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Show Sixty languages are spoken in theem-plr- a govern od by the cair of Rubaia. Hall's Catarrh Car la taken Internally, rice, 75c. f to-da- It la almoat aa difficult to make a man nnlaam hla errora as his knowioJKo. I believe my prompt use of Pisa's Cura peovantcd quick consumption. Mrs. Luoy Wallaoa, Marquette, Kans., Deo, It, 111. The largest bridge ever built la the mous one crossing the Firth of Forth. fa- for Fifty Cents. Guaranteed t bacoo habit aura, makes weak meu strong, blood pure. SOc. Il au dnwgUis Writers cramp may affect either the wrist or stomach. aa CURES CORNS Or money back. 15c at aU druggists. " TOE-GUM- Amnty is Itloud Deep. Clean blood means a dean akin No beauty without it. Uiisi'urets.Uandy Cathartic cleans your lilood and keeps it dean, by lining up the lay liver aud driving all impurities from lliu body, Begin banish pimples, boils, blolehes, black bends, and that sickly bilious com; lesion b v tak m? Cuscarete, tmaiity for ten cents. AH druggists, satisfaction guaranteed. 10c, k5c,:uc. Mudie's circulating library has 8,000,000 hooks constantly in circulation and employs 178 people. Bead the Advertisements. You will enjoy this publicntion much better if you will get Into the habit of reading the advertisements; they will afford a most interesting study aud will put you in the way of getting some excellent bargains. Our advertisers are reliable; they send wliat they advertise. False teeth are never perfect unless they Tlie average weight of the brain of a appear imperfect. Scotchman is larger thau that of any other Mrs. WlailawV Saaltlai Brrsa race on the globe. tha fan. iSacaa tanta, hrrhlUnl taathiss.aoflana Slips. alleys psla, asraa vied calls t casts tbsttls COSMO BUTTERMILK TOILET SOAP . The Importation of madder root Ischiaiiy makes the skin soft, white and healthy. from Holland. Sold everywhere. For a pcrfoct complexion and a clear, If it rains while the tun shines it will healthy akin, use COSMO BUTTF.ltMir.fr rain the day following. SOAP. Sold everywhere. Dent Tobacet Spit sM Smaka Tour Lira Inc fron horseshoes huro been found fluting To quit tobacco easily and forsvsr, bs back to the yeur 481. full of lifu, nerve and vigor, take the that makes weak mea To Cure Constipation Forcrar. strong. All druggists, toe. or li. Cura guaras-tesBooklet and sainpla free. Address c,na CsUisrtle. 10c orZSci If Cl CL G falls to ours, druggists refund money Sterling Remedy Co., Chicago or New York. Two young lambs will be consumed by a The average pulse of a healthy man full grown englo in a day. should beat 79 times a minute. msf-aetl- e, wonder-worke- r. d. ' i I 1 f needs coaxing, not crowding. Dr. Ayers Fills stand with- -, out a rival as a reliable medicine for liver complaint. They cure constipation, aud they cure its consequences, piles, biliousness, indigestion, sick headache, nausea, coated tongue, foul breath, bad taste, palpitation, nervousness, irrita- bility, and many other maladies that have their root in constipation. They are a specific for all diseases of the stomach and bowels, aud keep tho body ia a condition of sound health. i i "ni IRONING MADE EASY. BUT NO EQUAL 1 This Starch mss earn . KS km itw m me WH HBT NWT KV. ) ONE POUND OF THIS STARCH Will FAR AS A FOUND AND A HALF OF ANY OTHER STARCH. 00 Al .CjJuBmKRBBOSfC". -J- scientific princiwho had years of have men ples, by in It fancy laundering. experience restores old linen and summer dresses to their natural whiteness and imparts a beautiful and lasting finish. The only starch that is perfectly harmless. JsH Contains no arsenic, alum or other injurious substance. Can he nsed even for a baby powder. NEwb8a.Cowtg ikKawiiilm. ASK YOUR GROCER yVTWVVVffVVV ll, Tit-Bit- s: FOR IT AMD TAKI MO OTHER. IMVVVTVM fVVVVVTVVTVTTTW IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED," TRY SAPOLIO John R. Dickey's Are Your - Reliable Eyes Sorer Water VSj&'SbA'Ki asttsr TobSssa,s UriitoL Tcaiie ladjp BAD Old PENSION wUlSrirauutek I Staff loth Corps. has purified 1 uiy enuiplexioa In and frel much bstuir svery fULLic K. Bills as. Lattrell. Tana. wonderfully M as. slate 1R 7 nDHDCV UKUrd NEW DISCOVERY; t rurrswiirst T quick relief end und for bouk