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"I'll tell you," explained wobbs. "Instead of hitting me it bit the cat The cat clawed down the curtains. The curtains fell into the fire and caught alight In five minutes the whole room was ablaze. Now we're living In the toolshed at the bottom of the garden." YET--Hj Morning A'0 Headacht"No Upstt Stomal Scientists say this is the OUIfir in EST. SUREST and EASIEST Jers EFFECTS overHndulgence-H- i: most powerful acid neutrafizerknem Lv lo science. Just da this: TAKE 2 tablespoonfuls of Phi . lips' Milk of Magnesia in a cla water BEFORE bed. In the take 2 more tablespoonfuls with12 juice of a WHOLE ORANGE That? all! Tomorrow you'll feel great! Or take the eouivalent amount 4 Phillips' Milk of Magnesia tablet! Each tablet is equal to a teaspooofn! ter of the liauid. tils Get genuine Phillips' Milk of Magnesia in the familiar liquid form, or the new. marvelouslv convenient tablets. BeRSiSS ? ijuet fit pi sure it's PHILUPS'... the kind doctors endorse, HOW IN TAUtt K mS m Betides, It Saves Ink Penley (writing) Confound grammar! Which Is right, "I would like to attend" or "I should like to attend?" Tarks Why bother about It? Do as I do write "I'd." Roston Tran- script IS fc?:1 Of 1IQUI0 FORM No Regional Monopoly I MKMMR K. K K Mrs. Peck (reading from paper) He And you will try to cook lu, It says here that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife mother used to? She Yes, dear, If you can steaj until after he has married her. is i Mr. Peck (timidly) Why mention Indigestion like father used to-.S3 : Africa? Boston Transcript bat the jf FINNEY OF THE FORCE " T I Brushing Up Their Wit .... VJHIU ; Ol SEE A.) "i"1"' E p T I pr- -- v I rY PUZZLE I b- n - In- a- - - -5T-- " jr mm jf a- - s? mm " mm, 1....L... jg- -7- n irtr -- Z.cVJr .S FIRST, YE2L-- POMS NO J!S PARTSar' Bg ' M'WQRSE! pS" 1 yAKt "r WHY" . f Y' YEZ'Rff HURRYlM' So? EXPLAiM ? BUT I'LL TETLL Yo- UI'M HURKYIrT T? W.3ETTOW mm K1 p jy . B S IS IS Passl H I ' nu IS Glest 31 Proclsraatlos Tardy Jewish aiTstte eraaateat Stair 55 BEING AGREEABLE 48 4 Kissed? Am I the first man you ever She Not on your life. I guess I have kissed as many fellows as you have girls. ON HIS GUARD. SB eT S8 It was n why In the world secret, did you tell Mary?" "It wont do her any good, my dear. 1 have already telephoned It to all' the girls she knows. " JUST TRYING TO T4 T7 NIMROD NOTION 83 HstIdk winds Snrfsce By word of month 85 Solution alg-nltar-y Internal animal Pr Hasbaadmaa often have differences of opinion." "I presume so, bi lie never dares let on." Allow a horrid man to kiss me Resale I'm not such a fool as I look. , "Neither would I; but thank goodness there Isn't one among all my male acquaintances." s " Troe, but don't you think are making something out of Peggie you nothing? Servica The missionary smiled benevolently on tne native tribe around him. I will cure them of all cannibalism,' he thought honefiillv as he entered his hut There he was Joined shortly by a '1 bear you are all ready to go native. "The king has sent me to dress you hunting. " "You bet I am. 1 have hired a for dinner," said the nctlve. bungalow am engaged meals at the "Ah," smiled the missionary, "how hotel" thoughtful of him. You are the royal "Rut that Isn't camping out." valet, 1 suppose." "I know It Isn't. I'm going camp "No" replied tho native. "1 am the roya! cook. -- Times of India. CARRYING AA WE'REOUR END m. I'll t " at Winit.111 s aai a Wtm .IV f I. I i i; Si h : tt V. ft. ft s: t Donkey 11 s, I Ocean mammal "1 suppose you and yofir husband I" Dry Join CO f 1 Consuming Each Wandering 76 Trader 78 Escape Bird T ! never 71 73 75 80 Upright Hale cooked Fresh I be e west beast eerert Soldier eqalpmeat Ran faat Opposed to bast Master roll 81 4 5 ft'8 C Arch Scared 1 Ith. T Style of palntlns; Aecoaat book Vertical. 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