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Show 1 LEHI FREE PRESS, LEHl UTAH FAMILY MONLY . OUR COMIC SECTION Bill, the engineer, was a ra enthusiast. Every moment of spare time was occupied in baUtJ new sets. These be would pros, exhibit to his frien,j One day his brother-in-lacaH" Bill out his latest effort and brought and switched It on, "This Is another one that I bam myself," be said, turning the dlala. "I can quite believe It," said his brother-in-law- , as a piercing Issued from the n whistles at every station." long-sufferin- g Smile, si D --A 0 Events in the Lives of Little Mett loud-speake- r. NEAREST TO IT thing in She But. we haven't common. He We can hold jour fortune In common, can't we? rv. HOT AIR " I "What kind of fiction does De Fake .writer "Mainly promissory note and L 0. U.S. CIRCUS TOPICS Child's Versio. Judge's little daughter, who hai attended her father's court for the first time, was very much Interested in the proceedings. After her return home she told her mother: "Papa made a speech, and several other men made speeches to 12 ma who sat all together, and then these 12 men were put in a dark room to be developed." Montreal Star. She shut ofT the gramophone and turned excitedly to her father. "Dad." she exclaimed, "that Is the latest kind of Jazz record. Did you ever hear anything so wonderful?" Father, who had been trying to read his evening paper, grunted. "Xo," he replied wearily. "I can't heard a say I have, although I once load of a wagon between collision farm-car- t filled empty cans and a Star. Montreal with ducks." A MOUSE WISDOM Cava Him the Work InThe new office boy had been structed hoar to answer callers. Just before noon a man asked, "Is the boss in?" "Are you a salesman, a bill collector or a friend of his?" the boy Inquired. "All three," was the answer. "Well he's In a business conference. He's out of town. Step In and see him." One for Papa Father Well, young lady, explain yourself coming in at this "Do you think the moon Is realty hour. of green cheese?" made late from Daughter (returning "Sure It Is ; some giant mouse eats party) Oh, daddy, I was sitting up with the sick son of the sick man you It every day. Don't you see how it are always telling mummy you sit ur is smaller every night" Tith. A Mistake He I say, I wish you wouldn't Difference Made Dorrance How far do you live call me Mr. Jenkins. She (coyly) Why don't you wi from the station? Wee,iE0 you mean as the crow me to call you Mr. Jenkins? He Merely because my name'i flies, the time flies or the money Robinson. Pearson's. flies? Angry w. k. tr (cirrft. if.mnw. t.- ,- -, I.- - THE FEATHERHEADS wvk; tHlMK I'LL ToMC R f a HEAR OF T . J . v AO FOR ..2. ' Hair-Raism- SERB'S OH, FANNY! AM -- i r I (TS Episode g "The midget Is going to get a from the fat lady." "What are the charges?" "Oh, I suppose fifty cents as usual, children half price." 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