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Show Couldn't Fool Him. A custom house clork, who, prior to his entry Into Uncle Sam's. Bervlco, was a schoolteacher "a good many years yet," as he proudly Informs his nBsocIatcs, was Btandlng on tho cornor of Fifth and Chestnut streets ono cold day last winter, deeply engrossed In studying a legend which appeared on a dairy man's wagon, as follows: "Pastourlzed milk," etc. His faco wore a puzzled expression, but finally botraylng ovldenco of dawning dawn-ing Intelligence he remnrked to a by-standor: by-standor: "Ain't theso hero Philadelphia milkmen milk-men a-gottln' to bo Just as deceitful as anything! Pasturlted milk, eh? But they can't fool me, 'cause I lived In tho country, and know you can't pasture cows In winter." |