THE DIXIE OWL How do you know it was a stork and not an angel that brought your little sister? asked Eleanor Nicholes of Mr. Tanners little girl. Because I heard Papa complaining about the bill and I guess I know that angels dont have Mils. Ttee Bert Sullivan, who was eating a piece of limburger cheese full of bacteria, boasted that he had slain his thousands and tens of thousands. That you have, said Truman Rollins, with no other weapon than the jaw of an ass. When Leonard Sproul asked McAllister how much he charged for vocal lessons, Mr. McAllister answered, Six dollars for the first month and three for the second. Then Ill come the second month. IS YOUR Own Home Paper. Mr. Rodney Snow (in biology) : If a young man has an engagement with a young lady and he discovers she has a wooden leg, is he justified in breaking it off? Ed Miles: Which, the leg or the engagement? Wives of great men all remind us As oer these leaves we turn, That some day we may leave behind us Letters that we ought to burn. Uncle Urie, coming up into the woodwork shop, started to plane a board for Helen. Mr. Pickett turned around md said, Alright Uncle Urie, all Grade Students in at 3 :30. It works for you AH The Time. Subscribe for if Now Year $2.50 Six Months $1.25 Three Months 75 cents Single Copies Ten Cents Each. it to your Dixie friends who are away and keep them in touch with home. They will appreciate it, especially if sent as a Christmas present or New Years Send gift. Our Job Department is prepared to do your work and do it well. Give us a trial. One ounce of mirth is worth more than ten thousand weight of melancholy. A closed mouth catcheth no flies. Welcome is the best cheer. Washington County News Saint George, Utah