ufM.U.SSSAS-SSO- and I --any . FTPS. mm, "CAaCASKT da all claimed far (base and ere truly wonderful medicine. I have efian wished for s medlrlue plestsnt lo Ishs snd 1 last have found It lu Csucsrvu. Blnr teklnx tbms. sir has and been blood way." pi"4. Tho Hob. BLOOD Eye IE'.' ' Boys Composition on A merles. man who could Columbus was make an egg staid on end without breaking. One dav the king of Spain "Why did she have such a quiet wedsaid to him: you discover America?" And (fllumbus said: ding?" Oh, her husband was a deaf mate. "Tea, If you will give me a ship." New York ledger. So the king gavefblm a ship, and he started out and salM-- and sailed. Some of the men said th or didnt believe any Unkind. such story, and (Mdnt believe there He waa Cleveland Plain Dealer: was any America, cut pretty soon the young but ardent: "I wish I were the pilot said: "I see l4nd," and then Co- glove that presses your lovely hand," lumbus said: "Well, then, It Is Amer- he said to the charming maid. She J ica. glanced at him with a bewitching They went ashofe and saw a lot of mile. "Aren't you enough of a kid black men running around, and then as it le? she sof tly asked. Are yon niggers? Columbus said: They said: Yes; you are ColumHer Order. bus, arent you?' Sweet voice World: York New Columbus said! Yes, I am," and Have you any the phone) (through then they threw! up their hands and canvas hack duck, Mr. Beefly? said: Butcher "Yes, maam." Oh, dear, it's no use! weve gone Sweet Volce7-"Weyou may send Success. and got discovered at last. up three yards and a half, If you please. X.ika noma, Svraet IToma, Magistrate You admit Sensational Barely. that you entered the house of the World: He says that he York New 3 at door the prosecuting witness by out with a theatrical company been has oclock in the morning? that had many unusual and sensational Prisoner Yes, your honor. Magistrate What business had you experiences. "Yes: I am told that all the memthere at that time of the night? salaries regularly. Prisoner I thought it was my own bers received their house. ne Was raying for It. Magistrate Then why did you, when Mrs. James, you never llopeley this lady approached, leap through the love me, aa you used me that you and hide tell Into the cistern window, jump married." were we to before yourself? Mr. Hopeley "Well, gee Whittaker, Prisoner' Your honor, I thought it am I to have no privilege in return was my wife. for letting you carry my pocketbook? Sea tha Point. $iPpS Pills IMITATORS, Hard to Cadesstoaff. Puck: "The language of you Amst leans is very difficult for ms to underSOME GOOD JOKES. ORIGINAL stand," remarked the visiting Englishman. AND SELECTED. In what way? asked his American friend. Vita Nature of s Prcldlng ORlrcr's Well, Mr. Tenspot said that golf Unties Fully Net Forth Lilto Homo, made him tired, and I replied (hat I twMt lloiua A Hoy's L'ouipo.lliuii on did not know that he played golf, and America. he admitted that be did not. Now, how could golf weary a man who does cot play the game? Tho Hongs of Fraure. rticy aay there are no Hongs In France That well may plcHae an KiirIIsIi ear; True ITappInma, Then have no English dreamed the trance New York Weekly: Mrs. Muggers Of Villon's 8nowa of Yealeryear? I see a prominent society Idle is dead. No Gallic hand upon the strings If there ever was a perfectly blissful Of Mualca grand, eternal lyreT . existence on earth, she enjoyed It while No memory of Norman kiiiKH That tuned the strident English choir? she lived. Mr. Muggers "Because she waa a soWho kept alive the songs of Greece belle? ciety In days of war and sabre's riant;? Because she Mrs. ;.Iugg?rB "Na Who guarded ell the arts of pears r was twenty-foutimes aud When many fought, and no man aung? engaged never married. The world of Art Is all too wide For one brave hand, alone and poor; And English verse Is undented The Limit. But still we love the Troubadour! New York Wiehly: Impassioned John James Meehan. Tell me, my angel, what to do Lot to prove my love. Oh, that I might, No Uore Questions. like some knight of old, battle for you, The nature of a presiding officer's die for you. duties varies with the time and place. Swtrt llirl "I wish you would give An athletic miner waa in the chair at up