Show THE KEEPAPITCHININ 72 It is rumored that peace is declared between France and Pnrnsia This is a mistake it is between the “ Herald ' and Judge Awly 1 he above scene sketched by Savage & Ottmgeris a faithful picture of the reconciliation and rejoicing of the citizens on the street CS “YYIIEREhS PERRY” Rich Co Utah Territory June 24th 1870 Editor KccpapitcMnin : — My dear Sir an issue of your valuable paper I noticed a question relative to my whereabouts and as you should be well informed on all subjects especially the foregoing I deem it a duty on my part to communicate with you at once and I need hardly say that the heading of this ' will with the assistance of your school atlas enable you to see the point This is a very thrifty settlement situate in a gentle curvature of moderately elealmost as old as the vated mountains hills and about two miles from the crystal lake believed to be the stamping ground of the Monster tho’ he has begged no “tobackcr” of me yet which makes me think he must be absent perhaps prospecting The inhabitants here are guilelessly endeavoring to keep in sight of the day Their chief and age in which they live occupation is darning the country or its streams elaborating Oullivanan theories about the best new comer’s plan for interviewing the Monster and borrowing tools that itls supposed the owners will need first with the understanding that in case of breakage the latter assume all respon- - Laketown rIn has not been neglected in this locality especially by tlm noble red sage plains as the man of the for XJtcs and Shoshones combined have about cleaned out the country the former relieving a few individuals of the caic of their horses Sister Molwitchcr has not yet got the Female Relief Society in complete working order there not being at present any T men to knit socks for wooden-legge- d had might not have mentioned the latter it not been for the example set by correspondents whose taste is beyond question therefore anyone feeling agrieved must appeal to them Best respects to all your numerous lady acquaintances from yours as ever a true bachelor ADY E RTI KM ENTS As this is the only comic paper printed west of the Mississippi — circulating as it does extensively in almost In consequence of the slowness of the settlement in the Territory and to sometvciy exmales this has just come to hand and tent in other States and Territories and even in Europe and Asia its value as an consequently places the writer who is now Perry a staid benedict in an awkward position These mail carriers have much to answer for - IVi'SS CELL AttEOUS Yankee R atiocination— A very distinguished clergyman of the Universalist in denomination was accused while Lowell of “violently dragging his wife from a revival meeting and compelling her to go home with him” He replied: “First 1 have never attempted to influence my wTife in her views nor her choice of a meeting Secondly my wife has not attended any of the revival meet ings in Lowell Thirdly I have not attended even one opJiese meetings for any purpose whatever”jourthly neither my wife nor myself havJTany inclination to atAnd Fifthly I tend those meetings never had a wife” Looking for a Berth— While the boat was lying at Cincinnati just ready to start for Louisville a young man came on board leading a blushing damsel by the hand and approaching the clerk: “1 say” he exclaimed “me and my wife has just got married and I’m looking for accommodations” advertising medium can be appreciated ALKOST ASSASSINATES! GENTLEMAN was recently enticed into a house on Maiu St when a cloth was thrown over him and a powerful man seized him and cut every vestige of hair off his face Look out for them at Squires’ It’s Barber-u- s A SOMETHING NEW IN UTAH ! “Pictorial Mus cal and Rational ! Entertainment’’ at the Theatre— four nights only commencing November 2:M at half-paseven pm Fifty magnilicent Paintings Comic Representations etc Don’t fail to see it it is a see treat and For Bills particulars genuine Fosters TfcjJ' CEVOY’S GOING! GOING!! GONE!!! rnilAT PIANO Only a few chances left Dont 3 fail to get the lucky number which we are assured is in the box at Mrs Colebrook’s You may never have another opportunity to purchase a Piano for $100 Rally Rally CHINESE CUE At LAMOU PLAYED OUT ! a few thousand industrious PARTIES wishing to work for nothing and board themselves ivill do well to send for Italiau Bees by the undersigned who starts for the East next November and will a so purchase and deliver Live Stock in this city on easy terms Address W'M D ROHE RTS Provo MUSEUM AND MENAGERIE 0 and see the Magic and Living Skeleton from 9 a m to 5 pm YOU WANT YOUR PWfTPTAKEY with a high forehead and smiling go to “Looking for a berth ?” hastily inquired the clerk passing tickets to another pas Savage and Ottinger enger KItOWN FRINGE is marching on “A birth? thunder and lightning no !” rmiHE M Paris lie will enter at Kelson’s Golden “we ain’t but man the gasped young just Gate where large stores of Ivandy Kakcs and got married! we want a place to stop all Krackers are konstantly kept Kail kwickly before they are konsumed by the light infantry — and a know bed” night you SF |