Show T THE KEEPAPITCHININ 10 r ' THAT KEEPAPITCHININ: THE Muff— Concluded For one hour PAPER A The Midnight DOG he paced the dungeon We would call the attention' of the floor V‘Ha!” he suddenly exclaimed in guardians of the peace to the fact that frenzy 1111 cheat the gallows yet”- and a maniac glee produced a small that dog in the 6th ward is stillat large with bottle of Vinegar Biters and applying Where’s Dewey? it to his lips immediately fell dead - Devoted to Cents Scents Sense and Nonsense ' Principal Editor Deputy !Asst Editor Dep’y Asst’s Clerk UNO HOO UBET URLIFE B I Z Ness It is needless to say that Don Jose and Donna Antonia are married but it is a We think some of visiting Ogden soon duty on the part of the author to explain we beg the authorities there to make no (he cause of their long life and continued It is a secret no longer: they demonstration on our account as we shall happiness subscribe for pay in advance and read visit them simply in the capacity of a earnestly every number of the Keepa Go thou gentle reader and private citizen pitchinin dorlikewise OGDEN TERMS: Per Annum in Advance $1 50 100 Six Months Single Copies IT C -- 10 t B R A Ti E: Ten Copies to One’Addfess - yUC LUNATIC ASSYLUM $10 00' For sale by all respectable Newsdealers' Vr‘ ' VV everywhere ' i ' i ADVERTISEMENTS b v Owing to the limited space devoted to Advertising we shall be under the necessity of restricting Advertisements to FIVE lines or lesfc Terms each insertion fifty cents a line i f I® All Communications on Business in order to receive attention Hoo & Co Box D must be addressed— "UNO Salt Lake City EDITORIAL IS CAUTION J - J t Since assuming the editorial chair we have deemed it wisdom to carry iniour Y'J HE TI We understand the CityEathera are S' busily engaged erecting aMtu&iie asylum on the Bench near this city where they can retire from the" bustle and confusion thatreigns near our 'office We would Geo Washington died this morning at like to see it rushed up immediately" A six o'clock cotemporary of ours has been gradually The wind in Nova Scotia has been preparing the public mind for this insti: blowing all morning from the west tution for some time past Long may it The Cuban insurrection is still progresswavef ing the insurgents have been reduced to one man but he’ still holds out and is THAT WOOD momentarily expecting recognition from States If that gentleman who promised us a the UnitedWard Beecher did not take the Henry load of wood on subscription in 1837 can 20000 dollars per annum tendered by his make it convebienfc to send it around we congregation— he only took Sl999999 would like itr We don’t want to hurry He acknowledges that he did marry Richardson' but proihisesTriot:tri ’do 'it’ again him The opposition ticket in Salt Lako City i: was not elected TO ANSWERS CORRESPONDENTS Misses-Sipp- i is on her from Saint T i B —Will A way Paul to New Orleans other numbers of Several tons of water rushed over the vest pocket on all occasions a regular be the first? Not Falls of Niagara on Tuesday last with a like exactly paper your d revolving locomotive bullwe shall change the jokes now noise like thunder no lives lost We think our saf-jt- y exactly dog brass mounted The foregoing are all the itemsof interand then thus far is attributable to this fact— est in dispatches we have sent A H Ogden wants to 'know whether east and ordered that nothing more of ware as the potter said to the clay we want a partner or not importance shall transpire until our next issue A of with would be plenty partner capital If the gentle reader should discover one THE APOSTLE OF THE NEW MOVE or two letters wrong side up in this num- a capital acquisition to our establishment The only We are not informed how you are situated He knows ho can ber it need not cause surprise preach and the Lord However as we are not alternative in a case of that kind is to in this respect knows it too of intend to we short So He leaves him the whole of his preach-in- g funs yet singly stand on your head When they can be to do ” shock us the to breast read with ease Business in this office is The spirits find texts and he finds quo-v- ‘ tations Miss Green 8 L: City- -4 ‘Why is it done on the high’ pressure principle and Homer and Ovid to Johns' revelain a cer- - From tions Such things will occur in the best regula- that a certain young gentleman r ' tain (Emporium not a thousand miles To prove that is true by this and then ted families ' show from S L City is inclosed in a glass? That this must be true because that proves HUMOR " the double-barrele- : i r i f f r ' i ( i : case?” : It is currently reported that a prominent member of the Legislature is now an inmate of the penitentiary! f How is this? Can any bf our cotemporaries throw any r light on this subject f t i It is J it i t because the time has seven women shall about arrived when r ‘He be- take hold 61 one jnan’a coat-taiand evil foreseetb the wise man “a ing hideth himself hile the simple pass on perhaps so r B MC’GREGOK : Oil! (l TUNE—Rob Roy Who sells the Kkepapitchinin? C B McGregor ohl Who’s bound to make a pile of tin? punished” (VB McGregor oh! HE young ladies of the 16th 14th and SSeveral communications are crowdshould want for pensor ink If that to learn will be you wards 9th pleased ) Our paper like the ed out of this issue a book with pictures pink need Or P Npbek'er ocean has its limits and says to us “thus our genial friend Bishop W Or anything tliat you can think of Bear Lake is in the city Drop up far shalt thou go but no farther’’ See C Ib McGregor oh! BisliopI We are never too Lusy to conMcGregor’s News Depot opposite the Post Office Ogden A king fisher— the Prince of Whales verse with Our friends' and-ar- I t ‘ t |