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Show lestaurateur Believed limself Well Supplied Hie couple had enjoyed a meal : the restaurant. When the bill :as presented the husband was irrified to discover he had come ;t without money. Calling the proprietor, he ex-:med ex-:med the situation, ending up ih: "It won't take me long to slip me, and my wife will remain :;re as security." "Pardon me," said the propri-:or, propri-:or, "but haven't you anything :-e?" "Sir," snapped the customer an-::ily, an-::ily, "are you insinuating that -.y wife is not worth the $1.50?" "Not at all," the proprietor pro-tiled, pro-tiled, "but I already have a 3e!" |