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Show ferring to mi th&t MnriH.' Fable of Her Folks and His Folks The It's in tbat -- Ffh. "7-- By permit letting ,n. 'hy should hsra U. u"" 1 a wife vitf) a man who bad eaJ of them had. and f" might b"ve ben i68 Relatives. The Man lived In a Town and had an In- itld knew bow to put up a Front j Missus knew how to Superin- Home IUU jrjuuiii; mo wumw tjrancnes bdu Ju 11 ! g uu luai ! gt C1U0 UmiU(3, have been designated, . witnout w tion. as Some because Ralph and Funk-ins- Z. Jessie had were l juaUfied for the Majors and , nnrt thii ITItl An kAth nove uvui iittling some w the Fence paid them In dropping . Mm,--- ,... at theuuj, House uieu (peOd a lew uiuwira .Mine around for two or three days. Fact that when a h it i married nowadays and ferwa gets ler Unds out tnai ne nas marnea a Miracle. If L. one, it Is. . almost . T 1L. O ueg-se- r re were to omil irom uie oooai become who those of the Names of Somebody Else, "portant by reason vacant Pages. gt would be many Balpb dldn t use 10 opep up on ner ynlii and she wouia nave prererrea not dig any ipare his Feelings and l-- r At-nft- il i vjvuunr- - iuw-uuw- u rtgar01DS sometimes ,ni but Ltei to be convenient '!rt Forbearance Passing the Icy Stare. Breakfast and Ralph just was at It to ask, In a nice Way, If her mother Lem, who was visiting them, hi come op for Air. appened severed all con- our leading Uni He bad been in such a rsities. to get an Education that he had lot waited to take bis Degree but had larded a Train after learning prac- alli all that there was to be learned, e Faculty concurring, heartily. Several of the learned Professions lere bidding for his Services and in he was boarding with it meantime iter because she set an awful good able and the Rate was Nothing per eek and he liked the large Guest 'amber and the kind of Cigarettes Lem had recently Lcdoni with one of smoked. pat Ralph precipitated the Armageddon expressing Regret that he was com- lled to hurry away to his Office, rowing, as he did, that it would be iquette for him to stick around un- ibout 11:30 G. M. so as to take reakfast with the Honored Guest If my Brother's Presence In this louse Is distasteful to you, I shall ask u to leave," said Jessie, bestowing a igld look on the Brute. "Not all," he replied. "It wouldn't fen like Home without him. Only, I in wondering If, when you accepted le, you were Influenced by the Fact at practically Everything I wear will your Brother and often does." "Lem Is a Dear Boy," said Jessie, itb. a tinge of Feeling. "It is a leasure to have Some One around ha House who does not put in all of nme hanging Crepe. And while n are panning my Kid Brother don't W that 1 had your Sister on my suds for Six Weeks up in the Coun- last Summer and I'll tell the squint- Hubby r worm p It was Some Contract P saying that Rowena Is I not shy any mm or should be locked up, or .'wing like that, but I do know that pone who goes blooey on Spiritual- P nd wants to turn rlnicn tho hta and pull a Seance every few notes Is no Pin mj." Skeleton With a Waist Line. piess "peaking of "mng a third Sisters," said Ralph, Cup of Coffee, "It is time for Mirahnlla fn . i ve us a lot of trade. I long to ten me how she enjoys Con- "i the Opera. The mere Fact " r mA Redoes not know the niffprpnw The Melsterslnger- and the 'oromers does not seem to cramp r nt on t i, 0ne who cou'd talk, at such , "'ngin. on Topics of which she """"J in the Dark." Ds hav'e an Understanding," "Jessie, nlnnrw k t "vi i?n jH liimma, UU 111C ,,l " this is to be a Battle to a II ana , "US I; n - t it we m are going to permit the Cllnnhoo T .m i will vnil HI- to the Fact that you have an ert from the West, who war as anyone could to mak- - ur suPP"seaiy respect- when I married you, s In the Contract a'tall. He B"me. 1 be StuV Z spiJ. of financing themr GEORGE ADE . ...r I - 1 Different Away From " & LEHI FREE PRESS, LEIII, UTAH I . Dut .T ?: nUDr PUt ln 00 make all n'r' r.ch in rD time. De sav. so. At least it won t . ujr more" of a no,, than your Aunt ....... Farm. Anvnno Aunt Emma as a f Manager U """ug .u el6Ktr. l ha'e By the time the BrpaVfaw 8 and cold, a .It? ured that a Divor but here is what really ha'ppe;ed;UU1BS Along in the afternoon thp Ann an to whom Jessie could unfold her- - 1 Is Bu hard to thtni, ug poundg cji., when n,ways try t0 make "n DUl 1 lmnK 11 :C fair that you should notify me 'of Tlngl 80 that 1 can have Vim , U8t on tne Floor.