Show MADE A CLEAN JOB OF IT first time old gentleman had E eaten aten a crab and he left nothing on the dish majolly A jolly old boy from the midlands entered into one of the hotels at the seaside and seeing on the slab on the right a crab dressed on the shell with legs claws and parsley ranged round said to the landlord what dye d ye call that crab was the answer looks good ill have un and gle us a pint 0 ale bread and butter was added and the diner left to his dinner in about an hour the genial landlord entered the dining room to see it if his guest was getting on all right he ile found him chafing up the last claw the red in the face but beaming like the crab stra yes h he was capital I 1 never tasted one afore but I 1 think you baked un a little too long the crust was hard lets let s have another pint he had eaten the lot shell claws and all complete london tidbits tit bits |