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Show FRICASSEE NEXT ' Mr. Junewed-Is the steak re1 now, denr? Mrs. Junewed I'm sorry r long, denr, but it looked l01 grilled and doesn't look much & Wed. but If you'll be patient a : oncer I'll see what boiling doe" it Chelsea Record. v Open to Queition ! Tony-Y oil should see the era,'1 ines of her neck and her lln,,iu ' Her sk,n is like velvet and her b,' smells like new-mown hay. '; Jack Are you speaking 0f a;'" or a cow? a,t jn Spink, Spank, Spunk Father-nobby, if you hlu, more spunk In you, I think you ,;" stand better In your class N0'r you know what spunk Is? Bobby-Yes, sir. lfs Ule ticiple of spank. V i n Scraps of TALL ORDER A somewhat atout actor was late for rehearsal one morning and the iroducer was annoyed. He said: Does anyone know where Blank Is?" "Yes," said one of Blank's friends, lie's gone to the tailor to be m ens-red ens-red for a suit." "Measured," shouted the producer. You mean 'surveyed,' don't you?" Important Oversight Doctor All your organs are in per-'ect per-'ect condition ! Patient Good ! I am thinking of narrying a second time and Doctor Hold on a bit I I forgot to examine your brain ! Brooklyn Sagle, Salesmanship Customer To what do yon owe your extraordinary success as a ouse-to-house salesman? Salesman To the first five words utter when a woman opens the door "Miss, is your mother in?" How It Happened "I don't know why you married me. I assure you I was taken by surprise when you accepted me." "No, Johnny, you weren't taken by surprise I took you by mistake." Lesson From the Bee Teacher ADd what lesson do we ;earn from the busy bee, children? Boy Not to get stung. Answers Vlagazine. Knows Her Donkeys He I don't see why I hud ti'1' Gl such big ears. :Mti Her Well, they say nature makes a mistake. ointr : tow |