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Show v v i IT HAS JUST BEEN DISCOVERED. That Mary's lamb had fleas as well as fleece. I That tho boy who stood on the burning deck was po)ter player and had decks to burn. jVJi That tho man who wroto "Beautiful Sno"'",1?! In a hot climate, ff&l'"!-""-' fr'fri' Tniilrt'Trrl t nr'T1 V l3.3x;ctii)ofcnlidren"ln tho "B" class nro most apt to havo hives. That Noah and not Edison was tho Inventor of tho ark light. That tho Old Maids' Association ha3 started a crusade to have tho Islo of Man blotted out of nil tho geographies. That tho Naples authorities havo at laHt succeeded in stopping- tho eruptions erup-tions of Vesuvius by tho uso of sulphur and molasses. That In Missouri thoy call chewing gum statistics "wax" figures. That tho reason Georgo Washington cut down tho cherry treo was to glvo his father a chanco to got a reputation. That Evo was tho originator of the phrase "Thero ain't a-goln' to bo no core." r That tho person who reads Longfellow's poems Is apt to got full of "Excelsior." That while honesty is tho best policy, somo mun havo tho habit of letting their policies lapse. That tho "Chargo of tho Light Brigade" was Inspired by a visit from tho gas collector. That Lord Bacon was a high liver. That tho King of Yap who recently died and loft $1,000,000, was not tho only rich member of his family. Thero nro numerous wealthy yaps In tho U. S. sonato. m - |