- -j Robert comes of a fine England Familv." nM pinh n Car! ywnlt0rs were Ancestors were com- fll."en, ,n the Steermra .. an1 w" adm't that he is the Kfia Thirst but, at jinw only J kf''TfrM' at the "w 7i n , 'lalt.? ops ln Office t0 try td sell me any- 1 "vntii. Reat'ves who were "it do .mean 'on the make," dangerous Look Infnw ' t ' ill?1 JL ) ilf ' if' . -; V 'V'" " ' '!? i - 1 J j; ; " i ... ,!I!Jr" Shot of Orange Pekoe and got the whole Yarn. "My husband is as smart turn them out and he Is " she explained. -- I don't blame him for objecting to Lem coming here and sponging for Weeks t lazy Hulk ought to be doing some-thin- g for himself. He called the Turn on Mirabelle. certainly too sh listened to a couple of Lectures and uow sues got so much Culture It makes her in it around. As for I'a, he has Parr, some Good Points but I don't believe he has any more business sense than a RabHis bit Idea of being an important Figure in the World of Speculative Finance is to borrow a lot of Mnn. from Ralph, now true it is that you can order almost anything at a Store but you have to take your Relatives as you find them." Almost at the same Hour there was a Meeting at the Club and Ralph was giving the Low Down and Inside to Walter Tilllnghast "I've got the Best Little Woman In the World," said Ralph, "and I can't blame her for being put out by some or tne Things that happened to grow on our Family Tree. For Instance, there's Rowena. She's gone plumb dippy on Psychic Phenomena. I don't know of anything I wouldn't rather have around the House than Psychic I'benomena. What's more, Jessie is dead right about Aunt Emma. If I had all the Coin I ever slipped to that Old Girl it would make a nrettv penny. As for Uncle Bob, he really should be compelled to live in the Garage. Anything as woolly as he Is should not be permitted ln a Refined Home. I'm afraid my People have got on Jessie's Nerves lately. Without making any Explanations, I think I'll send her some Flowers." At the Dinner Hour they were still cool and distant but she did quite a bit of Cooing around Brother Lem. MORAL: We are the Only Ones who have a right to open up on them .. v. Self-Made- h. Constant Changes Made in "Word Laboratories" It is because of precious souvenirs of language that every one experi ences the real difference between "book talk" and "real talk," between the words used In conversation and those used in writing. Every one knows that scarcely any one writes as he talks. Every one uses colloquial expressions and constructions in conversation which he by no means would use in a letter or article, or at least In only the most informal and intimate letters. This gap, as it were; this "strange Interlude" between speech as spoken ordinarily and as written is the place where language experimentation goes on. Our business world Is one or tne busiest experimental word laboratories in the world. New products demand new names. Old products need new words to call renewed attention to them. If this process occasionally irritates the person sensitive to words, It Is no more than he ought to expect. In a chemical laboratory he would not foam at the mouth because some test tube or other gave off noxious fumes before the distilled product was ready. One should feel the same way about new words and expressions, solely for his own peace of mind. Out of these new coinages a few will find their way Into the dictionaries. One popular adnot in vertising word, for instance, is the dictionaries or a iew yeais uk, but we understand that it is in the latest editions. It should be realized by those wno are not sympathetic to any but the words and expressions with which they are familiar that by these strange words or so they seem to them the Its language grows and keeps Star, vigor-Washi- ngton Paraguay Pnmmiav is one of the two Inland an countries of South America, havingExmiles. area of about 97,700 square and cellent grazing land Is aboundant nave pastoral industries Tne cuie. ex -- ootir in recent years. mate (Paraguay ports are hides, yerba timber meat tobacco, oranges, ea) The chief cattle and tannin extract imports are textiles, provisions, There are less ware unu m.w e than 300 miles of railway. Madpri and are Asuncion, the capitalcenter the Rica, Villa river port; hard-.mod- S trading center of tne . . s. rarSua, A., of the