Show ftt J r 26 jr r THE KEEPAPITOHININ V to answer the stand (Birds of a feather etc) correspondents Being called upon by Br Kesley he arose 7 ‘ j and remarked “that-hR A Coon complains that iejias had left his home TAPER" A (i applause ) that he had left his home to been shamefully treated by a man profes- Devoted to Cents Scents Sense and Nonsense come here (cheers) his object was to see sing to do business on vYest Temple st this people he was sorry to see so few Says he had a number of small accounts HOO UNO Principal Editor this ( suppressed murmurs: ) ranging from 75 cts to $350 (amounting URLIFE Asst evening EditorUBET Deputy - Dep’y Asst’s Clerk Z Ness When he looked around upon the faces in the aggregate to something less than upon this stand he was forcibly reminded $15 00) against individuals in various TERMS: of familiar faces at home in his menagerie parts of the Territory — accounts too Ter Annum in Advance Six Months cries of Hear Hear!) Said he would use that he could prove were justly due him Single Copies Br Coon naturally felt anx- his influence to get them ahead He re- - on demand CLUB RATES: $ 500 Five Copies to one address joiced to learn that the Keepaptohinin pious about the amount of capital involved Ten Copies to One Address and one — a Free paper— was now published in an( determined to have them collected to the clubber 1000 Utah enthusiastic and protracted groans forthwith if it cost 5 per cent to do it For sale by all respectable Newsdealers amid ichich Barn um subsided) Br Har- - Accordingly seeing a large sign in gilt everywhere he went rassing then gave out the following hymn Otters “Collector’s Office in an demanded the collection of his ac- of and praise thanksgiving ADVERTISEMENTS same time expressing a “There is a fountain filled with blood counts a Owing to the limited space devoted to Adverwe and so forth’! perfe ct willingness to pay a reasonable shall be under the necessity of restricttising ing Advertisements to FIVE lines or less j After which Eider Barnum dismissed compensation in the shape of a percent-fift- y Terms each insertion cents a line i He says that the age on the same clerks seemed to be above their business 4C£r“ All Communications on Business in order and gave him to understand in forcible to receive attention must be addressed— Uno THE TELEGRAPH terms that they would have nothing to do Hoo & Co Box D SAIT LAKE City with his accounts Now says he “what The Telegraph is again discontinued am to do?” We advised it to stop running unless it JUNE 1 1870 Br Coon if you can prove that there is could pursue a different course We are a out such as you describe you can sign not informed as to how many more numa payment in full of your ac demand All CTEDITOHI bers they intend issuing of the other pa- count: and should the proprietor of the We regret offioe reper published on that street y6u should at onc6 enter B A R-N U M the demise of the Telegraph because it proceedings to compel him to loithdraw was such an inoffensive harmless kind of Our genial friend Barnum the Prince a sheet— read by so few The man in the A Goose wishes "to know whether of Humbugs dropped into our sanctum Gfch Ward who took it says he doesn’t Co-o- p e have that recently Knowing the fondness of the mind it so much as he hasn't finished they him fit will 'people for humbugs in general we were reading the hack numbers yet Wc would of duck Don’t tliinkthey have-ple- nty pleased to learn that he intended toJec- - have given an account of this paper’s a S’ ar&ePtXir °evGr ture in ‘our Thedter which he did to a birth and life but it started so often and !an as weare 0 ia &eesc aie eyma7 very still house you might have heard a moved around so much that we found it thousands There were lyrich-picollect to data The drop impossible employes who could not get in — probably owing to are again at large we would recommend the fact that they had no money The the police to be on the alert An ounce lecturer began by stating “that he had of prevention is worth a pound of cure Dear Ed— A miner from Nevada tells v — applause) that he ' had the following true story A party of live cheers from to come here or six were out prospecting when- they BINDING iris object in coming hero were suddenly attacked by about a hundred Digger Indians there being so few people he regretted that Various subscribers requesting us to 0f them and being mounted while the evening applause) He state terms on which our paper could be Indians were afoot thought discretion the that a free paper (allud-beinbound in Calf in Cow in Roan in Chest- - bettor part of valor and fled They wore ’’ all mounted on horses except one who had ' published in Utah nut Sorrel etc are informed that ours small California mule The horsemen and vociferous cheer's from ( Trcmeiidoiis is a Free paper and consequently cannot naturally led the retreat arid left the mule dome' to Several our of cotemporar be Ijound in pit The Indians could keep You might as as rear guard any form les here seized tlwr hats and strode deject mule aud were showering ar- to bind the heavjng billows of the UP with The owner of the mule rows at him edly towards the door ) ocean as they kick theif heels in wild deseeing he was going to bo surrounded He continued in the same lofty strain maddened rision in the face of the sky shouted to the advanced guard — “Hold for some time hut the above will suffice on boys we can whip ’em! Hold on boys to show his style He then cast about for wo can whip ’em!” when as he was alMORE LIGHT congenial spirits however as Howard’s most surrounded a few lucky arrows store was closed learning that there was struck the mule he then let out and soon His rider beThe College Lantern is just received passed all the horsemen a meeting of the New Move and thinking now in advance commenced shouting ing dried-uold bachcho might obtain some novelties for his We had no idea that a “Come on boys we’ll all be killed! menagerie ho attended Recognizing an lor like Professor Park could get up such Com7ou boys we’ll aii "be kiifeclt Truthful James affinity t they immediately invited him to a juicy sheet THE KEBPAPITCHININ: BI I I le : : j - ’ I f- ‘ sn - any-pant- n g I p I at-th- |