Show When His Head Swelled As Illustrative of the exhilarating effects ef-fects ot liquor Alderman Hammond Odell tells the story of a switchman who took a drink and felt that ho ought to bo section boss He took an other and said I ought to ho a division divi-sion superintendent Ho took two or three more and felt that ho ought to be general manager of tho railroad Then ho took two or three more and thought ho should be president ot tho road In a few minutes tho fast express was approaching Tho switchman I raised aloft his red lamp and brought tho train came to a standstill What Is tho troublo Inquired tho conductor Tho switchman slowly pulled out his watch and said You are two minutes late Dont let this happen again |