Show Profitable Glass Eye Nobody is going to poke out a good goodeye goodeye goodeye eye just for tor the tha sake of getting a glass eye eye said the tho city salesman but I know a man who makes money on his glass eye He goes t to Europe three times a year on business While there he be does a little trading In jew jew- els as a side line It Is on tho the homeward home bome- homeward ward trip that he turns his glass eyo eye to good account In the cavity back backof of it he carries carrie's two or three small but valuable diamonds Half Halt the duty saved Is his commission on these stones alone The customs Inspectors have bave never got on to him Naturally they cant can't go around j Jabbing their fingers into peoples people's eyes New New York Sun |