Earth measurements i hn.oH nn of radio of1h to be earth the active elements, shows cnt'tegration ,fnasnr of the Tale mysna department A n 3.000,000,000 years university estimates as the earth's age. , matter-of-fact-wa- auiuji-iUL- d Dn-wa- no eat supper, which they did unwillingly. After supper they returned to work by candle light First they removed the silver that had cooled ln flat slabs, and poundMelted Candlesticks Used to ed It down to the right thinness. Then, with a beavy hammer and a Make Siher Piece. punch, they cot out the discs, on on aide of which they stamped N Si On May 26, 1652. John Hull minted standing for New England, and oa the first piece of silver-tt-f in the other XII, denoting 12 pence. ' the American colonies. Finally they weighed each dlae sepFeeling the seed of a satisfying arately.. If the disc weighed mors medium of exchange, the Boston col- than 72 grains, they cut off a piece, onists Induced the legislature to which is why most of them are f. enact a statute permitting the coin- such Irregular shape. " age of money In the colony. Thus with crude tools and methJohn Hull, a Boston householder, ods did the first Colonial shilling offered to erect a building at bis ex- come unceremoniously Into being. pense on bis own land to be used as a mint Ilia proposition was acceptWfcea Saaaons Beg U . , ed and be was made master of the dates of the equinoxes thai mint As compensation be was to The receive one shilling for every twenty is, the dates of the sun's crossing of the equator are approximately that be minted for the colony. 21 and September 22. The March out near on barn his propthe So, dates of the solstices when the sua erty, he built a one room aback, 10 is farthest, north or south, from tas feet wide and 18 feet long. And are approximately June 21 equator In here this unpalnted building was minted the first shilling in the Col- and December 21. These positions onies. The event was marked by an of the sun are considered to mark absolute absence of ceremony. He the boundaries between the seasons. went about the task tn the same The time varies a little from year to that be would year, and the season may begin a have approached the task of mould- day earlier or later than the dates given. This year spring begins ing candles. March 20 at 8:43 a. m, eastera Using an English shilling as a standard time. Summer will begin model, this first minting of a few at 4:12 p. m, June 21; autumn at silver pieces was a day's Job, Hull 7.-0p. September 23; and winand a friend melted up some silver candlesticks In an oven built of field ter at 1 :5S p. m. December 22. stones. It required a long time to get the oven hot enough with the Dr. Fieree'a Pleasant Pelleta are ths oris wood they were using as fuel How- inal little liver pilla pat op 00 yatrs a to. liver and bowels. Adv. ever, late ln the afternoon the two They regulate men were ready to pour the molten We Woad.r silver Into flat moulds. At this point Mrs. Hull appeared Do great men ever muse on how on the scene to persuade them to they will look in bronse? FIRST U. S. COIN SHILLHSG OF 1632 ii ,ii"iii"iiilftiajLihAaaiifijiajLaiiiiiili Preparing Frog Legs for Epicure. (PrDr! Ooiraphle 8oc' breathe the air freely; for, as we have "MnmiWB, u. U) WNU 8rlce. seen, his nostrils have been functionMOGS, once famous only for their hind legs, but whose skins now ing for some time as make book covers and fine glue. organs. With the formation of his legs his annually add more than S130.000 to the industrial census figures of head structure has likewise changed. Louisiana. Frog raising and the The scraping blsck beak gave place to of frogs from streams, ponds, the wide mouth characteristic of the and swamps are therefore becoming adult frog, the staring eyes acquired lids and nictitating membrane, a important activities. It requires from four to five years tympanum appeared, a definite color for the frog whose legs are edible to pattern showed on the skin, and some reach adult size. When the warm glandular cells arranged themselves in spring sun tempers the water in our characteristic roughened areas all over for frogs, A the back. ponds, it is matlng-tlm- e female frog may lay as many as 240 Only the tall remains to tell of bis eggs. The eggs are deposited in small former aquatic habits. Day by day it masses on water plants or on sticks too, is absorbed into the body, Just as