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Show 0 i --1 1 nJL Yew fThose who OUR COMIC SECTION Little JSmiles f LEIII FREE PRESS, LEHI. UTAH - tt freezing dt.wn To fix the rvrntxe. OK, imy thfty retp rich revrd VKen they tave $one 0 Events in the Lives of Little Men D trise Sally Sez up higher. fV0U WtfO ENLIGHTENMENT PICK OP EVERyTHJNGl ANP WANT TO WecrVOM BASEMEN T- - Aa army officer was (bovine b!i fair young pjest round the barrack. Present!; a bugle sounded.' "What's that for, Toinr sbe asked ' the young man. "Tiwt'a the tatoo." he replied, i She raised ' her eyebrow kEP in the-- -- ! STREAMLINED ' : ?'.'';' under-Btandlngl- y. '. J Tre , "Oil. I gee," aha said. often seen tt on soldiers' arms, but I dido know they bad a special time for it" VThem price all ( Dp thry aiakt. Our bills mat caini Meia irealler, ar cash at hmi. iM't Sob IririU mtrnj aced aar hard taraat Cnt Lady today! 1 Tou scy youi mother la !ud 111 ' dUar. I Johnnie Yesxura, sumpln's the matter with her throat Lady Well, thafe too bad. She waa well when I visited her yesterday. Huh I It'a your fault, Johnnie then. Ma said you always give her a pain In the neck. PATRONIZE 11 , lZJ J' l bair to , (S'NIQrHT COWP OVER Z-- RP A SAPK . if .SSfefS " X -- Sr-fdRW- W OUT E V&,RB c- - fJ4t cD CAS GeT-TiMC- Refining In Utah and Idaho S- AMP Anthony, laaiav Service Stations IC .onl MARIE.INTH WAS HOME ton; bot, At 400 Utah Oil Things Have Changed THE FEATHERHEADS comb." , ( , "Yes, but I have more face to wash." Hummel (Hamburg). V-- : 8t FOR POSITION i - no dj' kuili. is carry aa Th thrifty cntarpriici Of th IntcrmoanUia West Br Bayiitf thiasa for tart and wear aaHon's toatt That atand UBS. LAUKA PAUKINSON. To "I fear she Is too high for me." "Different walks of life, eh?" "Not walks exactly. She's In the limousine class and I'm only in the runabout What, Agaia? Tony Are you going to Helen's birthday partyl Henry What birthday Is itt Tony Her twentieth. nenry No, I went last year. Fatfcflnder. Fifty-Fift-y Tba day for reaoliitiona Is Ions ainea paucd and ' Bat a tima to Ttrj N Venice. -- irsmr... THIS WEEK'S PRIZE STORY Don't speak evil of him. He 1 your relative." Ten, but a distant one." I thought he waa your brother." "Tea, but he Is the eldest and I the youngest Ceexettlno Illustrato, f HOME INDUSTRY .a!. Diitaat Relative ready." "I"Ofamcourse you have - r rs3 Eypatia Hypatia lived in the latter part .of the Fourth, century in Alex &h& was th astronomer and mathematician. Her learning made her the most influential teacher in Alexandria. fcndria, NO HOPE THERE Egypt, , She daughter of Theon, &K Get Free Garden Guide Book Mrs. (reading from serial) He kissed her on the forehead. The proud beauty drew herself up. Mr. B. I suppose that was to get her cheek up to the proper height ! . . Lawyer So your wife cut you flf io her will! , Well there must be soma way to break T Peck Break the late Mrs. . Henry Peck's will r I've tried It and found ' "' ' in Impossible. it . , 'Modern science shortened my life ' by a year." " "A badly .managed operation?" f No. the science of fingerprints." Vart Hem (Stockholm). be!" ; Some Compliment " Hostess Dear, yon are eating nothing. ' Her Hoy Friend My pet, when 1 