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Show LEW FREE PRESS. LEW. ITAH Filet Crochet Set for EASY TO TAKE the 'Forgotten' Chair OUR COMIC SECTION ik Big INFORMATION Events in the Lives of Little Men A TATTLE-TA- IE- WANTED W 5l$TECTErU-- S ABOUT NOU SM0frM& MY big business man was cruising along at 60 miles per hour when there was an awful roar and a little baby car came alongside. The big business man snorted and put his ME "We girls have started a crusade gainst kissing boys." "Then we boys will have to kiss the girls, I suppose." PiP? c increased ms speeaJ tuoin u. iu "ru. "75. 80 and 90 still the little fellow-kepalongside. Suddenly the little fellow put his window down and shouted: "Hey. do you know anything about these cars?" The big fellow said: "Yes. I make i t them!" "Then," said the little jgzz&&$r (j fit VICTIM OF A a xy .l OH, PAPA! fellow, Dishonorable Discharge She accordingly advertised for a Toom with "a family who would not object to screaming in the night." She received several answers, and 'among them was one which asked I "How often would you require us to : He No, dearest, I cannot without you. She Living is terribly high. NO USE W. N. FINNEY OF THE FORCE HELP And the Truck) . . WILL BE ALONCr-I,.- If Head the offer made by the Postum Company in another part of this paper. They will send a full week's supply of health giving Postum free to anyone who writes for it Adv. . a I I ,, AS ANV MiMUTE I SOON AS SEE it rut-- PUT OM 1 . J A I - Cicero. a.m -- JsM ZZSl V THE ACT-H- OW ABOUT IT Friendship Friendship in nothing else than entire fellow feeling as to all things, human and divine, with mutual goodwill and affection. Errand of Mercv THIS PORE ME . .' . I ... LOAD All PROIVB To TVT HORSEPfTLE t ettmmTAKE V HEAT PROSTRASHUKUrjTal A .01 SCTZT CASE CHANCE I Doctor What! You eat ham and eggs for breakfast every morning? Patient Think it's bad for my digestion? Doctor Not that. But if you indulge yourself so you won't have enough money left to pay my fee "I tried it out, but it didn't work, My husband simply refused to eat the cold boiled egg that was left over from the day before." Atrocious guide was showing Week' Supply of Postum Free V.) By Ted O'LougMia 0 By Wnurn Newspaper Vnom HIS BIG CHANCE ' a party of tourists through the Corcoran Art Gallery in Washington. Pausing before a beautiful statuette, the guide said: "This is Venus at the Bath executed in terra cotta." One of the tourists exclaimed in horror: "What a pity! How barbarous those Asiatic countries are." Atlanta Constitution. "I see one candidate announces that he proposes to bring down the cost of living." "Let him show a few samples and he's elected." THAT Corn-tosse- He Won't Be BALD! He usej Glover's Mange Med icma iouowca oy tjioveri Medicated Soap for the F:CUSE lhampoo If YOU are afflicted with Bildoesj. Dandruff or Excessive Fdling Hiir, top worrying about it. Start usingGlover'jtodayandkeep t it. Sold at all Druggists. Or hsveyourBirberaiveyou Glovet'sucitment regularly. One Drawback "My boy Josh knows all about Farmer "The gat on my atomach I could not eat or aleep. Evan my heart teemed to hurt. A friand I aufl- took flrat doaa Adlerika. The Eeited me relief. Now I eat aa I wish, aleep fine and never felt better." Mrs. Jas. Filler. f The Hardest Part "Your work must cause you moments of indignation." "Many of them," said Senator Sorghum. "What do you regard as the hardest part of your job?" "Obeying instructions when the photographer orders me to smile for another picture." agriculture," said Gasf Gas Mil thcTime,Can9t Eat or Sleep wn to bad Adlerika acta on BOTH upper and lower bowela while ordinary laxatlvea act on the lower bowel only. Adlerika nlvea your aystem a thorouoh cleana ing, bringing out old, poitonoua matter that you would not believe waa In your ayatem and that haa been caualno eaa paint, aour atomach, nervouaneaa and neadachea for