Show Hh rHE- Ant Eye Ants Eye s-Eye View BY BY MAC We had a letter from a lady in California this week In a charmingly apologetic manner she complains because the Inside of her paper Is blank Aside from the fact that we owe her a nickel because she got only halt half a paper I fall to tb see see slie that she Is anything but pretty lucky y Perhaps there were items inthe Inthe in inthe the missing half hall which would have made her her very unhappy And she should remember all the nice things In this world which are either only haUth r or nr are arl empty Inside t Some Some of f my best friends are only half there All AIl nice Jilce little kids are always empty inside l I The jack lantern jack lack o would would be bei i Impo Impossible e If weren't empty Buildings filled tilled up with things result in unhappiness The dollar dollar dol dol- lar Is only half there but Its It's better better better bet bet- ter than nothing The best cake Is never solid dough Its dough Its It's half air The best beat w way y to g get t your wife home home from a tl vacation the they say Is II t to carefully clip cUp an Item from the the hometown paper b before fore you OU send It ft to her Maybe Maybe May lay be were we're just trying to get this charming channing Californian back to Utah Who knows Well half a loaf Is better than none somebody said But In this case It was kind of ot like getting half of a one-dollar one bill Maybe were we're trying to create suspense suspense- you cant can't wait walt to get your paper to see If It Its It's all alJ there We knew of ot a newspaper In Iowa so full of ot mistakes the publisher publisher publisher pub pub- lisher gave a weekly prize to the person who found the most booboos boo- boo booI I boos Just to get people to read read I Ithe the darned thing Dill Bill Hooten who used to run the Ideal cement plant plant his his name then was agrees agrees with me that spelling ng Is Important So It was kind of ot funny when we sent Mr paper to Mr Never a dull moment I around here Hooten I what what do I care care I I bet he cant can't spell he ay without without without with with- out looking it up |