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Show LEIII FREE PRESS, LEHI, UTAH - I EASY MONLX , Sez Sally j OUR COMIC SECTION Scraps, li"Se Talented riKTMCV iYC TUT? TYTDrT? A I OFFICER THERg SAY. AE A LOT Ol tOOK.MCS-CHAP- HEREABOUT VotJ ThimK HE PASSED t WHUH? SEEDY S DotfT Vou SHOULD 1 I ( I Ol MEArJ BEG- iEANS OF on, wbe had been tadlj neglecting hia studies. Ton are supposed to be studying for our exam, and yet I And 70a were at a dance last night, and came home at 2 a. m. J You aald you were studying physical la dancing at a kail 'physics' "Well." said the ion, "It's 'light,' "heat and sound' I" H,2 J SUPPORT THE apoU J MEAN NoW MOOCHERSf I r -- aaWfe COULDN'T VJErlL-A- H-l SAvVBiiT TAKE" THAT) CMAP ACROSS THE AB STREET! --Mil il Hfr WHO HIM Z pTNC.U OH-A- ARTi ST, M 1 MpfeRHAPS HIM ff fZKKe HE THOUGHT ) WAS A Sl .joT HlM.SOHE" BB 'a D. this morning, doctor? 01 Doctor It looks I In for a serious Illness, but u -- want to be too sanguine. PROOF ENOUGH ' I Farmer Corncrlb Yes, Ezeklel, yes I Jest as soon as we've looked In all the store winders tlev a little pa1 tience, boy 1 I1U -- ' THIS WEEK'S How's thatr "He says he la sure he can make Helen happy If she will marry him. As If any man could be sure of mak-ln- g any woman happy." papt 1 n'lii' HOME INOUSTBT "lie's as conceited a youth as I ever met." Don't Ruih, 'Zck. Foung Corncrlb Ain't we going to a theater while we're In New York, ' 1 Tk strracMt buineM prinripW, la ma all caa raeoa. Tor 1170178 MMntial U AU thing which brine nictCH. LETS UNITE IN PATHONIZKS V AU ' ? dont C- II 't !i How did you find Mrs. Brprarr ; Fatur Requirement "Tou approve of forest culture!" "The need of It Is plainly before my eyes," answered Senator Sorghum. "One of the things this United States Capitol is going to require Is more and better wood of which to make gavel." (1 i r BEYOND REASON 11 DRAG" WHO ARE A JyeOT The Irate father was talking to hla OP MEM EVlOBMTLY J - ARB SA-Y- TMBRB PRIZE W1J STOEI r 1 hi .11 Th tim has coma whtn wt i prad our dollars to the best afmajl W mint mf the prodacti thit m M Ur made, and reasonablr pricei. I find thia true when yon dm InttraHatti Prodacta. Let thia be your slafu 1934. "(he Btora Intermonntaia PneM yo try, the mora you U bay". r, D i Wifely Wisdom THE FEATHERHEADS 'lOU KNOW, HOtACEy VJfc CAT LUNCH TOG&THfcr?, tcs BACH OTHER AT, WOR- K- BUT WE. HARDLY EVER GET r. Oii JWELU IT- - SOME EEMlNS- - AMD PUT CM A outside Together BUSINESS HOURS MR3. MARJOEIK WEEIS Pleacant Greva tuf -- MIGHT BE EITHER Service Stations In Utah and Idaho YOU PLEASE, PUT MY WIPE SAVEP ME FROM eIMS- fSHE S 1 DO T DiD? ) Did SH& S I SCREAM WO V FOR HCLP 1 . 1 Nursery pvuuni CnkF Feed Guide Book sh I lie "Six Men of Dorset CLOTHES "Six Men of Dorset" were fa: laborers who, about loO years banded together to demand of tt a; "I never gossip. I never tell anything about anyone unless I can prove it to be absolutely true." "Dear me, how mean!" employers meat to eat ai ieasn a week. They were prosecuted I conspiracy and sentenced to terms of penal servitude. WOW! "What business are you In!" "The film business." "Ladles' garments or moving r Catty Jane Jim's so original He says things to me that nobody else would th: ' I r- nil Write for our Free --M-T HAD MY WALLET TAKEN BY A PICKPOCKEI, TAKEN BUT t POUNO SHE HAD i 1 Sheet Lightning n Sheet lightning is forked lig fnj ning in the distance, hidden direct view by clouds, a mouita: or the curvature of the earth. Ia HI distant that discharge is II thunder is not heard. THr it Oil Reiining ST? Brooklyn Dally Eagle. Queentbcrry Rule Magistrate (In English court) 'They say you browbeat your wife shamefully. The Accused I never browbeat Iter, your worship, I landed on her Jaw London Answers. 