or leaves lying in shallow water. An were the gills In the very early stages, egg consists of the yolk the round until at last our little frog is completeblack center and the vitelline enly metamorphosed and can go freely on shore with his brothers to catch velope the surrounding transparent membrane which begins to absorb flies among the plants bordering his water as soon as the egg is laid, and ancestral pool. thus Immediately swells to be several It is now the end of July, and for times its original size. the next two or three months his only But already danger besets the germ occupation Is eating and preventing ! of life growing there. A gray fungus himself from being eaten enough t$ S?'i' 4ri i or mold may penetrate the envelope, keep him busy and on the alert every sprout upon the yolk, and thus cut off instant the life of the little frog before It has At the approach of the sharp autumn well begua But if fate is kind and weather he is about half an inch in conditions are favorable, the central length and While he has yolk, at first a single cell, begins at no voice as yet the mating call of his once to grow, dividing Into two cells, elders may occasionally be heard ln these Into four, these into eight, and the pool as late as September, for so on In the typical way. frogs are active over a long period of the year and the breeding season may Under favorable conditions, the tadpole hatches on the fourth day. At be said to last from April to Septemfirst It Is a minute, flattened, yellowber, reaching a peak at several different times, as warm weather and ish object, with conspicuous branchheavy rainfall favor It ing filaments, Its gills, at one end and a coarse, rndderlike appendage, the At the onset of winter everything is tail, at the other. silent, but with sleep, not death. Near years old, and still FIFTY-FIV- E The little creature at this stage can the borders of the pond, burled under strong! cast-off barely wriggle away from Its logs and stones ln the mud, the little Do you want the secret of such envelope, to squirm upward to the surfrogs have begun hibernation for the vitality? It isn't what you eat, or winter. A wise provision of nature face of the water, where it Instincany tonic you take. It's something anyone can do something you can tively seeks the shelter of foliage and Blows down their life processes to suit start today and see results in a of the shallow water, for at this age them to this complete inactivity and week! AH you do is give your vital It easily becomes the prey of small apparent Inanition. organs the right stimulant enemies. fish and other Many Species Are Known. A famous doctor discovered the Development of Tadpole. W7hile there are about two thousand way to stimulate a sluggish system to new energy. It brings fresh vigor In a few days, when Its mouth parts speciue of tailless amphibians, we lack to every organ. Being a physician's have begun to develop, It nibbles the a corresponding number of common prescription, it's quite harmless. we must pertorce "scum" or green aigae wnicn iorms a names tor tnem. Tell your druggist you want a bottle stone over mat name of "frog" every submerged dense call everything by the of Dr. Caldwell's syrup pepsin. Get or "toad," although the several famor pebble ln the stagnant pond. the benefit of its fresh laxative herbs, active senna, and that pure The mouth of the tadpole Is not at ilies grouped together as "toads," for pepsin. Get that lazy liver to work, all like that of the adult frog. A Instance, may be as different structhose stagnant bowels into action. sharply hooked beak, suggesting that turally and ln habits from the true Get rid of waste matter that is slow of a parrot, but almost microscopic in toad, as the lion is different from the are both mammals. of the front the tadpole's although adorns camel, size, While most tailless amphibians dehead and Is useful as a means of the minute at and tearing scraping posit their eggs ln water, with the water plants and animals which it tailed aquatic tadpole stage interventakes for food. ing between egg and adult, there Is "Newest Hotel one tropical American genus, At this stage tadpoles are scaven ln which the young frog gers, and fortunate are they to find the crumbs that fall from the rich completes his metamorphosis entirely and when It Is man's table ln the form of fragments Inside the him to for time rood lert ny sally forth he or other larger finally of fish comes out and hops away among the and more careless banqueters In Natree tops with no tail to Impede him. ture's storehouse. This rich fare fatOther tropical frogs lay their eggs tens the tadpole's body to ridiculous axils of giant palm rntnnrtitv. His tiny, iidioss eyes stare ln the fc wb .