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Show Sl i' Sally nw IM Funny On the fM 3 JUST CALLED THEY'RE COM.N(5-j- P WR A l OUR COMIC SECTION THE FEATHERHEADS VJEI- L- ItL UM 41 RIGHT POWrJ TO THE AffAlM A Material Hint II SSe!W J - - 1 UTAH LEHI FREE PRESS. LEHL UtTU & I very lonesome lire. The friend Ive never mtt I miss. It kelos mv work to feel this vw I write 3U& poems times like this. ifjT A USED TO SEE ) T.tfES THEY HERE" THEM Ki.ve t. THE DECEIVER little boy surprised bis parent by refusing to be scared Into being good. "It's no use telling me tie angels will write down In tbelr books if I'm naughty," be said. "I might as well tell you they think up la heaven that I'm dead." "But why should they think thatr 'Because I haven't said my prayers for two wet-ks.- HOW AND IP-- " Ancient "Hoarder" All sorts of ancient beads cat to resemble an eye, found on the sites of old cities of Mesopotamia, are treasured by modern natives of the district as charms against eveiy sick-- ' ness and evil spell. It Is difficult to obtain these charms, even at consid-abl- e price, says a returned tiaveler. stones, such Banded, as agate and sardonyx, are prized as the mwt powerful Natives of this region have been antique hoarders since ancient times. Wf4 like te m Mr fa want aa aecUent enw, 8a let'a lutmn tapUrKnt y. -B7 4 lb hi Tor Hi 'I 4l THIS WEEK'S PRIZE 4 f "It Is said that more than one person has been killed by kissing." "Yes; but isn't it great stuff If you live through Uthiali.taii.tam BUek this mwa. t it?' ft 1 aecare any tqairc4 Item. M aaeaiplored la ( kli If eraty hoaw wit. win fnJ r retalarlr i ittau ia tki hJ la the IatenaoanUia Sctira, jl f.an uuiecMiaty te nack bf At I srai W. BIS Crew 'OB NULL AND VOID a r. w FINNEY OF THE FORCE I fOMO AY" ALMOST mm a 11' C Weetera Newspaper Union Only Oam Way to Co "How did you know business was going to get better?" By a ?ery simple process of rea sonlng," answered Senator Sorghum, "all the experts were saying It couldn't get any worse. Set basintw gt" LETS PATRONIZE HOMI "ca semi-precio- Hither and Yea IIuBbahd (ittirlng du'arrel) Now, 1 know why women are called birds. Ills Wife Oh, and why Is that? Husband Because you are always chirping. His Wife I understand It was on account of the worms we pick up. Border Cities Star. ii1? aukiac 1 li -- RIGHT MAKE? SAFETY FIRST u SA- - II J 111 1 S7SY m 1 iirj PJ) m J RetM A SupeivSuperstition OU f WOULD , ppY ALWAYS PUT SHOES J Service J Stations and Idaht In Utah Palmistry lilO Old Very the art of otf Information about the futLi the palm of the hand, ii t and the modern form of it if !P Jit i lonnuii upon ine systems !pbc Palmistry, - .or o' BUM 71 l TTfnn China and India. asti Boot mmmm , He': la! Fetl Write for our Free Nursery Guide "r I be no the pal his CI eit sit He I made a hundred good resolu- tions at New Year's. She My I My I Did you keep them? He I don't know. You see, I what they all were the next day. U. S. Cavalry in Waf Four regimente of U. S. the second, third, sixth teenth, had service in the 4 and the total personnel at of embarkation was 5,528. It (ID it h 1 TOLL THE BELL 014 Gentleman Would you be willing to work If you had a chancel Weary WilUe How remote is the chance, sir! :SSS OR A HAT okI A Different Now "Do you own the house you live J - T ALL- -M LUCK J JF -- tat" "t used to "What do you mean Did you sell it?" "No, I got married." Magazine. "used to'! SALESMENS' SAM? Ladies Knit Suits d K lf 'Mff TSu rathflnder Should Carry a Rabbit's Foot Mrs. X (arriving home) I've been making a round of calls, and I've been so unfortunate, Mr. X What, everybody