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Show THE CITIZEN 16 THE KNOCK A T THE DOOR Knock! Knock! You can not come in; The door Is brass And the bolt is sin. Stand on the thresholdd trembling and cold, Beautiful angel, with hair of gold! . Maud, come hither and sit on my knee; I'll kiss thy lips, and thoult kiss me. hands, Beatrice, thou of the Fondle my long hair's electric strands. milk-whit- e Blanche, no pouting, I vow I will rest My head, if I like, in that dove-lik- e breast. The witness hesitated for a mo- ment. said Remember, Mr. Grimshaw the lawyer, raising his voice, that you are under oath. Have you had years undisputed possession of that property?" It has been disputed once, and only once, answered the witness. I found a nest of bumble bees in my back yard one day last summer." In the general laugh that followed this answer the lawyer, subsided. twenty-on- e losing me, had entirely healed. But if the wound still hurt she concealed it wonderfully. In fact, she was so cool and that I wanted to show her that I didnt give a darn either; so I said, carelessly to her: Let me see; was it you or your sister I used to keep company with? Oh no, she said with a sweet smile, that was mother! self-possesse- d WARES OF THE WITS. WOULD-B- E Telling the elevator operator in a nine-storbuilding to let you off at HIS SECRET WAS SAFE. the fourteenth floor. 2. Lifting one foot to an imaginary A man got in a cab at the Richbrass rail at a soda fountain. mond railway station and said: 3. Blowing the foam off an IceDrive me to a haberdasher's. cream soda. Yaas, suh, replied the driver, 4. Remarking, Now I am going to whipped up his horse and drove a ,say something funny. Is the Mirror block, then, leaning over to address reflecting today? his passenger, said: 5. Mispronouncing French phrases. Scuse me, boss, but whar dyu 6. Asking a girl her age. wanter go? say you 7. Referring to the Saturday night To a haberdashers. bath. Yaas suh, yaas suh." After an8. Counting the number of chewing same was the perother block there gum wads beneath the table in a resformance. taurant. 'Scuse me, boss, but whar dyu 9. Doing imitations of grand opera wanter go? say you was the singing. To a haberdashers, 10. Speaking in a tenor voice. somewhat impatient reply. Then came the final appeal: STRANGER THAN FICTION. 1. y - Knock! Knock! You can not come in; The door is brass And the bolt is sin. You are not meet for this company bold, Heavenly angel, with hair of gold! Tile the wood up in the chimney wide. Till the flame leaps high like the dev- ils pride. In silver tankards simmer the wine, Spice it with cinnamon fresh and fine; And well task and drink, and drink and bask, While ever there lasts a log or a flask! Now, look boss, I ben driv-i- n in dis town twenty years, and I aint never div nobody away yit. Now a-he- Knock! Knock! You can not come in; The door is brass nd the bolt is sin. Rollick and riot you must not behold, White-robe- d angel, with hair of gold! you jes tell dis nigger whar wanter go. t is you Ambitious Author Hurray! dollars from my latest story! Fast Friend Who from? limb scarce can see as m I I gaze abroad. Where are. ye, Beatrice, Blanche, u;il Maud? Ah, Heaven! Come kiss me some fire some light! Speak, lemans, or else I shall pci is i with fright! . Knock! Knock! How did you come in? The door was brass, And the bolt was sin. Where are your white robes, your hail of gold? .Angel of Death, your touch is cold! Anon. A fire-ligh- STINGING REPLY. cross-examinin- ness. Now, Mr. Grimshaw, the property on which you live was originally a part of the twenty acres under dispute, was it not? "Yes, sir. And your title is based on the original title to the land, I presume? Yes, sir. How long have you resided there? Over twenty-onyears." Have you had now mark me e have you had un- years disputed possession of that property? twenty-on- t Would flash upon our faces, till The case before the court was one involving the ownership of a tract of land and the attorney for one of the g a witparties was e ... the day Might dawn, and make me wonder my stay. William Mathews. at THE STUPID SEX. When I was young and fairly fair, up in New Hampshire, I had a sweetheart," said Will M. Crissy. That is, I thought then that I had her, later on J doubted it, and still later on I knew I had been vamped. Up until this week I had not seen her since those more or less happy days. But I met her not long ago. I was a little diffident about facing her, because I was not quitie sure that the wound in her tender little heart, caused by Estate of Emma J, Van Va Deceased. Creditors will present claims vouchers to the undersigned it Tn Loan & Trust Company, Salt L ike ctt Utah, on or before the 3rd day of jn. A. D. 1921. TRACY LOAN & TRUST CO., Administrator of the Estate of Eni J. Van Valkenburg, Deceased. J. J. WHITTAKER, Attorney. Date of first publication April 2nd. i D. 1921. NOTICE TO CREDITORS. Estates of Samuel Leeper and L. Leeper, deceased. Creditors will present Caroll claims The The Agency Company Insurance of all Kinds Written Fire, Automobile, Compensation Bonds 3o West Broadway SYNOPSIS OF Was. 690 the:OFannual THE state:-MEN- T INTERSTATE CASUALTY COMPANY Home office, Birmingham, Alabama. President, J. T. Stokely. Secretary, D. B. Lightner. Showing condition on December 31, 1920, made to the Commissioner of Insurance of the State of Utah, pur suant to law: ASSETS Real Estate $165,225.00 Mortgage and Other Loans. 