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Show jvtfL jit Next Best "Why did they hang that picture?" pic-ture?" "Because they couldn't find the artist." The rain rains mostly upon the just. The unjust keep borrowing his umbrella. Grounds for Suspicions "I've searched high and low for the furniture cream recipe your mother gave me " "Here!" said her husband, putting put-ting down his spoon, "where did you get the recipe for this soup?" Quite Obvious "Isn't that a new frock you've on?" "Yes; I got it for a ridiculous figure." "Oht I can see that!" In the Name of Safety "What's making you so angry?" "Nothing much. I cut myself with a safety razor, burned myself my-self with a safety match, and nearly got run over while reading a safety-first notice." |