out? Mrs. X No, everybody Ln. "London Opinion, fii"',l"'f,1!ifltiii LJt J Sick Brother When lodge bury me? CONVERSATION TODAY'S QUOTATIONS t I die will the Visiting Brother The lodge will be glad to perform that office at any time "So foreign cabinets change the holders of portfolios rather frequent DRAB DAYS iyrv 'Tea," said Senator Sorghutn. "Sometimes they don't look as much tike portfolios to me as they do overnight suitcases." Did you take them, Point Barrow in Arctit Point Barrow, the north ell fij tip of Alaska, is oot to t- Arctic circle, iceiana this line. to H DBUGGBI ASK TOUR APEX! tat pmst i?0B tor S MAGNfc Nrtve MILK of Salt Under City of Brine with a density Black times that of the been discovered under Moscow. 150,000 7M f Vn KJ feet 4"Castlr ri .nt &Metaj W"1 WiSt ' Uoon tnr SoBi fo "Some troublesome Uncle Eben, "don tn VJ ' tj mnVn trouoie. np...t.i. Pester Well, I have entered the two hundred mile automobile race for novices. Mrs. Tester All right. If you want to risk your life, go ahead. But If you get killed, dont come whining to me for sympathy and say I didn't warn Mr, you. "What a gossip that woman is. She is always talking about somebody." , "Yes, let's stop her and see what she has to say." (touring in his new car) Where are we now? between Paris Chauffeur Half-waand Marseilles, sir. Mr. Newrich Don't bother me with niggling little details. What country Mr, Newrich are we ally is it." Int SLOWPOKE Hi toi Idea Jang wide fa Hal ost The man who had Just returned from France was relating a thrilling experience. "Yes." he said, "an Apache sprang at me in one of the streets of Paris, snatched my pocketcase of notes, and bolted. The gendarmes chased him, and, when cornered, he leapt Into the river " "Ah!" said a listener. "Guilty bet ln Seine!" trr..uu ou r uuuy-ive gone through all my money now 1 hnnp I No I was better satisfied wirey "ulu 1 ""s going tnrough It Place Your urflej floe For White Utnt, ether Popular Breeds ' JJ rani Bred an Mountain ahort diatanca troa eriea tZ"?Js!F, t. Brelin Whole Blood atnee October cated reaetori AKM2 lt. , b RAMSHAW OLD. TICKER TAPE "' Palloraai Diaea. 8e. State, TIMPAN rm.. pre it 1 Hi and Lincoln chick fcej apecial pricci and erdera placed now. -- AU GABBLE, GABBLE ' r' diitrihntera 1687 WINTER JOY fnthi Ma the Jutt Verdict Broad-Minde- d y Both Right "Isn't that a nice car Mr. Nexdore bought V "I't'a a huff, mother," said Elsie. "You mean a flivver, dear." "No; I heard his wire say he Just went away In a huff." Friend Has your wife lost much weight? Mr. Stocksanbonda She has fallen off about three points but conditions are favorable for a sharp recovery, 1 tor " Pip Used feet Mousey Iron Needed Three Slim One istp 11,000 riump One In the bus this morning three men jumped up and offered me their seats. dear? Stray Stories. M City, Ctii Salt Lake fl T fla! AN INTERMOUNIAINWfl NOW, THEN Portfolio 02 Now One-haUTAH WOOLEN rat'; HATCF. 18 Belt Uua 1,; nst0' sc requires at least Met bloom. fin of tha wonder why we always feel more cheerful as winter draws near." "I don't know, unless It's because by that time we are looking forward to holiday cigars and our Christmas neckties." , 9?c "1 "Isn't Jacr ever gt.ing to propose?" "I guess not he's like an hour-glass.- " "Tlow's thatr "The more time be gets the less sand he has." ahoald ae '""'"JVI Good." S,m,,L roar etory In tnmoantaln Troitn C" i f B. IS6. Bait U aur, appear, ta J 4 comma 7 colre check tor Jones seems to be the big man of the town." "Does he come of good stock "No ; but he owns a good pile of It r 4r wear 'cm? She starts 'em." t Wetk Ne. S4tT r i rrt fa ft |