT FIFTErJ THAN VAt THE MiWiTS 'FORE- A EVER. HAVE OFFICER? THIS HOSPiTlL bb DOUBLE-KNOTTE- , Did y ever cd town. uim nd imiiutrial hoaacs nptr, ini grhxk and chnrchfa ia raing? When bit mm. paliea drira cat avail baaineaa, that' what bappena. lira wlra towni reap harreat from tbtir wn and contlnsent induatrira, profita kciat rrinatated at ham inatead af ca Will Street. Made Ceoda ai4 Bar Intarnanntaia liitla red arhael baue n paint Tour tb bill inatead ef aomcbedr tlaa'a. EDNA U. KERR. Belbrae, Maba, Doctor Left an Openinj CiDENTS Father Willie,' were THIS WEEK'S PRIZE STORY At 400 Utah Oil Sat. V INDUSTBT an SKURE. AM' IT g!ze for not having a watch with ma A Voice There's a calendar be! $ hind you, mister! Exchange, turi if buincM i all k hanUog rear. LET'S PATBOMZE HOME W SEEMS f'ME Fleatinf Tiraa Lecturer (who has spoken for twd hours) 1 shall noi keep you much longer, o I ara afraid I have spokeo) at rather great length. There Is Clock lu the room,9 and I must apolo rood local fcminta. Kabbita. BUSINESSLIKE - bar wm Bat THE FEATHERHEADS Some . : - - Marsh Rabbit Swins f. The marsh rabbit of our southeastern swampland is as much a home in the water a3 on land ail actually swims for sport. line ASK YOUR DRUGGIST FOB SHAME THAT IT .A J MAKES HlM LOOK !-t- A-- - Itaf AS WELL ' j PROMPT , US? f 'Why did the police oiiicer call the aviator down and arrest him?" "For having no visible means of support." THIRD COMING r-- model "Second car?" AN INTERMOUNTA1N PRODUCT South Africa's Gold South Africa's pold production, which was $400,000,000 In 1930, is estimated, will have fallen $314,000,000 by 1940. 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