Show THE C&RLAND mi — — rrrrrri TIMES GARLAND UTAH uji rrr ORE’S FOLLY ly CRITTENDEN Western MARRIOTT Newspaper Union each kindness that you do As soon as you havs done it: Forget the praise that falls to you The moment you have won It: Forget the slander that you bear Before you can repeat It: each Forget each slight spits each sneer Whenever you may meet It" “Forget Illustrations by IRWIN MYERS I Then over hef shoulder tudes FOODS SEASONABLE saw Rerklus come to the door nnd He had a table In his hand stop As fresh oysters are now to be “Where mnun I be putting tbe bit found In the markets try tbe followtable miss?" be asked down and she did so ing: Oysters In Miss Labert had I hope I ain't Intrudin’" she said not Apparently Cucumber Cupt-- e “P knocked at the door but no one hciriT film" eoine InHfof II tbl BrttlDd Cut large cucumI Then a answered and so just butted right of bis voice she started bers Into quarters turned back from giving Rerklns some In I wus detd anxious about Mayo” remove crosswise she pulled down Mayol What dd you think of that? busty Instructions the peel St length Mr Craxton her veil nodded to Mr Rraxton and Who was she to call narrow in wise I started door out? ttie for didn’t Why “Mayo” right strips lea via followed her to the steps and saw even know that his name was Mayo strips of the green tier drive off In a light electric7 Miss Labert turned to the lounge peeling to effect Scoop I striped give As turned back I found Rerklns "Did yoty get It bud Mayo?’’ she out each section for a cup to hold asked “They tell me you got Jarred behind me “Wlint woman will that the oysters Cucumbers thn( have too he miss?" minds “She I" me he usked fierce fiard seeds to use for up something slicing may be was knowing once” of a besom was gasping over her mode While used for these cups Fill with elill'ed shook my head “She's a Miss raw of speech (slang sounds so different oysters nnd pour over 'a snappy Labert Rerklns" I suld “A friend of when somebody else uses It) heard cqiktall sauce using a little horseMr Braxton's That's all I know” I radish eutsup and a dash of cayenne Mr Braxton declaring that he wasn't passed him and went In really hurt at all Isn’t It funny about land salt Any fish with a tartar sauce men? I can't understand why they mny be served In this manner CHAPTER VII always say they’re not hurt when Chicken a la Reine — With a small to get It Isn’t unmanly they are amount of chicken left from a women men more Lots than hurt We bud supper with Mr Braxton menl this appetizing dish muy be to think seem nnd It was perfectly get hurt let they Mr made: delightful there I? some disgrace In owning up Riaxloii was charming aud witty and L'rettttl tyvjj tutilespoonfuls of butler to an Injury everything nice and we were having add the yolks of three hard cooked Miss Labert and Mr Braxton talked a perfectly lovely time when the doceggs rubbed to a puste Soak Somehow I tor came In (with a crutch for Mr on while I sat silent of cracker erutuhs In felt out of It And I felt too that Braxton under his arm) and turned the samecupful amount of ndlk and add to MIsa Labert had come to say some us out declaring that we were talkithe egg mixture Four on gradually his patient Into a fever thing and that my presence prevented ng one cupful of chirken stocky then add her saying It So as soon as I could W'e went I thought It wus rather one Reaof minced chicken cupful I out a Joke being turned out In my own son with salt paprika and celery salt got “I’ve got to telephone" I said house that way but Josephine was Rerve on toast “Will you excuse me for a few min und for her sake really humiliated Mock Venison— Purchase a five I was glud that Fred turned otes?" up al- pound leg of lamb Wipe It with a Of course they suld “yes” nnd most Immediately afterward dump cloth and lay In a dish of vinehurried away If they really did have saw him from the window and gar rtx cloveB one onion sliced wanted them secrets to Interchange Josephine and I rusiied down and met of ginger and ten tenspoonful to 'do It arid gel done him tft the front door That Is Allow the lamb to re peppercorns rushed never rushes really