montha. Dr. H. L. Skoub, Twa, rmpmui -tnfUnml cttmtint, AMmOta In aJdilixH grmtrtly rerfurvi bmelmrlm mnd eoion bmcilU." . Give your bowela a REAL, cleanalna with Adlerika and tee how good you feel. Just one spoonful rellevea QA and constipation. Leading Druggists. TELL DIPM'T ' If a person is dishonorably discharged from the Navy in time of war he loses his citizenship rights and consequently cannot vote. However, if such discharge is in time of peace it does not affect live his citizenship. FOREWARNED (CopTriKht, A pattern number, i im- food 1 your name and address. prove. "Are you practicing Vsif' 1221 Filet crochet in a fresh, new design, is an easy way to bring new life and loveliness to the "for- New York, N. Y. Write plainly A order that her nerves might Pattern gotten" chair. Scarf ends can also be made this easy way. Use string. Pattern 1224 contains directions and charts for making the set shown; illustrations of stitches; materials needed. Send 15 cents in stamps or coins (coins preferred) for this pattern to The Sewing Circle Needlecraft Department, 82 Eighth Avenue, "can you tell me how to get out of second gear?" Just Wondering woman troubled wi'.h nightmares who frequently cned out in her sleep was advised by her doctor to live with a cheerful family in 9 l. FA m lJbMaaJ "Then he's a great help." "He might be, if he didn't take up all the time of the hired help 'em." WMtcrn Ntwipaptr DbIob NO GABBLING THE FEATHERHEADS PoA'f VOU (rJ I c? FEEL HEEL PRAS-M- HERE HE A I mm Vnlcm HOW WHY KMOW VSANTA r First and Last By Otborne Weetern Nfwipeprr ACTJrJCr LIKE kbu "1 can't imagine why Flossy is so brainless, can you?" "There's a theory that she was brought up on a vacuum bottle." S i OH, MASJY THESE FEEL, OlMCr X. 1 I V CASH Yl HUSH Up r. AFTER YOU EAT? - After you finish a meal can you be sure of regular, successful elimination? Get rid of waste material that causes gas, acidity, headaches. Take Milnesia Wafers for quick, pleasant elimination. Each wafer equals 4 teaspoonfuls of milk of magnesia. 20c, 35c & 60c at drug stores. I Mil "My husband and I never have an argument." "Doesn't he talk back?" WNU "Marry in haste, and" "You'll have a tough time getting a trousseau these days." Pleasant Fellow student entered a hygiene lecture room when the class was half over. The professor did not recognize him, and thinking he was in the wrong room questioned him. "Hygiene?" "Howdy, professor," retorted the delinquent one. A t And an Undertaker's Bill Young Bride: "Now, dearie, what will I get if I book a dinner like that for you every day this year?" Husband: "My life insurance." Different Methods Judge How long have you been f r IS NEEDED driving? Motorist Ten years. "But you have had a license for only one year." USUALLY SO Rx?T LrESEN SHOE s MAYBE IT IS" THE KOT THS I - IP IT ISPO Vou VANiT ME To SST i J- WELL.VOU I USUALLY S pO -- AND - i AFTEft ir III : jr s v. X' DON'T KMOW WHY S, BUT EVERY Time, i TRY OKI I IT I SHOES TH& OMD VOURe HAS TMAT THE r ' SALT LAKE'S NEWEST HOSTELRY Radio for Every Room 200 Rooms 200 Bathe J I., i !";;;! ' . I HOTEL Temple Square TRY TO BARK Rates $1.50 to $3.00 Tho Hotel Square has hlahly ilmirahlr, frlrnillyIt Immacwill always find and ulate, uprrmrly romfortahlr, thr-fure thormiitlil? areMe.Y nil ean why this Hotel lai atmoa-phi-rr.Y- Fixing It Up "Can't this case be 36 4 "He has a wonderful education." "Yes. But he uses it only employing very large words to express a very small idea." "I drove horses the other nine." Houston Post. Judge 40-- O Our lobby Is delightfully air cooled daring the summer months T3J r-- -- V uiiili-r.lnn- set- tled out of court?" Kelly: "Sure, that's what we were trying to do, your honor, when the police interfered." "The dogs- -" country's going "Aw, quit croakin'." to the IIIGIII.V HKCOMMF.NDED You ran also appreciate whyi f I's a mark of dlttinction to afop I (Me bf.tutitul hoMrr ERNEST C ROSSITER, Mgr. |