Show Today Tony All AH Sorts of Small News News- New 11 Ladles Cone Gone Dividends Colleges Wet cr Senate 1 Dry 1 Slop and nd Count Three D By Copyright 1926 by the Star Co All sorts orts ot of little news nothing ery very fry Important on the surface Hut But sometimes days das that seem dull as you pass through become Import Import- Important important Important ant later On a certain fourteenth of Jul July you remember the French kinG Louis Sixteenth went hunt hunt- hunting hunt ine Ing got no game and wrote In his diary one word Rien which means means nothing On Un that same day the tho bastille bastilla was torn down which meant that Louis head was to be chopped off oft a little later The main thIng thine Is to mako make It short which tew few men find tind cas easy Hanging In his playhouse elevator William A Brady Drady hItS has this wise word In smallest type The mor more you say the less leas people remember remember ber Money was as cheap again yester yester- yesterday yesterday ester day only 3 per pel cent It if you want want- wanted wanted ed cd It for stock gambling more It if you wanted to build a a house Stocks were cheerful and up New divi divi- dividends dividends were declared by stocks that paid none before bigger by those thosa with the dividend habit New York Yorks York's old fashioned Fifth Avenue A bank on the corner of fourth Forty fourth street paid Its sua sual I dividend yesterday esterday at the rate of ot 2 24 per pel cent and an extra ot of 26 per r cent tor for the quarter A good fair fall return on your money That little bank was started as old gentlemen remember that thata I a few select ladles lunching the street at Delmonico's might I combine banking with luncheon Delmonico's is gone the ladles ladle are gone the bank pays more than than 60 SOper o oper per tnt nt a 0 year ear Prohibition news is varied Am- Am American Am American colleges are overwhelming overwhelming- overwhelmingly ly wet Ot Of 0 students voting 92 per cent want the law changed College boys unfortunately know a good deal about prohibition and bootleg whisk whisky The senate Judiciary committee rejects the suggestion of ofa ofa ofa a prohibition referendum The fathers never Intended that any constitutional question should be referred to a popular vote ote That's likely Those dear old fathers had bad no high opinion of the average man They would not let him vole vote unless he owned a certaro certain taro tain amount ot of o property And he could not vote ote for president or senator lie He could only choose superior minds to do that for tor him The people have bave changed that and may change other things thing They even havo power to enlighten enlighten en the sen senate judiciary committee When you OU are excited stop and count at least east three It angry count ten George Gorge hanged by the neck outside a a window three stories up A friend could not see sea a a man die like that so lIe he cut the rope But he forgot to pull his friend Inside the Indo dropped three stories Morles and will die Mr Carroll who a a girt ot of 17 11 to appear naked in fn a bathtub bath bathtub bathtub tub partly filled tilled with alleged champagne Is fined 2000 and sent to prison for tor one year car But he Js as punished for tor lying to the grand erand jury not tor for out out- outraging outraging out outraging raging public decency icy and con con- contributing con contributing to the degradation of ot a year old year old girl This Thle Is a 0 queer civilization Women's clubs at Atlantic City protest against womans woman's craze for unnatural thinness causing causing- many to starve themselves to the danger point Women will pay no attention of course but It Is a a useful sug- sug suggestion sug aug suggestion Future generations will 1 tee feel I the tho bad effects of ot a genera genera- lion tion lion generation ot of skinny mothers and also feel the bad effects of ot nicotine end bootleg bootleg- cocktails But all this fortunately applies to on only I a small percentage of ot the future mothers Sir MB Ir Leister Henry Fords Ford's chief auditor tells the federal court In Detroit In-Detroit Detroit that Sir Ir Fords Ford's profits In seven years from 1917 1911 to 1924 were The gross cross To- To re receipts before taking taking- out Income tax lax etc were over eight hundred millions This shows chows that the twentieth century otters offers opportunity ity to those that understand their business bustness Catholic Anti agitation ng 1 persists to In L Latin America Guatemala's government ha has deported a num num- num- num ber number of o priests accusing accusing- them ot of interfering In politics and Jesuit priests have been forbidden to enter Guatemala All foreign priests must have a 0 a special per per- per permit mit addresses President Calles of Mexico ad ad- ad dresses to the Catholic Archbishop Mora Del Rio a 0 letter of ot angry warning It says Bays I 1 notify you once for tor all that any aDY act of ot rebellion against the law or disrespect toward the authorities will be punished with without out consideration of or any nature bythe bytho Calles Calle's letter Is called forth by the tho archbishops archbishop's letter of ot protest against government severity con con- con containing this sentence We make before you and the world a most solemn protest and declare our Irrevocable adherence to 10 the pontiff Chicago's os department of or health recommends sunshine sunshine and ond fresh tresh all air to savo babies that die or of rickets The Tho recommending recommending- wont won't do much good to mothers that cannot take their children to the country to broader streets or to apartments with unobstructed southeastern exposure Fortunately Chicago opens all parks to the people Including Including- the precious grass But Dut babies babiCs cannot o go to parks parka alone and many working mothers cannot take them Lessing wrote that God might forgive men tor for not giving giving- to children bread that costs mone money but would not forgive them for depriving them hem of ot sunlight and air that are free tree In cities unfortunately sun sun- light sunlight aun and air all are not free Profit steps In and ond sunlight and all air also cost money |