look 'sl; you it ; takes twy Appetite away. Chelsea Record. -7 Carrying the Air Neighbor Where's your brother, I ; f Freddie?! f Freddie A wj he's in the house playing a duet I finished my part Tn - first , HELP Me lM, EPWlM NOTi AS YOU'RE GALLANT AS A GAL . W H .WHEM GOOD FOR. . HBR.I zJt' te jA. f iss MA I HO SAYS WELL, Vou'RE NOT AS gUOYAMT AS viHEM t WAS A CSOY HA v 1 James A. Garfield, Disciple. SALESMENS' SAMPLES Ladies Knit Suits and Dresses Off Now One-ha- lf UTAH WOOLEN MILLS 1 Bait Luke City, Utah Or a Watcbmaa does your son expect to "From the hours he keeps, I should say he Is naturally cut out to be milkman." I,abor. , . ,. Presidents and Churches Herbert Hoover was the only President belonging to the Friends or Quakers, Warren Harding was a Baptist; Caivin Coolidge, a MISTER BLAH BLAH I , Wat a Life "What Salt Lake City, Utah Lady Customer Am . 1 on your?pay ASK TOUB DRUGGIST FOB Store iiin miria (0 Waetorn i Ntwluiur Union A vi . Vi :iVs5o w i .if ,r a in-uiiiun- n iimi. Manager I er I don't understand, madam. Lady Customer Well, If I'm not on the pay roll I ought to be; I've been waiting on s clerk for an hour. i X HOW WlCE OF You IM-W- OMT A TO PROP ' You HAVE SANDWICH-O- N HOUSE-O- F THE ... -- r pO T?U DO, OFFICER ataww iRSfc i i 4 PP NO a .rxyilL-'e-r k k. - HONK, HONK Hospitality at Steak LL.THEM PERHAPS - MILK of MAGNESIA PRODUCT AN 1NTERMOUNTAIN FINNEY OF THE FORCE ,' Russians' Loss in Wars About 15,000,000 Russians lost their lives in the World war, th subsequent Cival, war and famine which followed it. ' roll? . That Question of Eating "When I goes to a lunch," said Uncle Eben, "I don't ax no ques. tions "bout whur I's gineter si-want to know is how Ion? I'll be privileged to stay." N0 Mo All . .11- - i i T, 1 I l Ditcouragiag 'I hate eating." - ' "Why?" "It spoils my appetite." (Stockholm). Place Your Order Vart Hem Now For TVhltt Lrhrn, Red. other Fopalar Broodi. Prodoctioa j Bred Moantain Bred and Acclimated onlr ahort d.'itanca from our warm Hatcb-crie- a rt to yoor warm Brooder. W Broodtf dutribator for "Sol-Hot- " and Lincoln chick feeders. Write apodal price and ' cah diwonnta orders placed now. "Al! Breedin StccV Blood Tested f Puiiorum DieeaM. tBWD), br th BP' Method, Whole Blood Agglutination ainc October lat, 1933. and all 'nB rated reactor removed." f' "Sicks is always tachments for his "He has one now for a while. One sheriff." seeking new atmotor car." that will hold him furnished by the RAMSHAW HATCHERIES 68T S. State, Salt Lake City. Ul TIMPANOGOS HATCHER1E3 ProT, UUh WHAT SAY? ' Patience and Hope "Patience," said Uncle Eben, ain' g'inter bring much luck W folks dat hears bad news and satisfied to sit down an' hope ainjtjruja The world market so far has not proved equal to absorb both tM synthetic and natural nitrate WJ.JJ cm for"M0U"1OtO theendpf theea"'1 -- El Ml 1 iYftYi i iSjMl Let us have some plain talk. Am I to Understand that you will take me around the world in a wedding tripr ,.wl yea ,rtU.,, wad lioald Intermonnlain Cood." 81iulUr to abora. Send t four atory in proa or terntonFitaln Product Colnmn, P. 0. Boa I55S. Salt Lake City. In tbia tory appear colomn yna will ceive check for fr $3.00 Week No. W.N.U-Sa- tt takJ |