smoking. a political meeting in New South Impassioned Lover "Oh, come, now, Wales Juat before a close and exciting that's asking too much." election. One of the candidatea waa preaent to apeak. So Him. During hla address he waa interruptX Constitution: Atlanta spec," said ed by hootlnga and rough chaff, and as he rubbed colored the inhabitant, the chairman was soon in a state of his head, "dat de railroad gwlne ter boiling indignation. Smothering hia sue me fer damages." wrath, however, he pacified the boys "What did you do? by assuring them that al the end of I went ter sleep on do track, sub, the candidates speech they should end de struck me en run off on have the liberty to put any questions smashedengine ter pieces." itsef they choose. Accordingly, at the end of the harangue he rose and Inquired The Reason. in stentorian tonea, and in a rich Irish brogue: "Has iny glntleman a question to aIrak 7 A stout little Welsh miner, who had been a conspicuous disturber of the peace of the evening, shuffled slowly up the steps of the platform, but at the top he was met by the chairman, who, without the slightest warning, delivered a terrific left and righter, and sent the Welshman sprawling on his back: Not'." roared he chairman, has Inny otfier glntleAin a question to alrsk? and therrl'as no response. I have used Ayers Pills for the put thirty yean and ider them an invaluable family medicine, I know of no better remedy for liver troubles, and have always found ore for dyspepsia.' J sues Quoin, i90 Middle Coni. HAS MANY OUE BUDGET OF FUN. I , J CANDY CATHARTIC teim.ui TRAD! MARK Typewriters WEAK NERVOUS WOMEN. o""!nr?:'w. biei pensive hems tresluimt. For inlta to an. k a. AUfsH, Ssiww. ink In WAHTKl)and AuLQTS selling War It vU pay you o write ee. F,1 si. - - . JT KiJE u.,csissw f AlLSs VS Palatable. Potent. Tests flood. M Hsvrr Blnken. Wsakan.or Gripe. Us, lie. ms, CURE CONSTIPATION. Meritor every lows H.iuwhujd iMftns r iiuih Syrup. TmUrt OwJ. In time. Hold Hr UniwWt, ynk Pris lie f.wpsay. fSWses, M U.. SaltLaka- - ONE FOR A No. 24. 1898 Vheo Answering Advertisements Hentioo This Tapei Hw DaBUWfS DOSE, nil I Rntn I Biadly fat. I O B Pimples, nt Am Biliou.nnw, Purity tb Blood, " Care A movrin.nt of the Iww-- ls -- ach day Is aiwssaary nor sirkra. Te for health. They aelthsf srips fr , or fell has fot you, we will mail .smiiie BtSANIS ui. Bold by drutfists. tl. Cl., PNIU PA. Pr-v-- u Iwlwst L tj ce This Idyllic scene represents a poor deluded bachelor. Imagining that ha has the field to himself when In reality be Is only a worm for my lady's foot. New York Ledger. A REMARKABLE CASE. Ths following cans was printed originally In TAs Monitor, a nawspapar publiabod at Msadf ord, Ontario. Doubts war rawed as to its truthfulness, couxequently a dose watch was kept on the case for two years and the original statement has now beea completely verified. Mr. Petrh hod tieen a hopeless paralytic for five years. His rasa baa bod wide attention. He was confined to his bed, was bloated almost lieyond recognition, and eould not take solid food. Doctors called the disease spinal sclerosis, and all said ba eould not live. The Canadian Mutual Life Association, after a thorough examination, paid him kti total disability cl aim of fl,S6U, regarding him as forever i'nr ure tile. For three years he lingered in this condi- tion. After taking some of Dr. WilFink liams Pills far Palo People there ,wos a slight change, a tenet e n c v to sweat freely. Next come a little feeling in his limbs. Fafd JHa Claim. sensation, until at lost tha extendfollowed This ed, by a blood pricking began to none freely and vigorously through his Boon he was restored to hia old body. time health. A reporter for Ths Jfonffor recently sailed on Mr. Patch again and was told: You may say there is no doubt as to my sure being permanent. I am in I letter health than when I gave yon the first interview, end certainly attribute my euro to Dr. Williams' Pink Tills for Pale People. To these pilla I owe tny release from the ring death, and I shall al iv I was induced to take tl nuch is the history of one of the most re-markable cases In modern times. In the taco of such testimony, can anyone aay that Dr. Williams Pink Pills are not entitled to