Show Didnt Miss the Train Soma time since two merry sons from the land of the shamrock were walking down n railroad track of one of tho suburban lines and so interested I interest-ed wore they In an animated conversation conversa-tion that they didnt hear the rumble of a train that was rapidly bearing down upon them Tho warning whistle came too late for ono of them and before ho could sidestep ho was ungently lifted to a bank some feet away Instead of dy ing on tho spot hesat up rubbed his eyes n few times and then his faco broke into a broad smile Shuro MoiRe said tho one who had nimbly jumped from the track and escaped a rude Jar do yez think It Is a Joke to be kilt Bcgorra an who said it was returned re-turned Mike Thin phat afro yez grlnnln about yet hay then asked Pat Nothln was the reply except that was ther flrrust tolmo in mo lolfo that I didnt miss a train Philadelphia Philadel-phia Telegraph |