-- i leaves perhaps a hundred feet high ln solemnly upward at the water surface, Is a case of truly to which he must now rush every few the air. Here it baby on the tree top to moments for a lungful of air. as his to be absorbed 8nd the little frog baby. pills are beginning to cradle of rainsince In his depend largely on had he has his two nostrils, equipped with valves water he may have strange bedfellows. Such a bromeliad reservoir from to keep them closed and water tight during his submarine exnirsioning, Jamaica yielded a young Eleutherodactylus and tadpoles belonging to two augmented by a splraculum. or breathside of his body. species of frogs, some small crabs, ing pore, on the left 200 Tile Baths 200 Rooms His tail has developed to a thing of grasshoppers, arboreal cockroaches, a for tarantula, and some earthworms, surprising strength and pliability, Radio connection in every room. on its power alone his safety depends which live high In the air In the quart RATES FROM 1.50 in the Increasingly bitter struggle to or two of soil and water which collects of leaves with stem. enemies. In the Junctions Jutl opfxmtt Uarmtm TmbrrmacU escape his countless Is of and weeks toads have "Showers" many frogs the tadpole Before ERNEST C ROSSITER, Mgr. been mentioned In the literature of old a pair of budlike growths sprouts near the base of the tail, and shortly very early times, and, while some of PRICES for (crcral KIOHEST CASH these elongate into a pair of hind the tales are exaggerated, we know Horses and Mules. How manr can of organic matter actualwith five toes, which showers that Frod ship quick equipped Chandter, Charlton, la. fon legs ly do occur when the entire contents closely resemble those of the adult are sucked up by a whirlAt this stage a marvelous power of of a pond If a wind and dropped perhaps miles away for take place, may regeneration anfrom their point of origin. toe or even a leg fs nipped off, an the ln Peculiar superstitions exist aboot will place, grow one other exact duplicate of the one lost After toads and frogs in many countries. reSince most races of men observe closemetamorphosis Is complete, this Ml function to ceases ly only those creatures which are generative power If your bladder is irritated, either either directly useful to them or potenand a limb once lost Is not regrown. V because your urina is too acid or tially Injurious, the majority of the E3 because of inflammation, juat try Comes Out of ths Water. escaped anything resemthe amphibians the COLD MEDAL after legs appear, fa Some days HAARLEM OIL CAPSULES Wr out Now the little bling close and protracted study until right arm comes LI This fine, old preparation has been relatively recent years. It was not the top of the waMm uaed for this purpose for 237 yean. tadpole stays near until about two centuries ago that the seems very and time the all ter nearly of hibernation were definitely the beat proof that it works. But f uncomfortable, and no wonder. Ills facts to science. Before that time it known the where Just CJ be sure you get oou widal. Ao Is developing left arm U oept no substitute. 86. As soon as was believed that frogs were procrebreathing pore Is located. ated from the mud an Idea proposed are troubles his through, It bursts can hop out on by no less an observer than the Illuslessened, for now be fashion and trious Aristotle himself. the bank In true frog by National F 1 Stronger than He Was at Twenty HI -- half-grow- w ever-hungr- y Salt Lake City's rain-fiile- rock-a-by- rn Tr d e it is permitted to remain in the system. The new energy men and women feel before one bottle of Dr. CaldivelTs syrup pepsin has been used up i$ proof of hom much Vie system need this help. Get a bottle of this delicious syrup and let it end that constant worry about the condition of the bowels. Spare the children those bilious days that make them miserable Save your household from the use of cathartics which lead to chronic constipation. And guard as you against grow older. 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