Show i CROSSCUTS though manufactured abroad a homespun homei pun article top the nose corned to blows oftener than anything eke now a days to be a good to lie in cast of od arl many a lightening rod agin thas been known the same place A dumbell dum bell raises the a bell that is not dumb simply the temper take too many whiskey straights will and oat trait is if you mast dabble nith share try plows harses no other kind kiy so regular dividends the proper remedy for a young lad who is short ot stature is to get spliced as soon as possible it is impossible to ip some men with an olive branch in one hand unless you have a club in the other man alio had no advice to give an editor the tone of bis paper he was dead A man advertises hands wanted on bos pants hands wont do any good out this way it takes a leather strap r after all the coachman and the accor have something in common t hey are both pretty apt to succeed if they handle their linea well an indman ean glist ablis gin a democrat get to heaven hast en to say thab he can if he has the handling ot the returns an arkansas editor says our women are accused of being fond ot wello be it what is more lovely than tulips well blown why tint you are looking for an thing you always find it in the last place iou look because ou alwaes stop looking when ou find it the eyes of the small boy are bigger aban his stomach until he his eaten green apples then the stomach appears than anything in the world to him A gentleman asked i mite of a girl how old she was old I 1 exclaimed the child lifting her n surprise old im not old at all I 1 m quite new grandma is old once upon a timo a woman died and as the mourners were carrying hei to atie grave they ast a stump and let the fall she revived having beau only in a deep trance two u after she leolly died and as they were carrying her down the same road and near the same stump the disconsolate widower sobbed steady boys steady there be ery careful |