33,500.00 Bonds and Stocks 499,651.68 Cash in Office and Banks. 47,810.25 Other Ledger Assets 187,987.56 Total Ledger Assets 934,174.49 Assets 8,056.93 Gross Assets 942,231.42 Less Assets not admitted.. 18,299.75 Total Admitted Assets.. $923,931.67 LIABILITIES. Unearned Premium Reserve. $223,653.11 Net Amt. Unpaid Losses and claims 246,672.30 Non-Ledg- er All other Liabilities Total Capital Surplus Surplus as to 52,266.05 $300,000.00 101,340.21 522,591.46 E. O. LEE, Administrator with the wills anneal of the estates of Samuel Leeper and Caul line L. Leeper. Deceased. BOOTH, LEE, BADGER & RICH, Attorneys for Administrator. Date of first publication April 2nd. il D. 1921. NOTICE TO CREDITORS. Estate of Joe N. Mandarich, 401,340.21 Creditors will present claims tit! I vouchers to the undersigned at the offol of Arthur C. Cole, Attorney, Town Hall Bingham Canyon, Utah, on or before ttj 4th day of June, A. D. 1921. MILKA MANDARICH. Administratrix Estate of Joe N. Maul darich, Deceased. ARTHUR C. COLE, attorney for AdJ mlnlstratrtx. Date of first publication April il 2nd, NOTICE TO CREDITORS. Estate of Charles II. Sadler. Del ceased. Creditors will present claim-with vouchers, to the undersignedCitrlrl 514 Templeton Bldg., Salt Lake Utah, on or before the 25th day ef June, A. D. 1921. CAROLINE SADLER, Administratrix of the Estate II. Sadler, Deceased. JEREMIAH STOKES, of Charle Attorney for Estate. Date of first publication, April A. D. 1921. NOTICE TO CREDITORS. D: 1 Del Estate of Mary E. Gregorey,claimsl ceased. Creditors will present with vouchers, to the undersigned rl 201 Templeton Bldg., Salt Lake Citrl ft Utah, on or before the 25th day oi June, A. D. 1921. & NEFHI GREGORY. Administrator of the Estate of Mary E. Gregorey, Deceased. MARTIN S. LINDSAY. 111 Attorney for said Administrator. SI Date of first publication, April A. D. 1921. Hi e NOTICE TO CREDITORS. it Estate of Rose A. Berger, Deceasdl Creditors will present claims, at wit. vouchers, to the undersigned Utah Savings & Trust Bldg., Salt UP City. Utah, on or before the 2;th WJ of June, A. D. 1921. TO C. D. FOX. Administrator of the Estate f KMf JJ Berger. Deceaseu. & IIURD, Attorneys for Administrator.April,-- ; Date of first publication, A. HURD A. D. 1921. NOTICE TO CREDITORS. Estate of Arthur Murphy, dece p ised, Creditors will present claim vH'j vouchers to the undersigned at h' ulloiw J u 303 Continental National Rank 1 h Salt Lake City, Utah, on or be'ret-25tday of June, A. D. 1921. T. ELLIS' BROV XB Administrator with Will Annex 1. . . Estate of Arthur Murphy, Deceas I r & 'or T. ELLIS BROWNE, Attorney 8 mlnistrator. Date of first puL.Ication, April . A. il n . 23-- 5 1921. $923,931.67 STATE OF UTAH, COUNTY OF SALT LAKE, SS.: This certifies that the above named company has filed its annual statement of which the foregoing is a synopsis and has complied with the laws of this state relating to insurance and therefore is duly authorized to1 transact the business of Insurance in the state of Utah until the last day of February, 1922. In witness whereof, I hereunto sot my hand and affix my official seal, this 30th day of March, RULON I Decease 1 policy-holde- rs Total Capital, Surplus and other Liabilities u vouchers to the undersigned at 608 Botfe Building, Salt Lake City, Utah, on or fore the 6th day of June, A. D. 1921. 1 Express Company. They lost it. Kansas Ag. Grown Bull. That Charles Lamb must have been a charming converser, no one, except those who lack the slight idiosyncrasy necessary for the full appreciation of his writings, can doubt. He always made, we are told, the best pun and the best remark in the course of the His serious conversation evening. was his best. No other person, acstammered cording to Hazlitt, ever out such fine, piquant, deep, elosuent thnigs in half a dozen half sentenced To Lambs conversaas he did. tion we might apply the words spokdn of another in Julian and Maddalo: His wit And subtle talk would cheer the winter night, And make me know myself; and the NOTICE TO CREDITOR3T Five t The wine is bitter, the blaze is dim; What horrible chill creeps o'er each Consult County Clerk or the Reg tlve Signers for Further Infcrmatin D. 1921. Writer LAMBS CONVERSATION. PROBATE AND GUARDIANSHIP NOTICE8. 1921. S. WELLS, Commissioner of Insurance. NOTICE TO CREDITOR Estate of Grant Smith. P Creditors will present claim: vouchers, to t lie undersigned r Sullivan, care of Morris & 224 Kearns Bldg., Salt Lake Cit on or before the 25th day o A. D. 1921. ea A. llWJi n I JU1 A. C. SULLIV ' N. Administrator of the Estate Smith. Deceased. MORRIS 224 & CALLISTER, Kearns Bldg., Salt Lak Utah. Date of first publication, A. D. 1921. A 1 In n1, .. 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