Show f i SI mist SKETCHED C R Ef ay y BYRON ML LAM Once again the season is upon us when the tired and retired city toiler with a n grip full of flannel shirts and bacon rind bacon rind bait hies himself to some ideal spot in the pastoral wildwood where he can listen in rapt enthusiasm enthusiasm to Munchausen tales of how the fish bit just before he arrived and how they will surely bite before ho he goes away The farmer sits on the veranda and between whiffs of an old dudeen tells how pure the air is is' and how it knocks knocks' the city bacilli out of ofa ofa a man His good wife in her alpaca runabout ladles out great gobs of joy joyas joyas as she dwells upon the comfort you will take sans coat sans vest sans collar sans everything except a few minor underclothes a negligee shirt and a p pair ir of pajamas Having braved the menu consisting of soda crackers dry chipped beef store cookies cookies cookies cook cook- ies with white frosting and a few few other delicacies of a like character you take on appreciation of the purity of the air From 2 2 to 5 5 per day for pure air naturally calls for a highly highly highly high high- ly clarified atmosphere and you begin begin be be- gin to feel light lightheaded When you J are so full of air and soda crackers you can remain anchored no longer J you suddenly get a telegram to come home and bury your office boy With highly inflated lungs you return to the city having havinga a a sunburn that like the smile wont won't come off In your sadder and more communistic communistic moments you recall that your our dream of bacon and eggs fresh vegetables vegetables vege vege- tables wooded nooks big fish catches and a quart or two of just rest was a nightmare You firmly resolve to introduce introduce introduce in in- a bill in the legislature compelling compelling com com- all country resort k keepers farmers especially to furnish photographs photo graphs of surroundings map of lake certificate of fish catches together with sample menu by mail to all prospective pros pros- boarders who upon arrival will demand as as a further protection a good and sufficient bond binding the resort liar to tell the truth the the- w whole ole truth and nothing but the truth during the entire season But you get busy bulling the market ri F or keeping the market from bulling you you and and forget your resolves Next year you you- go out and and- ff your enthusiasm in the same way Pure Pureair Pureair Pureair air comes high but we must have It S waIt wa It is better to be low and humble to eat pie with a knife and say them people than to be ruler of a tin kingdom and have a cold glitterIng glittering glitter gUtter ing steel clandestinely introduced introduce d Into yer anatomy Be Bo thankful fe fer r small things Uncle U Uncle cle By A New Jersey preacher has organized organ a a choir of thirty whistlers It is time the for for the old hard hard shell shell d deacons t to o tur turn over in their theft graves again wa waA A modest Boston girl made a quilt quill t I of her old stockings but she use used d only that part of them ordinarily visible vis ible to ible-to leto to a a mans man's naked eyeS eye S |