Show I 1 ph fillipi ML ALL AMERICAN PLATOON ERS COLUMN not to be outdone THIS by anybody herewith goes into the all american routine but tosses in blittle a little originality bemak by making its choices from among the more claimants all american quan quandary dory man luke whammy on the following claim throughout tho the entire season there was never a minute when I 1 was su sure re wh etherI etherl was just going goin 9 into adame a game or just going out all I 1 was positive of was that I 1 in long I 1 did most of omy my running parallel with the field stripes for all american swiftness of perception stew chadsey in two of our 10 games I 1 insist that 1 I unlike luke whammy Whann ity had a fair idea whether I 1 was coining or going this alone makes me inc a standout toot footballer baller 11 to a charge that he seemed dazed in one of these two games he replies that was due doe to a fake play in fit which I 1 purposely did a whirling dervish even my own team was confused by it they thought I 1 was coming in and I 1 thought I 1 was leaving all american suspense man red mcgrew 1 I was always in great suspense whether I 1 was to b be e used on the platoon that relle relieved ved the offensive platoon that rel relieved leven the main offensive platoon or on the platoon that was sent in for the platoon that was sent in for the main defensive platoon what funt all western mystery Pla Plat coner skeets eskeets donegan donegon there were other football players who were more confused than I 1 was during the tha season but not as often said mr donegan clinching his selection 1 I got so bowled bawled up that I 1 once went in tor for myself what happened ive wa asked I 1 found I 1 been taken out yet he snapped all american southern dc decoy chlo Blud bladsoe soe 1 I was never really on any squad hut but I 1 used to show up tip on one side or another and and suddenly bolt from the sidelines and dash into somo some formation on the field I 1 was ne never verAe detected because some guy erry was always just leaving the game tor for his own befuddlement all american coach of distinction feet Cal labash lobash my distinction lay in having more platoons than registered students and lettl letting ng them go on and off the field at random this developed a high sense of impulse in the men I 1 was never in trouble for having too many men in play because my system kept the officials bials in such heavy traffic they were always looking for parking spaces instead of tor for rules violations eions s 11 we also have sel selected acted tl the A all arvi american mascot supply E service 1 and the all american college band leader one bulldog one goat or one mulli mule no longer could possibly be ba sufficient and they are now also 11 sent ent in by platoon the bronx zoo N new ew york led everybody in breeding enough mascots to keep the mascot platoons up to standard the ile all american college band leader is hamilton potts who used alternately a platoon of wood instruments st and a platoon of brass instruments with four platoons of 0 offensive and defensive defens lye xylophone players charlie way may I 1 go in to swim mm Yest yet iba hs water blue it if hang your clothes on a tropical limb but keep your eye on lewis president truman was pitching horseshoes do down m there in florida and we understand he did espee especially jal well wall if the post bore a photo of john L lewis from the neck up dr A H schultz of john hon kins has performed on an autopsy on the birdus gorilla we have not seen the report and probably would not agree anyhow in our book the famous ape died largely from boredom contributing causes were frustration train sick ness too much publicity complete madness due to the strange creatures it If found staring at it day and night and a general softening up due to being asked to find diversion in playing with an old tire shoe 4 4 0 VANISHING the railroad tickets wont cost too much the doctor only made threes three visits and the robber asks six dollars lets all ah pull together ive got no kick against the boss this laundry replaces buttons if you want a second helping if meat just ask tor for it ito its g getting etting so cold im putting ro GL on my racoon coat |