Show $ & VOL ' Bemi-H2onth- ly Paper Devoted to Cents Scents Sense and XTonsense 2 SALT LAKE CITY JULY 1 NO 10 5 1870 n' DD EM ROUTE FOR SALT LAKE CITY ACCOMPANIED BY A COUPLE OP LAME EMBERS BEARING A BIBLE AND OTHER DOCUMENTS FOR THE DEMOLITION OF POLYGAMY AND THE ENLIGHTENMENT OF THE HEATHEN DR NUMAN POETRY THE BALT LAKE HERALD Tins little sheet is doing as well as could Edward you are an 'enter- prising young man Don’t make any labored attempts at fine writing this will all come along in good time when you have had our experience in the business From the rapid movements of Br Dunbar on the street we judge that he is getting the run of the business This is all very well but at the same time you should take notes as you pass along— U S notes if possible be expected :o: — We seldom publish con- - Conundrum undrums but a prominent member of the “new move’ got one off on the 4th too One of the settlements good to be lost north was celebrating the day with unction and a brass band when the train thrust his came along and br head out of the window as far as possible and asked in dulcet tones: “Is that in- -' tended for me?” The answer will be published next week As there may be parties who have joined the Church since the publication of the following pathetic lines we republish them at the earnest solicitation of numerous subscribers “Let those who have tears prepare to shed them now” “ The saddest ivords of tongue or pen are: it is but it hadn't ought to have HOBMBLE! dispatches from the South inform us that a farmer of Provo was entirely He says he eaten up by the grasshoppers We should think feels quite discouraged so A man who can be eaten up by grasshoppers and not feel discouraged must have an iron constitution Our — been “When Sally’s arms Her dog imprison X always wish My neck was his'n “How often would I Stop and turn To get a pat from A hand like her’n “And when she kisses Towser’s nose Oh I don’t I wish' That I were those ! ” MUSEUM “Pa will you get me a pair of skates if will prove to you that a dog has ten “Well to tails?” “Yes my son” begin one dog has one more tail than no “Well no dog hasn’t he?” “Yes” dog has nine tails and if one dog has one more tail than no dog then one aog must have ten tails” He got the skates 1 A sharp youngdady savs there is nothing more touching in this life than to see a poor but virtuous young man struggling with a weak moustache Great excitement at the Menagerie I When Flora pointed pensively to the They have just got in one of the largest heavy masses of clouds in the sky saying: A coquette is described as a rose from and most voracious “I wonder where those clouds are gowhich every lover plucks a leaf the thorn ever introduced into any collection Every- ing?” her brother replied: remains for her future husband “I think they are going to thunder” body should see it — 0- - |