the careful consideration of every sufferer man, woman or child 1 Is not tho rase. -In truth, a miracle in modern medicine? These pills are sold by all druggists and are considered by them to ba one of tho most valuable remedial agauts known to Wife As soon as we get a decent cook, dear, I want to give a dinner, . Husband All right. Ill come. Milk River Valley of Moetana. long stretch of fertile valley land, producing all the staple grain and root farmer crops. Fight ditches already In operation between Havre, Chinook and Harlem. Boom for more colonies of farmers who can easily build their own ditches on free homesteads at a cost of from 3 to $4 In labor and cash per acre. Irrigation le the use of water for crops when and where It Is needed. It means crops every year. In connection with stock growing, It is a sure avenue to wealth. Good openings for poultry and dairying. Chances for any Industrious man to own horses, cattle, sheep, hogs and hens and get rich: Hundreds of homes to be had In eight of dally trains on the Great Northern Railway. Good markets and shipping faeUltiee,-Watrights still to be hod in the river and plenty of chances In the tributary streams. Extensive live stock ranges on border the valley. Grass the ground Into standing hay. Precious metals and timber In the Immediate vicinity. Montana Is the richest state per capita in the Union. For further information and printed matter address MOSES FOLSOM. Immigration Agent G. N. Ry.. 404 Walnut St, Des Moines, Iowa. 'A er sun-cur- es Th average fish story is a romance of reel Ilfs. There has Just been erected In the Mount Clare shops of the Baltimore and Ohio Railroad at Baltimore a new high pressure steam boiler for the purpose ef testing locomotive boilers under steam pressure. Heretofore a locomotive had to be hauled to the out-alof the shop, fire built iu the firebox and steam gotten up in order to make a test, .this method consuming much valuable time. Under the new arrangement all this Is done while the engine Is standing In the shop, a system of steam pipes having been arranged so that the engines on any track In the erecting shop can be tested without being removed. A hone never gets to the front in a race if he has been b:idly reared. de Wheelmen toll and they also spin yarns. A bath with COSMO BUTTERMILK SOAP, exquisitely scented, Is soothing and benoilclaL Sold everywhere. It makes a man feel cheap when a woAmerican: North Philadelphia calls him dear in public. man In natural Now, said the professor hen. a of case "take Why the history, Ednrate Yoer IiowaU With ('aware te. does it lay an egg? Candy Cathartic, curs constipation forsvof BecauHe It cant lay a carpet, re- lOoJta. If CL C. CL fall, dnitwists refund money plied a bright boy of the class. The woman who fails to say bocause" has some other excuse. Tho Real Reason. FAST TIME TO CHICAGO Clearwater Cal What wuz Nugglt arrested fer? Nugglna fat Rio Grande Went era RaUway. Panhandled Pete Fer not carryin' Commencing February 5, the new time concealed weapons; when de sheriff i'.'.to tapped him on de shoulder ha wus to- card of the Rio Grande Western goes Atlantia leaves The Salt effect Puck. Express tally helpleaa Lake City at 9 a. m., arriving at Dourer et 9:80 a. m. the following morning and On a Broadway Can Chicago at i;15 p. m. the third day; makwhisfair?" he "Is she not passing ing connections with limited trains from aa the young his companion, pered to Chicago to New York. The evening train lady entered and took a seat at 7:40 p. m., arrives at Denver at leaves no was denying It In sooth, there 9:15 p. m. the following night and Chicago over moment it that passing st was She at 8 a. m. the third day, making close conto the conductor. Ex. nections with the fast morning trains fer New York and Boston. Both of these A Great Chanoa Hissed. through trains are splendidly equipped "I think the Sunday Horror has miss with all latest appliances and oonvenloncea ed a great chanoe lately." and carry Pullman Palace and Pullman Yes? To what do you refer?" Tourist sleeping cars as well ee free It has so far failed to print a life Chair Cars. Ticket office, No. 109 lze picture of the Klondike mosqulta" West Second South street (XOstefflee Re-oliil- Truth. owner.) |