Show d LYS' LYS J I t I J h. h WA WAr HE 0 w J PW if r J T- T r e E y e Vv vi Vi V- V VEly v 1 I. I Ely By MAC or 1 i By V 1 I I Mr lr tr J e Cornwell ell I S i I P bi ba tyr fv N The Murray I Ea Eagle le i Mur jy y Ul Utah b. b v w I Jim I have here your as pleasant t r l' l offering to buy a press from me You offer otter me 25 25 for lor the machine mach macho iRe ine hie and you hope I 1 will not b be e insulted il n j 1 I T This IS reply Is a little late II I because I thought I would see j you meanwhile and could curse cure I you In person But time flies files I and I just cant can't wait walt any longer long er to tell you what I think of a fellow publisher who offers me 25 for a press which Is II worth I Well m maybe be f I It IS e for me lne to picture you yet t gelling petting ready reddy tor or Christmas You Yet I and your pour lovely wife and three wonderful little kiddies are sitting g at the breakfast l table and yo you suddenly suddenly get up and go outdoors outdoor I and fire a blast from a shotgun Then you come come back In Inand and rays I f y Too bad Santa Claus just Jut committed suicide out there Or 01 It if you decide to let those thos e sweet SWE-et children have a Christmas I 1 can see you chopping up waste paper rupel from the shop making 1 it t Into confetti You will put it t i iu In n sacks slicks and put those adorable little e et girls on street corners to sell ItI it t for tor a a. dime a sack They can keep a Ii penny from each dime I Th The little boy will be on a ai aj j i third corner offering to shine shoes hoes for a quarter He will we uwe you for the shoeshine shoe shoe- shoeshine shine equipment of course The little Cornwell children should hould do real well earning their Christmas money This activity will leave leare Mrs Cornwell how can she stand it i i II nee to bub When she is ready to come home she will l prone you Oll and you yron can pl pick k her ii tAU e h her I lax taxi I fare Meanwhile you will be doing your own Christmas shopping 10 tc doubt You will probably g give lC the little boy a paper cute oute one of the little girls a abroom abroom broom room each evening at i j the other little girl an old oldron ron apron to wear when she cleans clean I up OW OIl iH d dIt jUl 1 be tick r lf et new J kere aero ine carry when you yO b le Ker mt- mt C hub o atta T rf-T 1 Jt r y 0 t. t A K Sf r lI 74 p J ty by Itle wa il 1 oa ll lp in t Q 4 d do do fl L i Z iM Ira ay y j F ii I w I I mH ip cAie Uie e if If 1 T A tA t- t 1 a Att A Ift a C ft 1 vy r r tt r Of J then you u. u PO POh h y 4 i r V b bry yuta ui two NIB a i s1 w P t. t p Jv fit at 1335 1135 V 0 at t I lV lt il joc C l f hYI t 1 I tH 1111 V N V hit I r t fi in ft rt tf oT J ly fitii ah sad I mss Dart the i t if turn turned ast rt hi Mlle lit I tj t f EtI Eer des ces its iU it construction U Is PIt and ait half f pint int whisky whily U t. t n one riser tle t. t very rt l r file Tye lin bt-lin pu ar ira lIo solid gold cold There Are at tie the tenter tenter- cf of every f ery to- to I e j- j wheel The feed board Is solid uld platinum platinum not not just Jut coated And the rollers rollers- are genuine decin- decin sin sin- pressed presed elephant hide I I I If It you do not care to pay an honest honest price for this this' press I can visit a local junk Junkyard yard and aDd send send you ou some parts arts and you c can n make your own press I Or would you be Interested In old egg crates Railroad ties ties complete with screw on I top Right hind f foot of buck deer Three br broken ken tiles of I unusual design Inside 0 of 1923 Big Ben alarm n clock almost almot I complete Axe Aile handle solid I j oak I As AI long as you ou are goi going g to buy junk as proven by your you your offer of ot 25 skins for a press which I value l I a at 95 elj maybe you I had just JURt a as well let ire ine know what hat fl else e you jou want to steal andI and I can get it for you at your price I IThe IThe The kind of hours you and and 1 T Pin P Pt put t in n we had just as well be bur glare Eh Jim Think you rou can canet get et away away Saturday Or will Im yoube you be casing a bank See you there Mac 0 |