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Show LEHI FREE PRESS, LEHI, UTAH Just 27 A GOOD CATCH l4 OUR COMIC SECTION Little Smile B 1 i5&f - . rRESH f worthy i f tion. 1 , e t i I SNOOPIE 1 'J Ill t- fia. f starch, e:1 pend:: i 'i u, ? is suggc t i n CI!-:- ' ? :ubr. "f-:- WHAT CENTR ALS ARE WORTH your ! During recent military operations the Far East one side captured the other's general An envoy was sent to negotiate his exchange. "We will give you four colonel-for him," said the officer. The oiler was declined, it's casi'y 32 ', I ti f!; a yju;i-- ; nun i::tu tiu o.".tv end ijelther of M e s.iis is wiiljig to co away and lea i e t:.e ti Ad to the o.r.LT i:e." mi mm "Eight majors?" "No." "What, then?" "We have given the matter most careful consideration, and the least we can accept is two dozen tins of condensed milk." mm. iiBlOh BEWARE bad D06 c l';p ? r tc;. cups . 1 Vah su.!i-!;.H.k:!!- ; BAA, hc-r- r " tf is y. o, in that ne.ther of wants a vaca-1- : U. 't sii'.-- r .Ti-- f UMl P'-l'-P thionrh s - V.'.- S.rnirier fu:p L'Ve i'h salt, su-- ;:.. tu r, .t m-- . 1 sami: I r:cvi.!a , oca land for j try in p,e r T Moistt ii .1, ward, evi-xi.tn Mo'sten ed-'- e on pie Pl cs fii;., and trim off surf'i oven 45 di'nrpiDecjt;.S'.' heat to hca!. End t)..,:e a'i lor.ijer. v mm&j.iL BAA-A-- s - t -.. M W 0 i y t f 4.,. f J "God of t'e2.rfc The horor of I romant c s p ence gens to ''1c was t. from t; navy's f,np te 1 i mm m , HZ. 11 E If ch" i "Were the sun as y.iu up with usual'.'" a this t;me, daughter siii)f)-,- ynu stimki: v fed 1 e f u ' on the i it ( a o? demy at An: a To oMots it's "C 1G20. "It's T -- rov, U. S.5I of the;? Mil l Cou Ameri 3J t!:at being the at. 'r"n''s :?n as ing mark for i inek'oti is ti.e c; '".1 (ire: stand and vcretv-'"Tecr' before exam t:n:e. V Customer That lamb you sold me was mutton when I got home. Butcher You must have taken a 'long time to get home, ma'am. Uii flit 111 -- 1 II I II if li ft JAY News to Him, Too The salesman walked into the store and laid his suitcase on the counter. "I want to show you my line," he said to the proprietor. "Nope. Not interested," snapped the proprietor. "But," persisted the salesman, "I just want to open my case and show you a few samples." "Nothing doing," shouted the 'Storekeeper. "Okay," said the salesman, meek-'l"But would you mind if I opened the case and took a look myself? I haven't seen the darn stuff in three weeks." (fnnrrtttit, W. N. Uj Joe, Vez'vE BiM PESTeriw' ME PER. TWO M04TH5 T'tfiT VEZ. A JOB vaAU, HERE'S WAN FER (So SEE THIS MOM AM (JOOP LUCK. 1 fEZ. FtR bOS Ht lv tit WUS?R VZ I . ,' JEST NUTi-liN- l' HAVI N iUMWIM I IKJ , . ' t S&Z HE'p LAD, TOE BE KJKre .f. Warden -- No. 11, I hear that No. is doing twice as much work as you are. 9.09 No. 11 Yea! I know he is. I told him about it but he won't stop. the ruoor TAMKS", I A r.C-r- - i ACID ALK.UINfJ i mil I MENTHOL COUGH DROPS HELP BALANCE YOUR ALKALINE 1 RESEF., WHEN YOU HAVE A CO10I y. Location "What was the weight of that fish you were talking about all sum- mer?" Darin? Hides Fear E Fear is often concealed show of daring. y THE F library?" "Yes,", replied Mr. Cumrox, "for a while I didn't get much good out of it. But you don't know what a 'nice quiet place it is to try out the latest records on the phonograph." Another Handy Nervous Traveler But suppose there is an accident and the bus upsets? Driver (cheerfully) No need to worry, ma'am, the company's got plenty more buses. Central of Georgia Magazine. , it r '' nil . -- -- . HVaH, SAR&E Tuny btt: HUW Hint; out y ji-t: ll j siial "I was "Iff NO Get on the sc!es today ani see Kruschen Salts which will Inst joi ft Oloughlin i1 While wAitinct Foa you I'm miNK. ILL STAIRS AND 60 READ ANOTHER CHAPTER iHc QNTIMi -'ROVIMcj CKcAK I to 6ht PoM OKAy-A- ISA SURE" I DAMDV "That chap seems to have an attachment for Brown calls at his house every day." "Well, he has he's the sheriff of this town." Book- -- VERy EDLlCATMfr. MD I'LL BB RlSHT JtST LIKE M 'uir I'LL J'PAMNV? oh.ves IlV LEFT- - a Maybe He's Right thou"If you added seventy-sisand, nine hundred and twenty three to eighty-on- e thousand, four hundred and twelve, what