did want to telephone But main In the vinegar one day then Josephine or Mr Raul to to to somehow this time she got to the turn and leave for a second wanted speak day father’s office and find out what hud door almost as soon as did "Fred I" cover with seasoned flour and he wasn’t screamed ten roast as usual bapened and to explain where Jose although quart of not too feet from me and “Fred!” I heard strong vinegar will he sufficient" phlne nnd I bad taken refuge from the Josephine echo behind me As I took the receiver Island Thousand Dressing —One and came hook op But f hnd the right of way "Fred 1” may Josephine prepare any kind of combination cried again “Where Is Father?” stopped to fell her about Miss Labert such as chopped onion cheese hard “I cume away to give them a chance He Fred didn’t answer seemed cooked egg green and red pepper to Jalk privately If they wanted to" uuublq to answer Never before or bits of tomato tomato catsup chopped I explained —"Now I'm going to cell since In till my life have seen anycapers pickles— sweet or sour— with up the office" one more startled If Josephine aud salt and paprika andjiave (with a But Josephine shook her hend “1 had been two ghosts who had matwell mayonnaise) a different wouldn’t" she suld "You don’t know erialized out of the Impalpable ether salad prepared for every day of the dressing If the to shout at him he could not who might get your message have week taken have possession—" police been more confounded Mutton en Casserole — Take a Josephine was right of course “What— w hot?’’ he gasped “Oh of a slice of leg ycarlihg mutJosephine w'as almost always right thank - God I" tie choked Then be ton Return e trridfltt the That wns one of her chief faults braced In cavity with onion or “What up suddenly strips Of celery “Well who can call up then?’’ tw'o name are you heaveu's doing Dredge with flour salt and pepper demanded ’Hr Raul?" here?" he demanded almost angrily I’lnce In n casserole a rich gravy of ”1 don’t think Josephine pondered “I'm blest If shook my head one cupful of brown stock you ran call up anybody" she sugknow” replied “Is It a couundrum? cupful of currant Jelly a dozen gested mildly "Didn’t we have the Come In nnd let’s see If we can work chopjved olives six peppercqrns thiee when we left service discontinued Bur first tell us about It out Fa whole cloves nnd one tnblespoonful here?” of lemon Juice Thicken when ther" bolting remembered Sure enough we did But Fred wus getting over Ills tou with one tablespooni'ul of flour mixed It now that Josephine had mentioned he sternutlon “Hold on” protested to a paste with a little water Lay “Well" snapped "if I cun get Isn’t nny Joke Before I come into this tlie round of mutton spread Central I’ll have It reconnected right “This within touching distance to the top with beef marrow rover the want took the receiver off the away" know whether you are really alive casserole nnd bake one hour nnd a hook nnd clunped It to my ear In a moderate oven of— er— half some not sort and heard the murmurous vampires Instantly come-tFife to drag'nie down to the sound that tells when a wire Is alive Ways With" Bananas bottomless pit Are you alive could tell Josephine before But “In our menus Just as In our lives was getting tired of this non the truest pleasures come when we heard Father's voice Just about It I sense or“Quit your nonsense” a plainly as ever heard It In all my a familiar see “Of course dered we are do I severely as told you" he "You life thing in a new And If you’ll ccme near enough alive Did Buy roared "Ruyl Ruy setting only to I'll plncb you to prove that- you are didn’t that It discover you get that?" Then a voice “All know said has unsuspeeteJ right Roy It Is" awake" Fred dldu't approach Instead he and the phone clicked Then I waked never delights his arms and Into deliberately flapped It “Father Farealized'' up nnd shrieked before Then lie nodded crowed three times clamored "Father I" ther t" These recipes re “I guess you’re all right” he said But Father didn't answer veal a familiar “Graudma always told me fruit the ubiquitous banana used In Josephine was staring as It she heartily