1 C! At 400 Utah BIS MIGHT? OF VJHAT 9 NEVER, NEVER SUITS ME, &UT WHERE: WiLL WE: LEAVE THEM?y ?UAI L WE GET OUR WIVES ToSsTHER I I WHAT SAY, "They are married." "What makes you think so?" "I Just heard him ask her If she was going to learn to put on her own skates." SALESMEN'S' at att SAMPLES ifi Ladies Knit Suits and Dress Off Now One-ha- 1 V ff 1 lf MILLS, Ise UTAH WOOLEN Utah Salt Lake Cily, in fien pro- dream of saying. Jill What's he been up to now-as- king Montreal you to marry him Gasette. TJfe at Oriental Moth The oriental moth, accidentd was Imported from Japan require 0 o U nnmnlnto its life CTC'8 SDoci this country, while in Japan m ws individuals of the species ten so rapidly that th?y give time two generations in a season- ill cter ASS YOVB. DRUGGIST f ft Suburban Strategy Jones Will you raise your own vegetables next year! Suburb No. Just praise the neighbors' truck and they'll give you the best they raise as a brag Brooklyn O Wwtara Kawapapw NOT MATES APROPOS OUCH! "We can't pay you the $25 on this money order until you are Identified." "That's tough I There's only one man in town who can identify me and I owe him twenty." ! Daily Eagle. T Prevent a Yelp "What are you going to give your husband for his birthday 1" "It depends on how much he wants to spend for It" r i Y V to bart , tlea y barK w"., known being the lace !.Vi Jamaica, and is readily dj shpfa nr Invnra like DlrCI each layer being a delica work of fiber. to near Ma Win - th. it' "llow d.'d you get such a bruised eye, George?" "Well, I was out looking for trouble and this eye was the first to find It" Dorothy Why do people use the expression, "In the dead of winter?' Leonard Because It Is usually shortly after the holidays when every one Is dead broke. OH, MERCY! YOUNG AMERICA n 5 St Ue Often when 1 look up at the In the firmament 1 can't holn thinking bow small, how Insignificant I am. She Indeed. And Is It the only time wai mat wougnt strikes you? Place a oar Ovaer Rfd. " stars WELL POSTED For White Lcjhorna, other Popular Breeda. Boastful Candldate- -1 everything before me. Snow-Wear- a y Citizen-W- ell, at the head department Put you shall sweep I of the wish street-cleanin- g MoanUin Bred and Accli"' ahort dutance irom .j7, - Wif erlea to your warm Vrvaat'i for "Sol-Hdiatribntora and Lincoln chick feedcri. " 6 1 aW" cash and apecial pricea rdera placed now. rittif "All Breedln Stock Polio ram Direaae. (BWD). 4 Whola Blood AKlofn1" ", alnca October let. cated reactora remoed. fj, B'00,' STUCK UP RAMSHAW HATCHgV S7 So. Slate. Salt TIMPANOGOS HATCBW Proro, Utah S0 n lesless lizard. . $3.00 gE-j-g UeWhat'd She Oil, bear It. you do If I kissed ymil I'd probably grin and "Willie, can you name the chief product of China "Yessum, Trouble." r JiZ1 ""k-""- h"t makM Mr. for-- H r, houM aaa Interweoni- -- , Similar U Goodi" atory In prone or "TT f termonntaln Prodocta C'"., Bet 151S. Salt Lake atorr aoscara lit thle- (JtO A' colamn ymi will re- P wire check for rnr 1 A 17 Glass Snake" Legless rrt.. In renlitv Mother My My I Weren't you a lucky boy to get eo many nice presents? Tommy Yep. Wot'm I going to get net' birthday? j 1J; -- USE STANDARD OF QUALITY Want and tug-of-w- YEAH lit! aid PBOD0W tVTPRMniTNTAIN Lace Bark Lace bark is the inner - Much Simpler for Lady (witnessing first time) Wouldn't it be simpler, dear, for them to get a knife and cot It? Boston Transcript mm MILK c MAGNESH ill SNOW DRIFTS Htc AW. |