would you C I V x 1 stdrts Victim I'll bite. What is it? Smart Alec Nothing to nothing before the game starts. Generous "Last night my boy friend gave ; ; me a dollar for every kiss t him." ! ; "Why .: " 'a J ji'st BREAKFAST I gave Tutf Tutl Customer (caustically) If it were politeness I was trying to match instead of this material, I'd have a bard time finding it in this store. Clerk (equally caustic) May I see your sample, Madam? - ISI soriii; ' ihing?" "No; he won t listen to nie hum than three or four hours at stretch." v e a ' in ei 01 HOTEL A Ttm Ilotr-- s $1.50 to $3.00 Tcmpln Suare hat fri.ixlly immue-ulaluml uprrmely. rumfiirtolilr. thrro-lore You cml thoroughly un.ler.tan,! why this hotel Ul HIGHLY KECOM MENDED Yon can alto appreciate whyi lt' s mar of distinction to stop higlily iV:fc,7, It Temple Souare of tkkm i Expert Instruction Jimmy had been sent to bed by h:s mother for using a word. When his father came home that night she sent him up to punish the boy. "I'll teach him to swear!" he roared ami started Utl thn cl'urs He tripped on the top stop.-aneven nis wiie nein ner ears for a fewmoments. "You'd bettet come down now sr.e called up after the air had cleared somewhat Jlmmv'e Kl I mm.-Pjirr- mi will always find it e, enough for his first lesson " at this beautiful hoslslrv ERNEST C ROSSITER, Mr. iiTrAi.ii HIS HOPE NO DELAYS 3 PHOTOGRAPHY (ENl'INE -- d "Do you tell your husband t ei 4 1 ugrrt-aM,.- nau.-'ht- are you telling us?" HOSTELRY an Wafes (&WNtt me where I can buy a yacht." : yes Osborne "I thought maybe you could tell i; y "These political chaps say some awful things about each other " "Yes, and the worst thing about it is that some of those things are true." HI Bin ffAnm.?nn d.ic. "Did the shark stick anyone with his worthless slock?" "Yes, the poor sucker." By PATIENT NEWEST a you-- 4S : -- vi 64 True Enough Smart Alec I can tell you the exact score of the game before it ! f D'5MT HAVE ANY 1 "A wrong answer." k;,. taa 1 5 get?" ir 2GO si r5 luwi 2 BE"l" HE'S muu Our lobby Is delightfully air cooled during the summer monlhs Radio for Every Room A lid "Green says he's financially all in." "Yes, just told me he's every cent out." teaspoonful every morning mo , i tret a little regular gentle t r i wnen you nave ite iinisherl the of this first bottle weigh vourself .ifri" Now you will know the wav; ,11 lose tintri fThf l.r f it .....1 . pleasant i... i that the 6 salts of Kruschen have pre eil you with glorious heahh. But be sure for your health's s e tM ana get Kruschen Sain Cfl them at any drugstore in the wo d . ar it the results nnp imitia light you clp not joyfully satisfy 1 Qiet SALT LAKE'S KIM ! .- : ., , By Ted -4 . MISTAKE E suppose you're mad because I came home last night with this black eye? Who said you WLfey (sweetly) came home with it? ' for How would you like to lose pounds of fat in a month and at to" same time increase your energy la" improve your health? Kow would you like to lose double chin and your too prmine-j- fc hips and at the same time makeyo- iskin so clean and clear that it w. ea compel admiration? How would you like to get ye; weight down to normal and at 6 same time develop that urge forB( tivity that makes work a pleass and also P:lin in nmhitinn W, ness of mind? e W ! with "Hysterical, you mean." "No, historical I laughed IN AND OUT It simply historical laughter." r i Hubby (next morning) Si . Ol LL. He Never Knew 1; ...Z.iirtMaatttrttr'jfiit.fiiliri. ITI c i i . TaW 'flS NEAf? QUlTTttJ' i i CPeePSyj O n Seclusion "Do you enjoy your magnificent new ' - Valued Lucan. Safe Pleasant la' OF "Which fish?" inquired the unblushing boaster. "The one I had ,on my line or the one I only had on my mind?" 8 bj' ?r; on rig! 8 fK-- - Motorist rite idiot .'nted himself rightblooming in my way. r nend What rii Rooted him out an-- i went t EASTMAN MATERIALISED. Uevelopmg with prints twe REAL ESTATE Dec are yourself, comrade. T.ie Soviet is disposing of all idlers who have no useful " "I'm safe. employment I'm a barber." TO BUY SELL or TRADE HOMES, FARMS, RANCHES, or BUSINESS PROPERTIES Consult the BEE niVE REALTY, INC. LAK SEASON BUILDING SALT 1 I r |