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Show IT" c THE PARSON Wednesday, January 12, 1966 is It Could And by now all of you have made your New Years resolutions and probably have broken at least half of them. It really was a good start though, huh? Well, dont feel too bad. Last year many of the leaders of our campus made some very winning resolutions, but they never pulled through either. These are some of the examples of what they might have said: Dr. Arbogast: From now on Ill consult the students with regard to exterior campus improvements. One of these days Ill Mrs. Booth: Good the skip morning just to see what happens. Mr. Leslie: I resolve to make freshman history a snap course. I, Leonard Burningham, hereby resolve that my senior year will be a nice quiet one. Guess Ill get involved in campus Pag 3 a Good Year! I really don't like teaching Mr. Day: too well. Guess Ill stick with church choirs. Dr. Gifford: I think firecrackers are O.K. I, Coach Siefert, hereby resolve to try to find a nice soft physical education job in a grade school. I, Alan Austin, hereby resolve to just stay in the background. The music department is stirred up enough. I, Dean Fuhr, hereby resolve to remain at Westminster for the pending improve- ments to take effect. Next year Ill stay away Mr. Clark: from Allied Surplus. Mr. Kuchler: My mother always wanted me to be a concert violinist. Maybe next year TYPING of themes, term papers, research papers, etc. SPECIAL RATES FOR STUDENTS: 25? to 40 a page, dbl. spaced, depending on content, footnotes, etc. Carbon copies 10 each. Do your own proof- Your mistakes corrected at reg. mistakes corrected free. My reading. rate. ... activities. Im not going to let Big Mike Murry: anything rile me into physical exertion. Mr. Cox: Westminsteshas no problems with speeders or people parking in the wrong place. I think Ill concentrate on something worthwhile. o "Nothing Inferior For Your o Student Home of Fine Bnd9e Player, LOUNGE 8 :0Q a m. to 4:30 p.m. p.m. :c One thing is greatly distressing: to ask someone what he is thinking of and to get the answer nothing. So for you who have nothing to think about: Do shoe box manufacturers have to make a different sized shoebox for every different sized shoe? What do foreigners say when we say ouch? Interior" 7:30 Where the White Goes 0.00 p.m. Is there really someone somewhere writing an essay on why most pet snakes are named George? Why does it take more energy to frown? Whatever happened to Richard Beymer? Why does every statement in LLl Orphan Annie end in an exclamation point? How could one remove the calories from a shrimp? How do they make the Nutcracker Christmas tree grow? Why are chromatic scales called chromatic if chroma means color? What is the significance of the saying Come to Jesus in whole notes? last but not , a Westminy And, tradition: Where does the white go when the snow melts? THE PARSON Editor Business Manager Feature Editor Sports Editor Photography Art Editor Correspondence Secretary Toni Franzolino Kim Gregory Marilyn Pierson Allan Burkhalter Bernd Beutenmuller, Bill Kittel Tom Dawson Elayne Williams Save for Self your gas at Keiths Phillips Service Station at 9 East and 17 South. Keith will deduct 2 cents per gallon when Westminster identification is shown at the time of purchase. Every month the College SGAC will receive a check from Keiths Station for the total amount saved from Parson purchases. No stamps will begin to be given for a Westminster purchase. Buy 66 rflgitE Because of the ethical nature of many products sold in a drug store, your satisfaction with them is of special concern to all who serve you. Here is where professional service, as well as genuine value-receive- really counts. Next time, bring your prescription to us. Your QkmLi) 17oa.50-- 1 Pharmacist itH east |