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Show The Dixie Owl, St. George, Utah 27 If some of these jokes Youve heard before, Just laugh again And dont get sore. For the world is large, Good jokes are few, And not everyone Is as wise as you. Mr. Snow. (in Economies) The value of the dollar has declined fifty per cent. The only consolation that we have is that a person that hasnt a dollar is fifty cents better off than he used to be. cant judge the caliber of a mans brain by the at which he wears his hat ; but as a rule the caliber of angle his brain varies inversely as the amount of noige he makes when entering the Study Room. You the conundrum of the age. her, but well never give her up. Woman We cant guess Of all sad words of tongue or pen The saddest are these, Turned down again! Arthur Crawford. Teacher. Our thoughts make the world in which we live. Nelson Empey. Q. A. What do thoughtless people live in? Why is a kiss over the telephone like a straw hat? Because it isnt felt. Love is the only thing in which the height of extravagance is the last degree of economy. alf an inch, alf an inch alf an inch honward, ampered by the obble skirt opped the four undred. |