would vanish If you delightful variation that had gone crazy spooks and after from cocktuil to thought Weill crowed at them thrice a while hung up the phone without Any dessert : way this Is a surprise" having had a cheep out of Central cook Banana Whip— Mush nnd told Josephine “A surprise — why? Didn’t you ex what Then had three bananas in a double boiler with In ’Father's town somhoard pect to see us? Josephine telephoned of a cupful of sugar one said "I’ve Just heard him she?" ewhere" didn't you of lemon juice until lahlespoonful vanished and Fred's smile talking Rut where Is he? How many very scuttled Add a few drops of vanilla In there New million phones are “Was li and a pinch of salt cool Whip one suddenly he grew serious Aud how on earth cun we find York? you who ‘phoned me?" he exclaimed of cream until Arm add the cupful out which oue Father Is on?" “I bananas like a flash turning to Josephine and set aside to gradually Josephine gave It up In fact Jose thought—’’ t hill Rile high In sherbet glasses "Well what 'did you think?" I de- sprinkle with pistachio nuts and serve phlne didn't believe that hud lieanl father at all She didn't say so but manded savagely ns he faltered Banana Cake — Cream cupall right I could read her thoughts “Did you think tt was a spook that ful of sugar and two cupfuls of pastry She was sure that I had been raided telephoned you?” (lour sifted with three level In resemblance voice a didn't by color and hesitated Fred changed of baking povrjer and a pinch argue the question It's hard to argue “1 — didn't know Just what to think' of salt' two thirds of a cupful of milk with anyone who won't argue back “I didn't gel the mes he stammered is added with the flour alternately had fouad out that our line Anyway They told Beat well add the beaten whites of you know sage myself had been connected up all right office that me at the three eggs somebody want Bake in folded In lightly I this went learned hack to Having ed to see me out here and of course layer tins (’over tins layers with room and Josephine Braxton's Mr How on earth did you get sliced banmiHS and lightly sweetened I came went hat k to the dining room -- — xiff Use the same’ (or tlie" ivhlpiM'd cream Miss Lalvert got up as entered answered sue top of the cake Chill before serving “Walked off” evidently Intending to go She and clnetly Three Fruit Cup— Rlloe three or stood for a moment exchanging plati (TO Dfl CONTINUED) anges three hummus and dice three the Arrange cupfuls of pineapple in ihcrbet—Class'l! It alt and Whip cream very stiff sweeten Not flavor lightly with almond cover top of cups with the cream and sprinkle moot of the left side of the braloT I’ shredded almonds over the top For the last 30 years systematic at fiillow s Hint persons niusi Fruit Sherbet— Take three lemons teiTTpts bave to ure both right and left hands have less linguistic ability than tin three oranges and three bananas all Rut the results huv a sieve add three cupfuls right huuded and that children oblige! Indiscriminately pul through hands wih both use f Indiscriminately to The unsatisfactory amusingly been sugar five cupfuls of rich milk and diminished Is power of ready one cupful of cream that the Freeze and serve have explanation apparently In sherbet speech and an ability markedly les power of the hand is Intimately as glasses — socluted with the unfolding o! the In learning and retaining language— Fruit Ice — Rub three bnnnnns Star Atilt h regulate tun Washington Jhnyigh addihejtrained juice of three gunge and are located on the left gidt-and three oranges that is to say In relation to the cen and two cupfuls of sugar Let stand ' Difficult Music with ters which regulate the control ot the three cupfuls ef water anl s Opinions differ a to which plauj pinch of salt until the sugar Is dls right huud and arm The examlmi One solved then freeze as usual is the most difficult of tlmusuuds of liumio skeleton selection QtiU r has demonstrated that tn all cum tn musician says that ’Vnmpniiclla" s ' which the right arm is !ner dev el ranged by Frans Liszt und his "Hun are certainty Rhapsodies” evident a guriuo ijed than ttie left there difficulJ one rri'M'otidtigly among the extremely sutisfaviopy develop at each IVj both bowed looking other curiously the while like two each other's strange cats taking asked her to sit measuie Then V51urXLiRmrrr3t“ Albert Johnson mild Representative a Washington the other reporter tftiy: "’It's an III wind that blows nohod and the any good butrinewt going to clean the United States of Communists forever “Vhnt la a Communist?’ a lady naked me In Hoqulum ‘A Communist’ Ms a man fluid who looks down oil Home above him” to If there la no marrying or giving In imirihipfc In heaven Hint must account for Its being heaven ’The sun shines for nil but the does It for a quarter por- ter Standard Since 95 The Choice of Millions TUBES' RADIO hxxcoooo6&qo5g “NeWhouse SALT LAKL CITY UTAH On o I Fait Ukf Cttfi wotu finf fcotf it ff comfort— with verm hospitalGarage in eoarmtio nd W Room SACU tirff ' Cfr WITH U BATH 1203 to $400 HUNTERS ! Her four Trophic mounted bf in expert— JLhfetunm dmvotmd to tkm Art in Jeuctdrrmy stakes our mountings superior to others A j 4U C LAUNER n bit Taxidermist isuirn a Balt Lake City VtaB ST RITE FOR PRU’B Broadway KODAK FINISHING 'nnl Wo uip ov rvfe r to n o t CIMTURS COPdEflCJU I 44 tei breaking In of course didn’t succeed for long when she Nothing cun stop Josephine Abruptthinks she Is doing her duty ly she stood up right In the middle of (1 must admit one of my sentences were mid that most of my sentences die and lint very few of them had renr ends) Josephine stood up "I must see about dinner Mr Bra"I’m xton" she said afraid cant You will dine with us trust I’eiklna hope? I'll have dinner served here— If there la anything to serve’’ She then looked turned toward the door Imek “Edith will entertain you while she added I am gone" This was too good to be I Jumped Later I wondered whether Josetrue phine Intended any rnrcasin by saying Mr Bra a tou while I could entertain she was gone Of coute I really had dreadfully been monopolizing htni Rut then— oh well It was good of her to let me stay atijhow As she went out of the door And then opened my mouth to speak had 1' found that nothing to any me My gift of ftab had deserted tied sat there tongue sizzling as bash ful and dumb as a child Mr Rrnxton came to nfy rescue lie to see put out his hand ”i’s good you again" lie said “We really seem fated to meet" were coming back And My spirits that he had never I rememtiered “Fated?’ culled snapped "Yea It does the that's right word guess to 'fate' you Into force tuke seem to mjL presence" Then he bit Mr Braxton (lushed "Forhis Up and twinkled his eyes "1 give me please’’ he said 'humbly I've couldn't call couldn't really couldn't been crazy to hut haven t had time to eat in- sleep since I've been Imping for I saw you last I expect I’ll spell— and breathing But I'll have to spend get one now HOTEL nr SiioUiu" kiiu uioL'i" 'loini l7oiiy'nTur strewed hnnnnn peels over the road of course" man who could That settled It had three Joke like that when be arm and broken ribs nnd a broken was all was - half- - drowned beside i Just settled down to enjoy right myself noticed that Rut after a while wua getting restive Josephine body but I could have noticed It for wildest excitement would Josephine's have seemed a dead calm to anybody nnd every else Rut I knew the signs second I expected to see her get up and drag me away Desperately talked on trying to prevent her from holoprajrbri ni“ IV noCArHER? tail h Like Liu t 4a to earth' This brought me back cried repen"l)h you poor man It was meau "Forgive me tantly " — — I of me to talk that wuy" fan come In?” "Say door The olce cflhieTroui 4Ti It was a strange voice behind me too about I and faced up Jumped Standing tn the doorway was a won Ye she was! derfulty pretty woman She wus Fra not going to deny It — Having admitted pretty: udd that she wasn't young and that Well It would have her complexion— been lovely If God had made It But He hadn't It might fool a man but find me It couldn't Mr Rrnxton could spe'k Before "Yes come In Flo" he said did so "Miss I minors let me present Miss Robert” onot?" 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